Disclamier: on chappie 1!
Notes: on chappie 1!
Me: Thanks to all my reviewers!!!
Kag: Yes!! Thanks a bunch!!
Inu: Feh!! you just want to get on with Sess...
Kag: SIT BOY! -WHAM- I like it because you get hurt by Sess alot...hehe
Inu growls
Sess: Yes koi and also I want to get with you in bed!
Kag slaps Sess- Is that all you care about!?
Sess: NOOOO!!!! I want to express my feelings towards you!!
Me:.....uhhh...you guys....
Kag: suuuuure!!
Inu: LOL!! I told you Kag!!! He's just horny!
Me: YOU GUYS!! CAN WE GET ON WITH THE FIKIE!?
Unision: SHUT UP!
I pout- fine...I'll start with out you guys......
Chapter 3: I Want My Okaa-san!!
"Kagome!? Where's Kagome!?" The voice asked.
"And who the fuck are you?"Sesshoumaru asked a little bit jealous because it was a male voice with a baby crying in the backround asking for its okaa-san.
"This is her little brother, and her son Shippou needs her!"(A/N: HA! you thought it was Sango eh!? Well...you are wrong!) 'Oh, just her brother and her son....SON!? OH FUCK!'
Sesshoumaru got angry at this....at the baby....at the man who touched her. 'Maybe I should tlak to her about her 'son''
"Okay, I'll go get her"
Kagome sat down, flushed and tired."Kag-chan! Let's play some more!" Kagome shook her head 'no'
"Rin, you are so energenic! Just like my Shippou!" Then she remembered and berated herself. 'Kuso! I left Souta and Shippou home alone! I'm so baka!!'
"Kag-chan? who is Shippou?"
"Just my adopted son!" Kagome replied while standing up.
"Hey! Just like me and otou--" She was cut off by Kagome running and saying "Talk to you later! I have to get home to him!"
Kagome ran into the house and bumped into something hard. "Ahh!! my face!! It's all--"
"Feh! who cares about your face!" The golden eyes boys said.
"Sesshoumaru is asking for you to go into his room...And if anything happens....tell me wench!" Kagome muttered under her breath 'Stupid jackass! never grateful for anything!'
Suddenly, Inuyasha grabbed her wrist and pulled her into a suffocating embrace.
Sesshoumaru thought Inuyasha wouldn't talk this long to call her, so he decided to check out wuts going on. That's when Sesshoumaru walked in and saw them....hugging.
'Why do I feel jealous?'
'Because you love her you idiot!'
'Who da hell are you?! and calling me an idiot..'
'-Rolls eyes- Who else would I be!? I'm you!! For Kami's sake...I thought you had a brain...'
'I do!! that's why you are talking to me...'
'....'
'Keh....that'll teach ya! but did I really develope feelings for this...woman?' Sesshoumaru thought, not knowing that he was growling out loud at this sight.
Kagome tried to push away, but that made his grip tighter.
"Inu-Yasha...yo-u're....suff-ocat-ing...me!"
Then, out of the blue he blurted, "But I want you with me Kagome." Kagome blushed at this, 'He loves me and it has only been 5 hours when I met him...'
That's when she saw Sesshoumaru in the doorway, her cell in his hand, face red from anger.
"Inuyasha! you are really suffocating me!" Kagome pushed away with her face a bit red and purple. She looked at Sesshoumaru with sorry eyes asking for forgiveness. 'Damn!! I don't want to lose my chance with him!! This is like the first guy I ever liked and probably the last too.....What am I saying!? Of course I'll like another guy!"
Kagome then started to giggle a bit when she saw the lipstick mark still on his forhead. The side of Sesshoumaru's mouth twitched into a small, grim smile when he saw Kagome giggling at the mark.
He started to walk towards Inuyasha, then he grabbed Inuyasha's shoulders and kneed him right inbetween the butt cheeks.
"ITAIIIIIII!!!! What the FUCK was that for!?"
"You are not to touch women unless you have permission to you asswipe!!"
-On the Phone-
"--asswipe!!"
"Whoa...I wonder what's going on over there..."Souta wondered
"Probably another man trying to grope mommy" Answered a teary eyed Shippou.
"Too bad we are missing all the fun ne Shippou?"
"Haai..."
Then they heard more screaming and glasses breaking on the other side of the phone. The only things that they would make out were.."--damn you, you fuck nut!" and "Keh! How many times do I have to tell you!?"
Souta laughed at this.
-Back with the brothers-
"This is ridiculous! Inuyasha get out you dumbass!" Kagome yelled.
"I ain't a dumbass! You--" Inuyasha was cut short because Sesshoumaru was giving him a famous 'Death glare' that would really kill you if you stare long enough. His tactic was if you bothered him, he would stare at you then you would stare back, but you wouldn't know he was coming nearer and nearer with every passing moment, then he would break your neck!
Inuyasha quickley crawled out.
"WHY ARE YOU ON MY CELL!?" Sesshoumaru fell back at the sudden outburst.
"Your brother needs you.."Sesshoumaru replied calmly standing up containing his posture.
Kagome grabbed the cell, "Souta!? Hello!? Is Shippou alright?! Did you feed him?! Did he brush his teeth and hair!? Sorry Souta, I'm just worried about him...Okay...Mhmm..." Kagome started to laugh when she heard Shippou crying and asking for her.
Then the phone became fuzzy. "OKAA-SAN!!! ME MISS YOU SOOOO MUCHIES!!" (A/N: As I said before...all the characters are out of characters..)
"Shippou!"
"Gomen nasai, me forgot the use inside voice." Sesshoumaru chuckled at what he was hearing, 'That little boy reminds me of Rin' He chuckled some more.
After a few minutes of talking to Shippou, Kagome went to check on the pained Inuyasha. When she saw him, she saw him on the white leather couch in the living room. She laughed at what Inuyasha looked like. His butt high in the air with ice packs on it. Three ice packs. One for each cheek and one right in the middle.
''Serves him right that numbnut!' Inuyasha growled at her for laughing at him.
Kagome returned to the place where Sesshoumaru was to yell at him for answering her cell without permission to do so. "You fucker! Why did you answer my cell!?" 'Keh....I knew this was coming'
"It was in MY room!"
"Still! that isn't a good enough rea--" Kagome stopped as soon as she saw him smirk, 'Kami...there's that look again..' Kagome blushed when she saw his smile and the lust in his eyes.
Sesshoumaru knew this would happen because his smiles sent girls off drooling for him, but this girl...no...this woman...was different. She isn't like a lost puppy that followed him everywhere like the other girls, she was a deadly tiger that isn't afraid of anything and would do what ever she pleases.
He started to walk towards the blushing girl, but with every step he took forwards, she took one step back, until that is, she got to the wall.
"Sess-Sesshy what are you doing!?" Sesshoumaru chuckled at his new nickname.
"Did you know, you look irressitable when you blush and get angry?" He replied with a lustful voice.
Kagome trembled in pure pleasure hearin ghis voice like this. 'Oh Kami, tell me this isn't a dream..' He took her hands with one of his and placed it above her head and then he started licking her neck while the other hand was caressing her leaft breast.'This isn't a dream Kagome! Snap out of it!'
Kagome started to fight his grip. Sesshoumaru was right...she was a deadly tiger.'This will be fun' He suddenly loosened his grip and they fell. Kagome on top, while Sesshoumaru was on the bottom.
Then they heard a high pitched shrill, "You WHORE!"
TBC..
Me: Sooo? -Dodges rotten fruits and eggs- Yeh yeh!! sorry I didn't put a lemon!! I just wanted you people to like....get a taste of that lemony goodness!!
Me: R&R!!! remember I'm only going to update of I have at least 5 reviews per chappie!!
Kag: Lady?
Me: Hai?
Kag: Who's that bitch that called me a whore?
Me: You'll have to find out later in the next chappie!
Sess: No one calls my Kag-koi a whore!! -attacks the stranger-
Me: WRONG STRANGER SESS!
Stranger: -cries- Im jus one of your biggest fans and was reading your fikie!!
Sess: -Turns red in embarrassment- Gomen nasai!!
Inu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sess: -growls and attacks Inu-
Kag: hehehe you are so hott when you are like that Sesshy...
Me: ANY WAYS!!! reminder: R&R