Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Harry Potter is not mine. Thankfully, I don't own SpongeBob either. I'd have killed him if I did.

Reaka: Hey everyone! Thank you for your reviews! I enjoyed reading them! These next two chapters will be big battle scenes between SpongeBob and his evil minions. I hope you enjoy them! I went through meticulous planning to do it.

FLASHBACK!

Reaka is sitting in her room, picking her nose, and listening to her CD player.

Reaka: Hm...maybe I should plan the battle scene for "Ron Weasley Kills."

END FLASHBACK!

Reaka: That's about it. Meticulous planning, yes, that was what I was doing.

To the Reviewers!

Reese Craven: How do you think I'm managing to "supposedly" get Tombs to have a little crush on me? Careful planning!

Albus-rox: I e-mailed you already. I have nothing more to say.

GarnetGirl9: Thank you! I'm really glad you liked my idea of SpongeBob and Voldemort! I don't know where it came from, but it seemed to be a good idea. I hope you're satisfied with this chapter!

Fool Moon: I agree...very very scary. Ron and Snape all the way! Yes!

Okay! Now that that's all settled, let's get on with the next chapter. I bet you're dying to know what'll happen to Ron and Snape aren't you? Aren't you?

Impatient readers: Get on with the damn thing already!

Reaka: All right! All right! Here it is! Keep your pants on! And if you're a nudist...get some! I don't know!

Getting Past the Minions

"Well, this is unexpected," Snape said under his breath. "The minions, and probably the sponge himself, are wizards."

"But how does that work out?" Ron asked. "Wizards are humans! Not invertebrates with no sense of humor!"

"It must be the work of the Dark Lord," Snape replied.

"Enough of your stupid talk of the Dark Lord!" Squidward yelled. "He is nothing but a brainless twit now! SpongeBob will be taking over the title of Dark Lord soon!"

"But who's going to be intimidated by a cartoon sponge?" Ron asked. "Ooh! That's so scary! I'm shaking! Save me Snape! Save me!"

"Don't worry Ron!" Snape said, joining in on the insulting. "I'll save you from the sponge! I won't let him sponge you to death!"

The two heroes laughed at their insulting.

"Enough!" Patrick yelled. "Prepare to die!"

"My cliché senses are tingling!" Snape said. "I think you'll die first though!"

And with that, the fight between hero and henchman began. Snape went after Patrick, and Ron went after Squidward.

Snape and Patrick faced off each other. Patrick swung his wand around hoping the magic would hurt the Potions master, but Snape blocked them off with ease.

"You're not a sea creature!" Patrick exclaimed.

"Of course I'm not, you moron!" Snape said. "Expelliarmus!"

Patrick's wand flew out of his hand, and he was knocked to the ground. Snape stepped over him to prevent him from getting up.

"Now die, you stupid starfish!" Snape said. "KABOOM!"

Patrick exploded, and his guts went everywhere.

Ron and Squidward were fighting, and nothing much was happening between them. When Patrick exploded, the two looked over at the sea-star-gut covered potions master.

"Patrick," Squidward said. "He's dead isn't he?"

"Hm," Snape said. "I'm the last one standing, his guts are all over me, what do you think? Honestly! Is every character on SpongeBob as stupid as you?"

Squidward became angry and started attacking Ron with every curse and hex that popped into his head. The expelliarmus charm was then used, and Ron's wand flew out. Before Ron could get it, Squidward put his wand in front of Ron's face.

"I shall have the pleasure of killing you," Squidward said. "But what's the charm that you use?"

"Avada Kedevra," Snape replied. Squidward fell over, dead. Ron grabbed his wand and got up again.

"Dueling Club didn't do much for you, did it?" Snape asked.

"I'd be surprised if it did help somebody!" Ron answered. "Gilderoy Lockhart was too busy bragging about his fake accomplishments to really teach us anything."

Snape nodded in agreement. Ron's statement was very true.

The door to the pineapple swung open. Ron and Snape looked at each other and walked inside.

They started running when they heard a scream. They couldn't tell if it was Harry or Hermione because both were very high-pitched screamers. But once they burst through the doors, they stopped in their tracks.

Harry and Hermione were trapped in two different chambers at different sides of the room. The merchandise had reached the middle of Harry's thighs, while it was up to Hermione's stomach. Hermione was still unconscious.

"He's started to drown them already!" Snape exclaimed.

"No," Ron said. " He can't do this!"

The all-too-annoying laugh filled the room, and SpongeBob stepped from the shadow that he was standing in.

"It looks like I'm doing a good job of it," SpongeBob said. "You're too late, Weasley! You'll never save your friends in time. The girl will be dead before you even attempt to kill me. And Harry? He'll be tortured longer because he's taller."

"You'll be dead before any of us," Ron replied.

"Really," said the sponge, "we'll see about that."

"Ron," Snape said, "I'll handle this."

"What? But Snape..."

"Free the others!" Snape commanded. "Besides, you'll get your chance to fight him in the end anyway! You're the main character! Remember?"

"Oh yeah!" Ron exclaimed. "I forgot about that one!"

"You'll get your chance." Snape said. "Just let me deal with him right now."

Snape drew his wand, and SpongeBob did the same.

Reaka: You get a cliffy! You get a cliffy! Now you want to kill me don't you? Well, you can't! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Will Snape win against SpongeBob? Will Ron save Harry and Hermione before they're completely drowned in SpongeBob merchandise? Will I plan carefully for the next chapter? Review, and you'll find out on the next episode of Ron Weasley Kills!