Disclaimer: I don't own Animal Crossing, never have never will
Nook gone Nuts...
Once upon a time in Animal Crossing, a very bored Nook woke up with a yawn...
He looked at his clock. 8:00am. The store would open soon. He got up, and put on the same clothes he wore day in day out.
He walked into the store, opened the doors and did a quick sweep of the place.
The middle aged Raccoon stood in his spot,(behind the check out) and waited for the first customer of the day...
Twenty minutes passed, Nook looked up to see the New guy of the village come in.
"Good morning, how can I help you?," Nook asked politely. The boy said nothing, instead he wandered the aisle's. Nook followed him, (he could never afford cameras) and watched.
The boy walked up to a Item. Wallpaper.
"Would you like to see that Item?," he said, loosing his patience.
"Ok," the boy said, in a stale voice.
Nook opened the wallpaper and showed him,"Would you like to purchase?,"He asked closing the wallpaper.
"Nah, show me another!,"He commanded
"Fine..," Nook said slowly losing his temper.
This went on for a half a hour...
"Have you come to a decision?," Nook asked in a moody voice.
"No... I'll go now... thanks anyway," and with that the boy wandered out.
Nook snapped a Fishing rod under his paws.
He counted to three slowly, and took a pill his doctor in the next town gave him.
He paced back to his check out, he scratched his ear while he waited.
Not long before another customer came in. He forgot her name... some cat...he didn't care anyways.
She walked up to him.
"How much can I get for this peach?," she asked intent fully.
".....nothing ......its a peach," he said angrily.
"WHAT DO YA MEAN, MY FRIEND GOT PLENTY OF MONEY FOR HER PINEAPPLE!,"she screamed in his face.
"Don't do that...," he said, holding in his anger.
"I"LL DO WHATEVER I WAN-," She screamed again.
"Fine hold on," he said, gently.
He bent down behind the counter, and popped up with his trusty machete.
He cocked his arm back and threw the large knife, it connected with the cat girls head.
She fell to the floor silently.
He breathed heavily. Then he walked out and pulled the machete out of her head, then he picked her up and threw he behind the counter.He walked outside, sun in his eyes. He looked left than right. Then he saw the new kid... He was at the junkyard or the dump.
Nook jogged over to him, his weapon hidden behind him.
"Hey Nook shouldn't you be at your store you might have a Cus- AHHH," his sentence was cut of, or rather Nook cut of HIS ARMS. First one then the other,"YOU BASTERD, I'M GON-,"Nook cut him off once more, BY STABBING HIM IN THE HEAD!
He fell backwards, skull shattering of the ground.Nook searched his body. He had a Axe and to bananas. After looting his body he took his machete, and threw the body up in a tree.
He walked on to the train station. On the platform was a monkey. "HEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK GONNA TAKE THE TRAIN, Oh AH AH," the monkey screeched.
"No but would you like a banana?," Nook asked, throwing the banana in his direction.
The monkey jumped up for the banana, while he was in the air, Nook chucked the Axe at him, it caught him right in the chest.
The monkey fell to the ground, blood leaking from his mouth, griping the Banana in his hand.
Nook laughed hysterically. But he didn't notice the Bird, who delivered the mail.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!," the bird said landing on the earth.
"Do you also wish to DIE?," Nook asked him, still laughing.
"These are my friends, I WILL AVENGE THEM!," he reached into his bag and removed a Grenade. Nook drew his Machete.
The bird pulled the pin and tossed it at him. Nook sliced it in half.
The bird gasped. Then he hid his fear, and drew out his Uzi.
"They teach us how to deal with ones like yourself in Eye pecking school," the Bird said. But Nook was prepared, he picked up the body of the monkey, which got full of bullets. After a few second the gunfire stopped, and there was a clicking.
Nook dropped the body and jumped up in the air, and delivered a flying kick to the birds neck. There was a loud Crack and the bird dropped. Dead.
Nook walked of to a bridge, a dog sat there, he was fishing. Nook walked up and hit him in the head with hilt of his Machete, then pushed him of the bridge into the water. The body sunk to the bottom.
He walked some more and came to the police station. Outside stood the New police officer. "Good morning Mr..Nook, any problems?," the Officer asked inequitably.
"Yeah actually," he said pulling out the Machete," You see that stain on the blade?"
"It look's like blood, sir!," the officer said, in a helpful tone.
"Maybe you should look closer."
The officer leaned in, and while he did, Nook shoved the blade deep within the officers belly. He then pulled it out and the Officer fell down. Blood spewed on the ground.
Nook picked up the officers gun. Pulled back the slide and chambered a round. And peeked through the door, fired a round into the other cop. He groped the wound, blood seeping through his fingers.Nook fired once more, and got him in the head. The cop fell down.
Nook looked up at the sky. 'One more left,' he said in his head.
He turned from the police station and walked in the direction of the wishing well.
He got to the well. The Mayor wasn't there. He looked around. Then from behind him...
"Would you like to attend my Ninety-seventh birthday?," The Mayors voice asked. Nook spun around. There was the Mayor, standing with his cane. He held out a invitation to Nook. Nook took the invitation in his hand. He held it for a moment, then ripped it in half.
"But ......why?," the Turtle asked.
"I will destroy you," and with that, Nook shot him in the head.
"Well my work here is done!," and then Nook walked of to the train station...
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Today or Crazed hero killed 7 people.
If you enjoyed this story Review, and I might consider writing another chapter!
~Your writer Glandrid~
Nook gone Nuts...
Once upon a time in Animal Crossing, a very bored Nook woke up with a yawn...
He looked at his clock. 8:00am. The store would open soon. He got up, and put on the same clothes he wore day in day out.
He walked into the store, opened the doors and did a quick sweep of the place.
The middle aged Raccoon stood in his spot,(behind the check out) and waited for the first customer of the day...
Twenty minutes passed, Nook looked up to see the New guy of the village come in.
"Good morning, how can I help you?," Nook asked politely. The boy said nothing, instead he wandered the aisle's. Nook followed him, (he could never afford cameras) and watched.
The boy walked up to a Item. Wallpaper.
"Would you like to see that Item?," he said, loosing his patience.
"Ok," the boy said, in a stale voice.
Nook opened the wallpaper and showed him,"Would you like to purchase?,"He asked closing the wallpaper.
"Nah, show me another!,"He commanded
"Fine..," Nook said slowly losing his temper.
This went on for a half a hour...
"Have you come to a decision?," Nook asked in a moody voice.
"No... I'll go now... thanks anyway," and with that the boy wandered out.
Nook snapped a Fishing rod under his paws.
He counted to three slowly, and took a pill his doctor in the next town gave him.
He paced back to his check out, he scratched his ear while he waited.
Not long before another customer came in. He forgot her name... some cat...he didn't care anyways.
She walked up to him.
"How much can I get for this peach?," she asked intent fully.
".....nothing ......its a peach," he said angrily.
"WHAT DO YA MEAN, MY FRIEND GOT PLENTY OF MONEY FOR HER PINEAPPLE!,"she screamed in his face.
"Don't do that...," he said, holding in his anger.
"I"LL DO WHATEVER I WAN-," She screamed again.
"Fine hold on," he said, gently.
He bent down behind the counter, and popped up with his trusty machete.
He cocked his arm back and threw the large knife, it connected with the cat girls head.
She fell to the floor silently.
He breathed heavily. Then he walked out and pulled the machete out of her head, then he picked her up and threw he behind the counter.He walked outside, sun in his eyes. He looked left than right. Then he saw the new kid... He was at the junkyard or the dump.
Nook jogged over to him, his weapon hidden behind him.
"Hey Nook shouldn't you be at your store you might have a Cus- AHHH," his sentence was cut of, or rather Nook cut of HIS ARMS. First one then the other,"YOU BASTERD, I'M GON-,"Nook cut him off once more, BY STABBING HIM IN THE HEAD!
He fell backwards, skull shattering of the ground.Nook searched his body. He had a Axe and to bananas. After looting his body he took his machete, and threw the body up in a tree.
He walked on to the train station. On the platform was a monkey. "HEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK GONNA TAKE THE TRAIN, Oh AH AH," the monkey screeched.
"No but would you like a banana?," Nook asked, throwing the banana in his direction.
The monkey jumped up for the banana, while he was in the air, Nook chucked the Axe at him, it caught him right in the chest.
The monkey fell to the ground, blood leaking from his mouth, griping the Banana in his hand.
Nook laughed hysterically. But he didn't notice the Bird, who delivered the mail.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!," the bird said landing on the earth.
"Do you also wish to DIE?," Nook asked him, still laughing.
"These are my friends, I WILL AVENGE THEM!," he reached into his bag and removed a Grenade. Nook drew his Machete.
The bird pulled the pin and tossed it at him. Nook sliced it in half.
The bird gasped. Then he hid his fear, and drew out his Uzi.
"They teach us how to deal with ones like yourself in Eye pecking school," the Bird said. But Nook was prepared, he picked up the body of the monkey, which got full of bullets. After a few second the gunfire stopped, and there was a clicking.
Nook dropped the body and jumped up in the air, and delivered a flying kick to the birds neck. There was a loud Crack and the bird dropped. Dead.
Nook walked of to a bridge, a dog sat there, he was fishing. Nook walked up and hit him in the head with hilt of his Machete, then pushed him of the bridge into the water. The body sunk to the bottom.
He walked some more and came to the police station. Outside stood the New police officer. "Good morning Mr..Nook, any problems?," the Officer asked inequitably.
"Yeah actually," he said pulling out the Machete," You see that stain on the blade?"
"It look's like blood, sir!," the officer said, in a helpful tone.
"Maybe you should look closer."
The officer leaned in, and while he did, Nook shoved the blade deep within the officers belly. He then pulled it out and the Officer fell down. Blood spewed on the ground.
Nook picked up the officers gun. Pulled back the slide and chambered a round. And peeked through the door, fired a round into the other cop. He groped the wound, blood seeping through his fingers.Nook fired once more, and got him in the head. The cop fell down.
Nook looked up at the sky. 'One more left,' he said in his head.
He turned from the police station and walked in the direction of the wishing well.
He got to the well. The Mayor wasn't there. He looked around. Then from behind him...
"Would you like to attend my Ninety-seventh birthday?," The Mayors voice asked. Nook spun around. There was the Mayor, standing with his cane. He held out a invitation to Nook. Nook took the invitation in his hand. He held it for a moment, then ripped it in half.
"But ......why?," the Turtle asked.
"I will destroy you," and with that, Nook shot him in the head.
"Well my work here is done!," and then Nook walked of to the train station...
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Today or Crazed hero killed 7 people.
If you enjoyed this story Review, and I might consider writing another chapter!
~Your writer Glandrid~