Disclaimer: One of these days I'm going to kidnap JK so that I can own Harry Potter. The guy that created SpongeBob can keep him. He sucks.

Reaka: Welcome back everyone! Look at this! Not a very long wait! Happy about that? You should be! Thank you reviewers!

To the Reviewers!

Reese Craven: For someone who wants to be an English teacher, you had a lot of typos in your last review. Wanna talk about it? What the hell am I saying? You get the idea! Thanks for reviewing!

Iamdraco'sgal: Believe me, you're not the only one that hates him with a passion. Most of the people that got past the first chapter hate him with a passion. There's some here and there that like him, but it's mostly SpongeBob haters. Thanks for the review!

Squirrellover: Another SpongeBob fan that likes this! People like you are really rare. All the SpongeBob fans that flame me can never get past the first chapter and they all say that I can't write a proper story. You're one of the few SpongeBob fans that proved them wrong. Thank you very much!

You don't want to know: (blushes) Thanks for your review! I really appreciate it! Thank you! I hope you're satisfied with this one!

Now that that's out of my system, let's review. Last time, on Ron Weasley Kills, Snape and Ron had made it to the bottom of the sea to the pineapple. Patrick and Squidward had stood in their way, but they were easily thwarted. Upon entering the pineapple, our heroes had made the grim discovery that Harry and Hermione were about half-drowned in SpongeBob merchandise. (A woman is heard screaming in the distance at this point.) Ron was about ready to fight SpongeBob, but Snape told him that he will fight, and Ron must free his friends at the moment.

What will happen to Snape? And how will Ron free Harry and Hermione before they're drowned in crappy, overpriced merchandise? Find out...right now!

The Battle for the World and a Little Feedback for the Flamers

"You think this is wise, Snape?" SpongeBob asked. "Facing me? SpongeBob Square Pants, the new Dark Lord."

"No, actually," Snape answered. "I think it's absolutely ridiculous! Come on! I'm about to fight a big, yellow, ugly cartoon sponge that a lot of teenagers pretend to like so that they can be popular with the preps that actually like this crap!"

"How dare you insult me and call me ugly!" SpongeBob yelled. "I am the cutest, funniest, spongiest sponge ever!"

"You've got to be kidding me," Snape said, dripping with sarcasm. "Spongiest sponge? Did you make that up all by yourself?"

"No," the sponge said. "It was a flame the author received. I like reading the flames. It shows there are people out there that actually like me."

"Please don't make me hurl," Snape said. "None of them could make it past the first chapter."

"Which shows they're too loyal to me to watch me be insulted!" yelled the sponge. " And I will win this battle for them!"

"And that will piss off those that have actually made it to this chapter," Snape concluded. "I think not. Expelliarmus!"

SpongeBob stepped out of the way just as the spell was about to hit him. Snape cursed under his breath.

"You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to kill me," said the sponge. " A lot better. Now it's my turn to do it."

Meanwhile, Ron ran from one drowning chamber to the other to try and free his trapped friends. Hermione was up to her chest in SpongeBob merchandise. Harry was just above his stomach in it.

"Ron, you've got to hurry!" Harry exclaimed. "It's coming down really fast!"

"I know Harry!" Ron yelled. "How do I open the chambers to help you?!"

Hermione groaned and opened her eyes right at that moment. She screamed when she saw all the merchandise that was attempting to drown her.

"Hermione!" Ron said. "Hurry! You've got to help me! How do I get you and Harry out of there?!"

"You can't!" Hermione answered. "You have to kill SpongeBob in order for it to stop! It's either him or the overrated Crabby Patty he uses to brainwash everyone into liking his show!"

"Crabby Patty?" Harry asked. "That sounds disgusting!"

"Those are the only two ways!" Hermione exclaimed.

"All right," Ron said. "Just don't drown on me okay?"

Harry and Hermione nodded. Ron went to the battle between Snape and SpongeBob.

"Silencio!" Snape yelled. SpongeBob went silent.

"Good," Snape said. "Now we don't have to hear that horrible laugh that sounds just like a strangled sheep."

Suddenly, SpongeBob waved his wand, and a blue light hit Snape! He fell down and slid across the room.

"Snape!" Ron yelled. "Don't worry, I'll save you! Petrificus Totallum!"

The sponge went stiff as a board, and he fell on his face.

"Now finish him off," Snape commanded.

"You should do it," Ron said. "You did most of the work! I need to find that Crabby Patty to free Harry and Hermione."

"You idiot!" Snape exclaimed. "You realize the name of this fic is Ron Weasley Kills right? Wouldn't it be kind of pointless to name it that if I killed SpongeBob and saved the world! Do it!"

"But I'd be using an unforgiveable curse!" Ron protested.

"You're making me believe that you actually like this sponge!" Snape said. "For the sake of the world, I think we can make an exception. Just kill him already!"

The curse used on SpongeBob was starting to wear off.

"AVADA KEDEVRA!" Ron yelled. SpongeBob not only died, but he exploded into a million pieces. Since he was already dead when he exploded, his pieces could not regenerate into more sponges. Therefore, the world was finally saved.

"I did it," Ron said. "For once, I'm not in Harry's shadow! I saved the world."

"Now you just have to save our asses!" Harry yelled. "Did you forget that we were drowning here?!"

Ron turned in horror. Hermione was almost completely covered in merchandise, and Harry's head was the only thing showing in his chamber.

"He's not taking you with him in death!" Ron yelled. "Accio overrated Crabby Patty!"

The overrated Crabby Patty flew into Ron's hands.

"How do I destroy it?" Ron asked.

"Think of something!" Snape said. "How else do you dispose of a Crabby Patty?"

"I'm not eating it!" Ron said. "That's gross!"'

"What's another way?" Snape asked.

At once, Ron threw the Crabby Patty on the ground and started to stomp on it. He stomped and stomped until there was nothing left to squish under his foot.

"The merchandise stopped pouring in!" Snape exclaimed. "You did it, Ron! You saved the world!"

Suddenly, the pineapple started to shake. The glass on the drowning chambers broke, and the merchandise poured out. Quickly, Snape ran over to both of the prisoners and used the Alohamora charm on their chains. Hermione gasped for air as she stepped out.

"We're free!" Harry yelled. "I'm never watching another episode of SpongeBob again!"

"Thank goodness there won't be another episode!" Hermione said. "Ron destroyed it!"

Suddenly, a bright light shot out from where the Crabby Patty used to be! The light shot out and hit Ron! He screamed loudly as he was hit.

"No!" Snape yelled, "Ron!"

He ran into the light and tackled Ron. Suddenly, everyone was being lifted off the ground. Before they even had time to react, they were shot from the pineapple and thrown out of the sea landing where Snape's and Ron's broomsticks lay waiting for them.

"What was that?" Harry asked.

"Maybe that was a way of confirming the world was freed," Hermione suggested.

"But we paid a terrible price," Snape said sadly.

Ron was lying dead in Snape's arms.

Reaka: Did I just kill Ron? No! Not my Weasleyness! I know! I'm going to write another chapter! That'll make it all better! I'll write another chapter! Do you really think I'd let Ron stay dead? Especially when I haven't had any Ron/Snape slash in this story yet? What will happen? Find out on the next episode of Ron Weasley Kills!