Title: Jerry Springer My Friend
Author: KittieKat8
Rated: R
Summary: What happens when Serena finds Rei and Darien having an affair!! (Slash hinting)
Disclaimer: I don't own Jerry Springer or sailor moon so don't sue I am just a confused blonde!!!
Author's Notes: Hey all this is my first fanfiction!!!i hope you like it and if you have a problem please e-mail me and I will do my best to fix it!!! with flames PLEASE BE GENTAL!!!
Crowd:
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!!!
Jerry: All right today we have on
our show a very special young lady who likes to call her self SAILOR
MOON!!!!!!
Serena: Um, you can call me just Serena
Jerry:
Okay Serena now here it says you're the princess of the
moon?
Serena: Yes and this deadbeat here Darien he is supposed
to be the 'Prince of the Earth'!
To
me he is just the prince of beer!!!!
Darien: BELCH!
Serena:
See what I mean?
Jerry: Now the reason why you're on the
show today is because that Darien cheated on you?
Serena
looking increasingly angry
Serena: Yes with my BEST FRIEND
REI!!!!
Crowd: OHHHHHHH!! JERRY JERRY JER—
Crowd
interrupted by Serena
Serena: OH SHUT UP ALREADY!!! Know
ones fighting YET!!
Person from the crowd: Yeah she is right
well save our energy for the real thing!!
Serena: As I was
saying she is destined to protect my kingdom and princess of Mars
she's destroying my life!!
Crowd: OHHHHHHH AAAHHHHH!!!
Jerry:
Oh well that just must HURT!!
Serena weeping
Serena:
sniff Yes sniff
Darien: OH SHUT YOUR POT
HEAD!!!!!!
Serena quickly recovering
Serena: Oh YOU
shut up YOU MAN WHORE!!
Crowd: JERRY JERRY
JERRY!!!!!!
Jerry: OKAY calm down!!! I think it's about time
to bring out Rei!! REI!! COME ON OUT!!
;;; Music in the
background as rei comes out;;;
Crowd:
BOOOOOOBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Rei: Shut the:: BLLEEEPPP::
up!!!
Jerry; REI? Rei okay-
Serena: You :: BLEEP::
AND:: BLEEP!!
Rei: What just because you were not good enough
for him??
Serena: You ruined our LIVES! Now Rini will NEVER be
born!!!
Jerry: What in the world are you talking
about?
Serena: We had a daughter that visited us from the
future!!
Jerry throwing his cards in the air
Jerry:
I GIVE UP
Darien: I gave up a LONG time ago!
Jerry:
Wanna get some coffee?
Darien: Sure!
They
walk off the studio as Serena and Rei are left unattended while they
are getting ready to fight
Serena:
::::BLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP!!;;;
Rei: Oh
yeah! I can make more bleeps than you!!
::::BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP!!:::
Rei
out of breath
Serena; YOU HOE!!-- hey wait!! I think you
broke the bleeps Rei!!!
Rei; No you did!!!
Serena: You
did!!
They get into a catfight
Crowd: WHERE'S
SECURITY??!!! Oh well....JERRY, JERRY ,JERRY!!!!
Secretly
Darien and Jerry are in the back eating donuts and drinking
coffee
Jerry with a dounut in his mouth
Jerry: BUF
WAZ JERY SPENGER LIVE IN TOKO JAPAN!!! TILL NEXT TWYME!!!
Jerry logo pops up
In background
Jerry: So Darien
ever considered being gay?
THE END!!!
Hey!! What did you all thing?
Please review if you liked it and Constructive criticism is accepted too.
And thank you Cassandra Raven for giving me this Challenge story to write.
It was my first story ever!
Thank you!