(Summary: This is what REALLY happened in the end of Kingdom Hearts. You all think you know what happened and you'll probably review saying I screwed the story up....but you're wrong.)
" I now know that Kingdom Hearts is light!!!!" Sora found himself yelling at Ansem, sounding more confident than he really was. It wasn't actually that hard to believe. Kingdom Hearts COULD be light....he just had this feeling. NO! Kingdom Hearts was light. Sora could feel it in his heart.
Kingdom Hearts slowly began opening, revealing the true contents, which Sora was POSITIVE was light. He was wrong. Darkness began flooding the already dark..er.. place...It was like a tidal wave of evil....A TIDAL WAVE OF EVIL!?!?!?!?!? Sora could faintly hear Ansem chuckling...No, he wasn't chuckling and not quietly either. He was laughing REALLY loud. It wasn't one of those evil, "I've just destroyed the world" laughs. He was laughing at Sora's stupidity. Sora couldn't blame him. What had he been talking about... Feel it in his heart? That was probably his breakfast burrito he felt.
"GOD, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!" Ansem rolled on the ground laughing. He looked really stupid because there wasn't any ground, so really he was rolling in air (which is a very hard thing to do. Don't try it at home) But he got his point across. Sora could feel himself turning red at the cheeks..no! GREEN at the cheeks. That was, once again, the breakfast burrito. Ansem regained his composure and tried to look as sinister as he could.
"Subm.....hehe...ahem...sorry. Submit to the darkn....I'm sorry, this is just too funny. I'm serious.....what size shoe do you take? 83? I thought so. Anyways..ahem... Submit to the darkness!! I don't think I've ever said that to a clown before..."
"I'M NOT A CLOWN!!!!" Sora almost cried. Sure, he dressed kind of stupidly, but still, Ansem's word were hurtful. I mean, it really stung. Sora had fought Heartless, defeated Hercules, and saved seven princesses from a REALLY BIG dragon, but like his mom had told him when Sora bullied the school nerd, emotional scars last a LOT longer than physical ones.
"Of course you're not a clown. You just dress like one, act like one, and have the same mind capacity as one."
Ansem's harsh words brought Sora back to reality.
"HEY!!! I knew a REALLY smart clown once!! And besides, my mom picked this outfit at JCPenny's and it was HALF PRICE!"
"I bet a REAL clown gets his outfits for FREE!" The only thing Sora could do in return to this remark was give the famous Sora pout.
"I'm not kissin' YOU!!! Anyways, can we get back to the whole darkness thing? THAT IS NOT A REQUEST!!!!!!!!"
"I'll never submit to the darkness!!!"
Ansem's eyes began to flood with darkness. He drew a HUGE ASS sword, causing him to look REALLY scary and menacing and...stuff....you know, scary. All of a sudden, Ansem's transgender clothes were replaced with REALLY cool armour.
"I will destroy you!!!" Ansem yelled and looked even more scarier than he had before. Sora assumed a fighting position. He would probably lose, but he had to fight! FOR HIS FRIENDS AND HIS MOM!!! Sora obviously felt less scared than he actually was because at that moment he felt his pants dampen.
"I think I soiled myself...."
(A/N: What? You are the ones always saying Sora's a wimp. And I know you're thinkin' right now 'I DO NOT SAY SORA'S A WIMP!!' But don't even try that, I know the truth. If you have any suggestions then I don't care but still feel free to review with them. I assure you if there any good at all, I will use them.)
" I now know that Kingdom Hearts is light!!!!" Sora found himself yelling at Ansem, sounding more confident than he really was. It wasn't actually that hard to believe. Kingdom Hearts COULD be light....he just had this feeling. NO! Kingdom Hearts was light. Sora could feel it in his heart.
Kingdom Hearts slowly began opening, revealing the true contents, which Sora was POSITIVE was light. He was wrong. Darkness began flooding the already dark..er.. place...It was like a tidal wave of evil....A TIDAL WAVE OF EVIL!?!?!?!?!? Sora could faintly hear Ansem chuckling...No, he wasn't chuckling and not quietly either. He was laughing REALLY loud. It wasn't one of those evil, "I've just destroyed the world" laughs. He was laughing at Sora's stupidity. Sora couldn't blame him. What had he been talking about... Feel it in his heart? That was probably his breakfast burrito he felt.
"GOD, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!!" Ansem rolled on the ground laughing. He looked really stupid because there wasn't any ground, so really he was rolling in air (which is a very hard thing to do. Don't try it at home) But he got his point across. Sora could feel himself turning red at the cheeks..no! GREEN at the cheeks. That was, once again, the breakfast burrito. Ansem regained his composure and tried to look as sinister as he could.
"Subm.....hehe...ahem...sorry. Submit to the darkn....I'm sorry, this is just too funny. I'm serious.....what size shoe do you take? 83? I thought so. Anyways..ahem... Submit to the darkness!! I don't think I've ever said that to a clown before..."
"I'M NOT A CLOWN!!!!" Sora almost cried. Sure, he dressed kind of stupidly, but still, Ansem's word were hurtful. I mean, it really stung. Sora had fought Heartless, defeated Hercules, and saved seven princesses from a REALLY BIG dragon, but like his mom had told him when Sora bullied the school nerd, emotional scars last a LOT longer than physical ones.
"Of course you're not a clown. You just dress like one, act like one, and have the same mind capacity as one."
Ansem's harsh words brought Sora back to reality.
"HEY!!! I knew a REALLY smart clown once!! And besides, my mom picked this outfit at JCPenny's and it was HALF PRICE!"
"I bet a REAL clown gets his outfits for FREE!" The only thing Sora could do in return to this remark was give the famous Sora pout.
"I'm not kissin' YOU!!! Anyways, can we get back to the whole darkness thing? THAT IS NOT A REQUEST!!!!!!!!"
"I'll never submit to the darkness!!!"
Ansem's eyes began to flood with darkness. He drew a HUGE ASS sword, causing him to look REALLY scary and menacing and...stuff....you know, scary. All of a sudden, Ansem's transgender clothes were replaced with REALLY cool armour.
"I will destroy you!!!" Ansem yelled and looked even more scarier than he had before. Sora assumed a fighting position. He would probably lose, but he had to fight! FOR HIS FRIENDS AND HIS MOM!!! Sora obviously felt less scared than he actually was because at that moment he felt his pants dampen.
"I think I soiled myself...."
(A/N: What? You are the ones always saying Sora's a wimp. And I know you're thinkin' right now 'I DO NOT SAY SORA'S A WIMP!!' But don't even try that, I know the truth. If you have any suggestions then I don't care but still feel free to review with them. I assure you if there any good at all, I will use them.)