Disclaimer: Oh shut up already! I know I don't own it! Leave me alone!

Reaka: Yet again! I start something new even though I have a lot of other projects to do as well. Someone should remind me not to do that! Anyway, this is kind of random, and it just now popped in my head. So here it goes. I also don't own the one that's being killed.

WARNING! There is some serious SpongeBob slamming in this one. So if you really like Spongebob, I suggest you don't read it.

Ron Weasely Kills...

For some unknown reason, Uncle Vernon had decided to let Harry have Ron come over for a few days. Maybe he was just afraid of the threat Lupin, Tonks, and Moody gave to him. But all in all, he let Ron come over.

Harry and Ron sat on the couch watching TV. Suddenly, a new TV show came on. The annoying music and horrible cartoon made both boys scream bloody murder. Suddenly, Ron stood up and held up his wand.

"Harry, this evil thing is trying to turn our brains into mush! We must destroy it!"

"But Ron! I can't! It's starting to take effect on me!"

As Ron watched in horror, Harry started to smile and sing along to the horrible, vile thing. Ron grabbed his broomstick and flew off to the headquarters of this evil cartoon.

Meanwhile, at the evil cartoon's hideout, the evil cartoon sat at his table, smoking a cigar, somehow, and laughing as he watched Harry Potter's downfall.

"Excellent. Everything is going according to plan. Lord Voldemort will be very pleased."

"But Lord Voldemort isn't even our boss!" said a minion. "He's not even involved in our plan! He was the first one we brainwashed into liking our show!"

"AH yes. I remember now. Now all we have to do is...wait! The red haired one is gone! He could be the only one that could destroy us! We must destroy him! We WILL destroy him!"

The shadowy cartoon leaned over his table and into the light. It was SpongeBob Square Pants! He laughed the annoying, nasal, laugh of his that made everyone cringe.

Ron flew as fast as he could on his broomstick. He needed to get to the Burrow and fast. His father was supposed to get a Muggle TV today, and if that annoying cartoon was on, then his family would soon be brainwashed.

"What could possess someone to like that annoying cartoon?" Ron asked himself as he flew on home. "It's the most retarded thing I've ever watched. They're being brainwashed!"

Finally, he made it to the Burrow. Quickly, he jumped off his broomstick and left where it was so he could go in.

"Ron!" his mother called. "You're home already? That was a quick visit!"

"Mum, don't let Dad turn on the TV!" Ron warned. "Or you'll be brainwashed by an evil cartoon!"

"Oh don't be ridiculous," Mrs. Weasley said. "We're watching TV right now!"

"WHAT?!!"

Ron and his mother went to the living room, where the TV was. (A/N: I don't know what the British call it, so it's the living room.) To his dismay, his whole family sat and watched SpongeBob and sang along with it. Even Percy was getting into it.

"Now Ron, join the family and watch this cartoon!" Percy said.

"NEVER! I WILL NEVER FALL FOR IT'S EVIL!"

"Oh, but you must," Mrs. Weasley said, "Fred, George, get your brother and bring him up. He needs to watch with the family."

Fred and George obediently got up and started to chase after Ron. Ron screamed and started to run away, but he was tripped by Ginny. Fred and George grabbed their brother and tied him up to a chair.

"Oh good!" Ginny exclaimed. "It's a SpongeBob marathon!"

At the evil SpongeBob's hideout, SpongeBob did that annoying laugh again as he watched Ron's family turn against him.

"That's right, Ron Weasley," said SpongeBob evilly, "there's a whole marathon. And it's all because of you. There will be SpongeBob everywhere until you are brainwashed and you like it!"

Ron squirmed and squirmed as the most evil, retarded, gayest cartoon was playing on the TV. He had never screamed so loud in his life.

Reaka: How was that? Was it any good? Do you agree with me that SpongeBob somehow finds a way to brainwash stupid people into liking that retarded crap? Seriously! I watched the premiere of when it came on, and my reaction was, "What is this? This is retarded!"

Well, anyway, review please, and tell me how much you like it or tell me how much you hate me for slamming SpongeBob so much. This might be the third fanfic that everyone will want to kill me for writing! Oh well. Review please. Until then, bye!