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Reaka: Hi everyone! Well, the wait is over! I've caused a little bit of an uproar with this one! I've got some mixed feelings from the reviewers. But you know what? I don't care how horrible you think this is! I'm finishing it anyway!
To the Reviewers!
Princess-Perfect: Thank you! I'm glad you liked the perspective of it! It is surprising how SpongeBob was so popular wasn't it?
Ned: I did warn you that I insult SpongeBob a lot. Sorry you didn't like it. You may not be reading this again, but sorry for your disappointment.
Monkee-Frodo: Yay! Another SpongeBob hater! Go us!
Ginnywea: I guess you can't expect every story you read to be really good can you. If you've read my other ones, I guess you can consider this one my flop. I'm sorry for your displeasure.
Ginervas-Devil-Within: So are you complimenting me? If you are thank you! If not, I'm sorry.
Fool Moon: Thank you so much! And I agree with you whole-heartedly!
Reese Craven: Oh believe me, there will be more. Thanks!
WARNING! SpongeBob is insulted a lot in this fic. If you like SpongeBob very much and don't like hearing him be insulted, stop reading this now. You'll be wasting your time if you want a good fic.
Now without further ado, on with the story!
Ron couldn't take it anymore. This annoying thing that was playing on TV tortured him mercilessly. He closed his eyes so he wouldn't have to see the bright, yellow blob make that stupid laugh that sounds like a strangled sheep. He couldn't close his ears, so he was stuck hearing it.
"Oh come now Ron!" George said.
"If you watch one episode with us, we'll untie you!" Fred offered.
"One episode!" Ron thought frantically. "I'll be brainwashed into liking this crap! It only took Harry mere seconds before he was sucked into this mania of stupidity! How did this retarded crap become even more popular than the Powerpuff Girls? How do I even know who the Powerpuff Girls are? Should I risk being brainwashed? If it means saving the world, I'll do it."
Ron opened his eyes again, and he finally agreed into watching the episode.
Meanwhile, in SpongeBob's hideout, (the pineapple for you unfortunate souls that had to watch it once. Shudder.) SpongeBob laughed his strangled sheep laugh again as he watched Ron surrender to his evil scheme.
"Excellent," he said evilly. "The only one that can stop me is being brainwashed himself! Now everything is going according to plan! I've already brainwashed the Muggles, since they're too powerless to stop me. Soon, the wizarding world will be under my spell! I'm so glad Lord Voldemort taught me this brainwashing spell! If he didn't my show would be such a flop! Well look at him now! Brainless and stupid! What more could I ask for?"
His monologue was interrupted by the sound of an explosion. The sponge whipped around and looked at his crystal ball. As he watched, Ron was untied. Ron had set his wand at the TV, and it exploded into millions of pieces! All of the Weasleys, except Ron, had fainted at once.
"I'm sorry," Ron said. "I promise I'll use every Galleon I've got to buy us a new one. Forgive me."
With that said, Ron grabbed his broomstick again and flew out of the Burrow.
SpongeBob screamed in rage that Ron had been able to outsmart him again. He turned away from his crystal ball not being able to bear to watch anymore.
"Patrik!" he called. "Squidward! We're moving on to Plan B! Let's go!"
Ron flew on his broomstick to Hermione's house. He hoped that she hadn't fallen under that same spell.
"If anyone can help me," he thought, "it has to be her."
He managed to find Hermione's house. Once he found it, he landed and went to her door and knocked on it. Hermione's mother answered it.
"Hello dear," she said, "can I help you?"
"I'm looking for Hermione," Ron said, "is she here?"
"I think she's in her room," the mother answered, "Why don't you come inside, and I'll get her for you?"
Ron stepped inside the house. Hermione's mother motioned for him to sit on the couch and wait and maybe watch some TV. Ron didn't touch the TV. The threat of SpongeBob was very well in the Muggle world. And if Hermione's parents were brainwashed as well, they sure didn't act like it. He secretly hoped they weren't.
Suddenly, he heard a high-pitched shriek come from the hallway! Ron got up and ran down the hall as fast as he could! He banged open a door. There was Hermione's mother, lying unconscious on Hermione's bedroom floor. A note was attached to her forehead. Before Ron looked at the note, he revived the mother. Hermione's mother woke up and looked at Ron.
"Are you okay Mrs. Granger?" Ron asked. "What happened?"
"It was horrible," she answered. "I was coming into Hermione's room to tell her you arrived when a giant, pink, star in unflattering boxers came in our room. It grabbed Hermione and threw the note at me! It was terrible!"
Ron took the note off Mrs. Granger's head and read it.
Dear Ron Weasley,
As you can see, we've kidnapped the Granger girl. If you want to see her again, you must come to the pineapple under the sea and state your surrender. If not, we will kill the girl by drowning her...in my merchandise!
Sincerely, SpongeBob Square Pants
P.S: You can bring someone along if you want, but it would be very pointless. They'd be brainwashed as well!
Ron looked away from the note then crumpled it up. Mrs. Granger stared at him with a fearful look in her eyes.
"What's going to happen?" she asked.
"I'm going to go to the pineapple," Ron said, "and I'm going to rescue Hermione from that retarded sponge."
"But won't you get brainwashed as well?" Mrs. Granger asked.
"I'm not sure. One episode didn't have an effect on me. Maybe I'm immune to the spell. But don't worry, Mrs. Granger. I'll bring Hermione back, alive."
Ron then turned and walked down the hall and retrieved his broomstick. He then opened the door and left the house. Mrs. Granger's waved at him good- bye.
"Be careful!" she called.
Ron flew back to Harry's house hoping that the Dursley's would force him to turn off the TV. Or that, at least, Dudley wasn't stupid enough to watch the evil cartoon. He doubted that Dudley even had any brains in him.
Once he made it to Harry's house, an uneasy feeling went through him. Without even knocking, he walked into the house. It was strangely quiet.
"Harry?" he called. "Are you here, Harry?"
There was no sound. He climbed the stairs to his best friend's room. Hedwig was screeching very loud, and there was a note attached to her cage. Ron went very pale and took the note off the cage. He read the note in horror.
Too slow, Weasley. We've got him too. Looks like there's no one to help you now.
Ron dropped the note in disbelief and sat on Harry's bed. He knew he needed help, but there was no one he could turn to.
Or was there?
Reaka: Guess what? That's another cliffy!
Ron: Hey! That's not fair! I thought I finally got to kill that stupid sponge thing!
Reaka: You're getting help to do it!
Ron: But he kidnapped Harry and Hermione! There's no one I can really turn to!
Reaka: Oh yes there is! But I'm making the fans vote for who they want in the story!
Ron: I'm scared. Who?
Reaka: Will it be Draco Malfoy? Lucius Malfoy? Or will it be Severus Snape? Your vote will determine who Ron will go to for help! Until then, please review! See you!
Reaka: Hi everyone! Well, the wait is over! I've caused a little bit of an uproar with this one! I've got some mixed feelings from the reviewers. But you know what? I don't care how horrible you think this is! I'm finishing it anyway!
To the Reviewers!
Princess-Perfect: Thank you! I'm glad you liked the perspective of it! It is surprising how SpongeBob was so popular wasn't it?
Ned: I did warn you that I insult SpongeBob a lot. Sorry you didn't like it. You may not be reading this again, but sorry for your disappointment.
Monkee-Frodo: Yay! Another SpongeBob hater! Go us!
Ginnywea: I guess you can't expect every story you read to be really good can you. If you've read my other ones, I guess you can consider this one my flop. I'm sorry for your displeasure.
Ginervas-Devil-Within: So are you complimenting me? If you are thank you! If not, I'm sorry.
Fool Moon: Thank you so much! And I agree with you whole-heartedly!
Reese Craven: Oh believe me, there will be more. Thanks!
WARNING! SpongeBob is insulted a lot in this fic. If you like SpongeBob very much and don't like hearing him be insulted, stop reading this now. You'll be wasting your time if you want a good fic.
Now without further ado, on with the story!
Ron couldn't take it anymore. This annoying thing that was playing on TV tortured him mercilessly. He closed his eyes so he wouldn't have to see the bright, yellow blob make that stupid laugh that sounds like a strangled sheep. He couldn't close his ears, so he was stuck hearing it.
"Oh come now Ron!" George said.
"If you watch one episode with us, we'll untie you!" Fred offered.
"One episode!" Ron thought frantically. "I'll be brainwashed into liking this crap! It only took Harry mere seconds before he was sucked into this mania of stupidity! How did this retarded crap become even more popular than the Powerpuff Girls? How do I even know who the Powerpuff Girls are? Should I risk being brainwashed? If it means saving the world, I'll do it."
Ron opened his eyes again, and he finally agreed into watching the episode.
Meanwhile, in SpongeBob's hideout, (the pineapple for you unfortunate souls that had to watch it once. Shudder.) SpongeBob laughed his strangled sheep laugh again as he watched Ron surrender to his evil scheme.
"Excellent," he said evilly. "The only one that can stop me is being brainwashed himself! Now everything is going according to plan! I've already brainwashed the Muggles, since they're too powerless to stop me. Soon, the wizarding world will be under my spell! I'm so glad Lord Voldemort taught me this brainwashing spell! If he didn't my show would be such a flop! Well look at him now! Brainless and stupid! What more could I ask for?"
His monologue was interrupted by the sound of an explosion. The sponge whipped around and looked at his crystal ball. As he watched, Ron was untied. Ron had set his wand at the TV, and it exploded into millions of pieces! All of the Weasleys, except Ron, had fainted at once.
"I'm sorry," Ron said. "I promise I'll use every Galleon I've got to buy us a new one. Forgive me."
With that said, Ron grabbed his broomstick again and flew out of the Burrow.
SpongeBob screamed in rage that Ron had been able to outsmart him again. He turned away from his crystal ball not being able to bear to watch anymore.
"Patrik!" he called. "Squidward! We're moving on to Plan B! Let's go!"
Ron flew on his broomstick to Hermione's house. He hoped that she hadn't fallen under that same spell.
"If anyone can help me," he thought, "it has to be her."
He managed to find Hermione's house. Once he found it, he landed and went to her door and knocked on it. Hermione's mother answered it.
"Hello dear," she said, "can I help you?"
"I'm looking for Hermione," Ron said, "is she here?"
"I think she's in her room," the mother answered, "Why don't you come inside, and I'll get her for you?"
Ron stepped inside the house. Hermione's mother motioned for him to sit on the couch and wait and maybe watch some TV. Ron didn't touch the TV. The threat of SpongeBob was very well in the Muggle world. And if Hermione's parents were brainwashed as well, they sure didn't act like it. He secretly hoped they weren't.
Suddenly, he heard a high-pitched shriek come from the hallway! Ron got up and ran down the hall as fast as he could! He banged open a door. There was Hermione's mother, lying unconscious on Hermione's bedroom floor. A note was attached to her forehead. Before Ron looked at the note, he revived the mother. Hermione's mother woke up and looked at Ron.
"Are you okay Mrs. Granger?" Ron asked. "What happened?"
"It was horrible," she answered. "I was coming into Hermione's room to tell her you arrived when a giant, pink, star in unflattering boxers came in our room. It grabbed Hermione and threw the note at me! It was terrible!"
Ron took the note off Mrs. Granger's head and read it.
Dear Ron Weasley,
As you can see, we've kidnapped the Granger girl. If you want to see her again, you must come to the pineapple under the sea and state your surrender. If not, we will kill the girl by drowning her...in my merchandise!
Sincerely, SpongeBob Square Pants
P.S: You can bring someone along if you want, but it would be very pointless. They'd be brainwashed as well!
Ron looked away from the note then crumpled it up. Mrs. Granger stared at him with a fearful look in her eyes.
"What's going to happen?" she asked.
"I'm going to go to the pineapple," Ron said, "and I'm going to rescue Hermione from that retarded sponge."
"But won't you get brainwashed as well?" Mrs. Granger asked.
"I'm not sure. One episode didn't have an effect on me. Maybe I'm immune to the spell. But don't worry, Mrs. Granger. I'll bring Hermione back, alive."
Ron then turned and walked down the hall and retrieved his broomstick. He then opened the door and left the house. Mrs. Granger's waved at him good- bye.
"Be careful!" she called.
Ron flew back to Harry's house hoping that the Dursley's would force him to turn off the TV. Or that, at least, Dudley wasn't stupid enough to watch the evil cartoon. He doubted that Dudley even had any brains in him.
Once he made it to Harry's house, an uneasy feeling went through him. Without even knocking, he walked into the house. It was strangely quiet.
"Harry?" he called. "Are you here, Harry?"
There was no sound. He climbed the stairs to his best friend's room. Hedwig was screeching very loud, and there was a note attached to her cage. Ron went very pale and took the note off the cage. He read the note in horror.
Too slow, Weasley. We've got him too. Looks like there's no one to help you now.
Ron dropped the note in disbelief and sat on Harry's bed. He knew he needed help, but there was no one he could turn to.
Or was there?
Reaka: Guess what? That's another cliffy!
Ron: Hey! That's not fair! I thought I finally got to kill that stupid sponge thing!
Reaka: You're getting help to do it!
Ron: But he kidnapped Harry and Hermione! There's no one I can really turn to!
Reaka: Oh yes there is! But I'm making the fans vote for who they want in the story!
Ron: I'm scared. Who?
Reaka: Will it be Draco Malfoy? Lucius Malfoy? Or will it be Severus Snape? Your vote will determine who Ron will go to for help! Until then, please review! See you!