Disclaimer: On ch. 1!
note: On ch. 1!
Me: Thx to my reviewers!! But I will only update if there are people actually reading it!
Inu: Who would want to read YOUR story if it isnt a inukag...
Me: People actually like sesskag FYI!
Sess: yeh...because they find me more appealing and what do you call it?....SEXY!
Inu:.........-Attacks Sess and Lady-
Kag: SIT BOY! -WHAM- you have no right to do that to the writer of this wonderful fikie!
Inu: WONDERFUL!?
Me: Told you Inu!! Even Kag likes it!!! Any ways!!! THX AGAIN!
Inu: -mumbles- Stupid Sess he gets everything he wants......
Me: Don't worry !! you get Kikyo.....if I don't destroy her!! HAHAHA!!
Inu: I don't want that CLAY POT WHORE!
Kikyo: I AM NOT A WHORE!!! FYI....you are the whore Inuyasha for wanting to be with me AND my reincarnation.
Kag: I have a name you know!!
Sess: On with the story!! -Hugs HIS Kagome-
Chapter 2: Who is that purdy Lady Otou-san?
When Kagome entered the house, a little girl that looked about the age of 6 came and started charging towards Kagome, "Iie!!! Kami please help me!!"
Kagome tried to get away by running the other way , but instead she tripped on a chair and fell face-forward and that made her look like she was kissing the floor.
When Kagome finally sat up, her eyes little swirlies, then when she shook her head into reality she had Big teary eyes,"ITAIIIIIIII!!!!!!-sniffle sniffle- that hurt...and my face is all red and ugly now!!!"
Inuyasha came running in actually worried about the girl. "What the hell happened?!"
Then he saw the little girl, "Rin! What did you do now?"
"Rin wanted to meet her new okaa-san! Rin doesn't like that mean and ugly lady, Kagura!"
Inuyasha and Kagome both yelled, "OKAA-SAN!?"
Sesshoumaru chuckled when he walked in, while Kagome was trying to hide her blush and Inuyasha trying to calm down, because Inuyasha sorta liked this girl.
When Kagome got rid of her blush, she looked at Rin then at Sesshoumaru, 'They don't look alike! Maybe adopted ne?' Then there was all silence...
"Haha!! Rin this isn't your new okaa-san" Sesshoumaru said breaking the silence.
Rin then blushed and bowed deeply to Kagome, "Rin is soooo sorry!! Rin didn't mean to scared purdy lady!"
Then she turned around and ask Sesshoumaru, " Then who's the purdy lady otou-san?"
Inuyasha inturrupted, "Just a lost baka Rin.." Kagome was just about to smack his head when Rin spoke.
"Rin thinks uncle Inu got mean ever since uncle Inu started to date ugly KIKYO!" 'Hey!!! Kikyo is my cousin!!! so this is the guy that she's dating.....No wonder she's a spoiled Brat now!!! He is handsome tho....Not AS handsome and Sesshoumaru tho...'
"Why you little!" Inuyasha growled then grabbed Rin and started to tickle her like mad. "Rin...haha....is.....joking...uncle!!! Haha!! Matte uncle!!" "Good!!" Inuyasha said when he stopped tickling Rin.
Rin then ran towards Kagome, "Rin wants to ask for your name ne?" "I'm Kagome, nice to meet you Rin!" Kagome said cheerfully 'I can see she's pretty good with kids....maybe...if....NO!But....Rin does need a mother and this is the only woman that she has accepted...I have to give it some thought...and maybe she doesn't like me that much...I gotta treat her more nicer...' Sesshoumaru thought deeply.
"Will Kagome-chan come and play with Rin?" Rin asked with big pleading eyes.
"No Rin, she will not play for the moment" Sesshoumaru replied with a DEAD serious tone. 'Boy he sure is strict' Kagome thought to her self.
Then suddenly, Sesshoumaru grabbed her wrist and lead her to his room. On the way, Kagome was surprised on how big the house....errr....Mansion really was! Just one floor of the house was like her WHOLE house! Then they entered his room. He took her to the king sized bed, "Ne!??! Hentai!!" Kagome yelled.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?! I was just placing you on the bed so I can get some clothing for you!!" Sesshoumaru answered questionly.
"Gomen Sesshoumaru" "-sama" he corrected her.
"Sesshoumaru-SAMA!"
Kagome blushed in embarrassment from her previous thoughts and words, then took a pillow to her face and started to giggle frantically.
Sesshoumaru looked at her and then raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow,'What a strange and yet amusing and sexy and.....Oh Damn!!! Don't tell me I'm falling for her now!!'
Kagome finally stopped and looked at Sesshoumaru. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"
Sesshoumaru smiled,'God he's hot when he smiles!' Kagome blushed again. " I was just wondering why you are strange and yet so amusing" He replied noticing the blush.
-Knock, Knock- "Is Kagome-chan ready to play yet?"
"Rin..." Sesshoumaru answered.
"Sorry!!" Rin answered quickley then ran off.
Sesshoumaru then continued to find some clothing for Kagome.'Damn!! I gotta get rid of Kargura AND her clothing!'
He then pulled out a cotton candy pink tank-top and lavander sweatpants. "Hmmm....what about your under graments dear Kagome?" Kagome blushed at the name that he called her, then he took out a black bra, 'Naaahhhh...by the looks of it, she has bigger tits than Kagura..Haha! and I doubt that she'll wear panties that have been up Kagura's crotch a well!' Sesshoumaru not knowing that he did this out loud, started to laugh at this.
Kagome gave him a nasty look. "WHAAT?!"Sesshoumaru asked, scared of her glare.
"How long does it take you, Damnit! Maybe your thinking about some one while looking at those underwear!! Hentai!" Kagome then looked disgusted.
"I am no Hentai you wench!! You better be greatful that I'm helping you!!" Sesshoumaru then threw the clothing at her.
"I'll be back in five minutes. Be ready.." After he closed the door, she mimicked and mocked him, "'I'll be back in five minutes. Be ready..' PSH!"
"I HEARD THAT!" Sesshoumaru yelled from the other side of that door.
In five minutes, Sesshoumaru came back like he said. He smirked at what he saw, Kagome just slipping on her pants. "Ne?!?!?! Get out you HENTAI!!" Kagome screamed and threw one of her lipsticks at his head. Inuyasha heard this so he wanted to go check it out.
"HAHAHAHA!!! You have a red mark right inbetween your eyes!!!" Inuyasha laughed out while looking at Sesshoumaru. "Why you little jackass!! I'm going to get you and break your bones!!" Sesshoumaru called while chasing Inuyasha.
'I really like this girl....she does look like Kikyo which makes it better...hehe...she also has spunk....' Inuyasha thought while running from Sesshoumaru
-Meanwhile-
"NE!!! Miroku-san!!! Kagome -chan hasn't called yet!! What if she got lost and then kiddnapped?!...err....almost-adultnapped!? and then...a-and then..." Sango frantically yelled while pacing around the telephone.
"Don't worry baby, she's fine, you know how bitchy she can get with guys.." Miroku said while hugging her.
'This is soo nice. I wish he was like this all the time instead of gro--' -SLAP- "You just had to ruin the moment didn't you?! Kuso! And don't call me 'baby'!"
-Back with Kagome-
Kagome looked into the mirror thinking that she looked fine, then she walked out of the room. Suddenly a black blur came running towards her. "Kag-chan!! Can we play now?! Jacken is SUPER boring!" Kagome laughed and nodded at her request.
While Kagome was playing with Rin, Sesshoumaru heard something in his room. It sounded like the tone -I am by Hitomi- (A/N: couldn't think of any tones) Sesshoumaru heard it from Kagome's purse, 'It won't kill if I pick it up...it is in MY room..So it is her problem if she gets angry..'
Sesshoumaru answered, "Moshi moshi?"
"Kagome!? Where's Kagome!?"
TBC.....
Me: Sooo...whatcha think of it!?
Inu: If your asking me...I thought it was alright..but some what boring...I like that part when Kagome called him a hentai and hit him...WITH A LIPSTICK!
Sess: That was not funny!!! But I still get the girl you moron!!
Inu: ......
Kag: Sess!! Don't be sooo mean to Inuyasha!! He did nothing to you!!
Sess: -sighs- fine! I don't care any ways..plus you hit me with your damn LIPSTICK!
Inu: HAHAHAHAH!!!!LOL!!!! LAMO!!!!!
Kag: -giggles- Sit boy!
Inu crashes into the ground
Kag: I'm so sorry...it was part of the script though... -hugs Sess-
Sess: You know I can't stay mad at you!!
Me: Ewwwww mushy stuffs!!!
Inu: -Gets up and hugs lady- Then I get Lady!
Kikyo: eto....Inuyasha!! You traitor!!! -Grabs Inu and hugs him tight-
Me: Ewwww!!!! -Throws another stick and Inu chases after it again but with Kikyo on him- R&R!!!