If anyone has read KH4ever's "Know Your Stars: YGO style", this is probably going to be similar to that. But stupider. MUCH stupider. But it is my fault. I have no life. ENJOY!
I'll say this again: FF.NET NEEDS A GENRE FOR STUPIDITY!
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO. -.-
What Kazuki Takahashi Does Not Want You to Know. By: Shuuichi's Kindred Spirit
Chapter One: How Seto Gained Control.
Kaiba ((A/N: SKS does not know how to spell Seto's step-father's name. He will be called Kaiba')) was in his office. Out of all the money in the world, he could not find himself a decent bowl of ramen noodles. He had searched the Earth; China, Japan, Korea, Australia, and even that obese-fried food obsessed America. No ramen was ever good enough. No ramen was ever tasty enough. No ramen had the right seasonings or was cooked at the right temperature. Thus, Kaiba sat in his chair, in his office. His head was down on his desk and he was sobbing in frustration. "Why?" He cried out in vain. "Why can I not have a decent bowl of ramen? One cooked at the right temperature. One that does not have too much broth. One that has the right seasonings and the noodles are just right. Why? Is having the perfect bowl of ramen a crime? Is it wrong?!" He sat and blubbered about in shame and want for the perfect ramen. Finally, in a last desperate attempt, he cried out, "RAMEN! I WILL GIVE MY KINGDOM OF KAIBACORP FOR THE PERFECT BOWL OF RAMEN!" Unfortunately for Kaiba, however, Seto was sitting outside his office and was listening. Mokuba was with him. Turning to his little brother, Seto smiled and said,
"C'mon, Moky. Let's go find our step-father a bowl of ramen." He then got up and walked away, down the hall. Mokuba grabbed the tail end of his jacket and caught his brother's attention.
"But why, big brother?"
"Because," Seto explained simply. "Did you not hear him? He will give his kingdom of KaibaCorp for the perfect bowl of ramen."
"I heard that," Mokuba replied. "But why must WE find it?"
"Because if we do, we can take over KaibaCorp and he will never find out I spent his million dollars on Playstation 2 games." Mokuba nodded his head in understandment although, in fact, he did not understand at all. So Seto and Mokuba left the mansion of their step-father's in search of the perfect bowl of ramen.
Seto and Mokuba were gone several days. Roughing it through the terrain of Domino City and through the telephone booths to out-of-city ramen shops, they finally found themselves the PERFECT bowl of ramen. The noodles were delectable. They were not too soft and not too hard. The seasoing was heavenly. The temperature was perfect. The broth was proportional and it even came with free bread! Seto bought a bowl of ramen and brought it back home to his step-father.
When they arrived back at the mansion, Seto presented the bowl of ramen to Kaiba. Kaiba was hesitant. Throughout his search for the perfect bowl of ramen, he had lost hope time after time of ever finding it. Once he tasted this ramen, he was spent. He gobbled it right up and afterwards let out a hearty belch. He smiled in satisfaction as he slid back into his seat. "That was some good ramen! Seto, my boy, you have done well."
Seto held out his hand. "The rights to your kingdom."
"What?"
"I want the rights to your kingdom." Seto stated again. "You promised that whoever found you the world's prefect ramen, you would hand over your kingdom of KaibaCorp. Well, step-father; I have found you the perfect bowl of ramen. I demand your kingdom." Kaiba was astonished. When he refused, Seto overthrew him and took the kingdom of KaibaCorp away from his adoptive step-father. Kaiba was enraged.
"NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And that, my fellow Yu-Gi-Oh fans, is the truth.
---ending notes: pretty stupid, huh? Hope you liked anyway. R&R!---
I'll say this again: FF.NET NEEDS A GENRE FOR STUPIDITY!
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO. -.-
What Kazuki Takahashi Does Not Want You to Know. By: Shuuichi's Kindred Spirit
Chapter One: How Seto Gained Control.
Kaiba ((A/N: SKS does not know how to spell Seto's step-father's name. He will be called Kaiba')) was in his office. Out of all the money in the world, he could not find himself a decent bowl of ramen noodles. He had searched the Earth; China, Japan, Korea, Australia, and even that obese-fried food obsessed America. No ramen was ever good enough. No ramen was ever tasty enough. No ramen had the right seasonings or was cooked at the right temperature. Thus, Kaiba sat in his chair, in his office. His head was down on his desk and he was sobbing in frustration. "Why?" He cried out in vain. "Why can I not have a decent bowl of ramen? One cooked at the right temperature. One that does not have too much broth. One that has the right seasonings and the noodles are just right. Why? Is having the perfect bowl of ramen a crime? Is it wrong?!" He sat and blubbered about in shame and want for the perfect ramen. Finally, in a last desperate attempt, he cried out, "RAMEN! I WILL GIVE MY KINGDOM OF KAIBACORP FOR THE PERFECT BOWL OF RAMEN!" Unfortunately for Kaiba, however, Seto was sitting outside his office and was listening. Mokuba was with him. Turning to his little brother, Seto smiled and said,
"C'mon, Moky. Let's go find our step-father a bowl of ramen." He then got up and walked away, down the hall. Mokuba grabbed the tail end of his jacket and caught his brother's attention.
"But why, big brother?"
"Because," Seto explained simply. "Did you not hear him? He will give his kingdom of KaibaCorp for the perfect bowl of ramen."
"I heard that," Mokuba replied. "But why must WE find it?"
"Because if we do, we can take over KaibaCorp and he will never find out I spent his million dollars on Playstation 2 games." Mokuba nodded his head in understandment although, in fact, he did not understand at all. So Seto and Mokuba left the mansion of their step-father's in search of the perfect bowl of ramen.
Seto and Mokuba were gone several days. Roughing it through the terrain of Domino City and through the telephone booths to out-of-city ramen shops, they finally found themselves the PERFECT bowl of ramen. The noodles were delectable. They were not too soft and not too hard. The seasoing was heavenly. The temperature was perfect. The broth was proportional and it even came with free bread! Seto bought a bowl of ramen and brought it back home to his step-father.
When they arrived back at the mansion, Seto presented the bowl of ramen to Kaiba. Kaiba was hesitant. Throughout his search for the perfect bowl of ramen, he had lost hope time after time of ever finding it. Once he tasted this ramen, he was spent. He gobbled it right up and afterwards let out a hearty belch. He smiled in satisfaction as he slid back into his seat. "That was some good ramen! Seto, my boy, you have done well."
Seto held out his hand. "The rights to your kingdom."
"What?"
"I want the rights to your kingdom." Seto stated again. "You promised that whoever found you the world's prefect ramen, you would hand over your kingdom of KaibaCorp. Well, step-father; I have found you the perfect bowl of ramen. I demand your kingdom." Kaiba was astonished. When he refused, Seto overthrew him and took the kingdom of KaibaCorp away from his adoptive step-father. Kaiba was enraged.
"NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And that, my fellow Yu-Gi-Oh fans, is the truth.
---ending notes: pretty stupid, huh? Hope you liked anyway. R&R!---