Hellos to all my lovely reviewers!
And to those of you who didn't, shame on you!
Y'all are the ones that make me sad. Thanks to TheRealKelly, Oni, yuki-san, heatherb, and fatlazikat (the only peoples who did review!!!)
Warning: Random insanity, singing, angsty stuffs, and hints at shonen ai!
Chibi Chibi: TheUnlovedOutcast does NOT own YYH, Evanescence, Anastacia, or Jin's quotes.
(Makes ya wonder, huh?)
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"Her name is Salumi and her ki signature departed a few minutes ago," he responded.
"I'm sorry that I can't help you," Kurama lied.
Suzuka nodded and sauntered off. Kurama became a spirit fox once again and snuck back to camp. He saw Yusuke sleeping a few feet from Kuwabara while Kellie was curled up next to Sassy. Hiei was in his tree, just barely asleep. He absent mindedly walked past the sleeping figures and caught himself growling quietly as he passed Sassy.
'What the hell?' he thought.
Kurama thought nothing of it, and fell asleep under Hiei's tree.
The next morning, when everyone was awake, they started talking about what they should do. They all sat around talking.
"So you found me, now what?" Salumi asked.
"Well we do have orders from Koenma to take you back to spirit world," Kurama replied.
"Why?" Kellie asked.
"Well....ummm......you see..." Kuwabara stuttered.
"Translation please?" Kellie asked.
"What that moron is trying to say is that Salumi is a criminal and Koenma ordered us to bring her back," Yusuke answered.
"So, what did you do?" Kellie asked the wolf demon.
"I stole this," she answered while taking out the Enitanopeli Crystal.
"So that's where it went!" Kellie said.
The guys gave her a quizzical look. She smiled and decided to explain.
"Well, it was about 4 years ago when I found this. I was looking for a present to get my sister. I had gone to the mall, hoping to find something affordable. When I found the right gift, an old lady gave me the jewel. She told me to wish for something good and hold onto it. I thought nothing of it and put the crystal in my pocket. A couple days before Salumi's dog form died, it disappeared," she finished.
Now everyone was looking towards Salumi for an explanation. She giggled nervously.
"Did you take it before you died?" Kellie asked her.
"Yes"
"...WHY?!" Kellie asked again.
"Well, I knew I had to leave and I didn't want you and your family getting hurt. So I took the crystal and swallowed it right before I was hit, so that I could hold onto after I was out of my canine form," she answered.
(A/N: Sassy was hit by a car in front of the local high school, just in case you wanted to know. *sniffle, sniffle*)
"Then why did I end up here if we weren't supposed to be hurt!?!" Kellie half yelled at her.
"Because the crystal stayed on my canine form's collar."
"Hey guys, what does the Enizanopili Crystal do?" Kuwabara asked.
"Enitanopeli Crystal, moron," Yusuke and Kellie said in unison.
"It's supposed to take a person's greatest desire and make it a reality in the midst of a tragedy," Salumi answered.
"Wait a minute, how did the crystal get onto your collar?" Kellie asked.
"When I was hit, the impact force out the contents of my stomach. The vets attached the crystal to my collar for some reason," Salumi explained.
"Then how did you get it back?" Kurama asked.
"I stole it," Salumi answered simply.
Kellie rolled her eyes. It was bad enough that she couldn't find her family, but now her dog/wolf demon was going to have to be arrested?
Hiei had zoned out and was staring straight at a tree. Kuwabara noticed this and waved his hand in front of the half fire demon's face.
"Hey shorty! Shorty? Hello, anybody home?" Kuwabara asked.
For some unknown reason, Hiei bit Kuwabara on the hand.
"AAHHHHHH! HE BIT ME!!" Kuwabara screamed.
Kellie and Salumi laughed with Yusuke as Kurama shook his head. Kurama started muttering something under his breath and, unfortunately, Hiei heard it. The smaller demon gave him an I-know-exactly-what-you-just-said smile. Kurama saw it and blushed lightly. Kellie saw this and winked at Salumi.
"Somebody's got a crush," Kellie sang into Salumi's ear. They both collapsed in fits of laughter.
Kuwabara and Yusuke stared at them in utter confusion. Kurama turned away, blushing more.
"Hn." Hiei said.
Salumi stopped laughing, while Kellie continued. She knew Kellie was treading on thin ice, so to speak.
"Kellie! Shut the fuck up," Salumi hissed.
Kellie just kept laughing. Salumi got irritated and smacked her with a stick.
"Ouches! What was that for?!" Kellie asked. Anime tears spilling from her eyes.
(A.N.: Remember the ones Uraurishima had when he went up against Youko in the dark tournament? These are the same ones.)
"For being a moron," she spat.
Kellie was going to pout and then she got an idea. The ningen headed straight for her pack and fished around for something. The girl took out a bottle of pepper spray. She sprayed Salumi in the face.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Salumi cried out.
Kellie laughed evilly and went back to her book bag. She searched for something else now.
"We need to get her food soon. She goes insane when she's hungry. We need to get her anything before she gets out......"Salumi tried to instruct.
"MY HAIRBRUSH OF ULTIMATE DOOM!!!" Kellie interrupted.
Kellie began to chase Yusuke with her hairbrush. She hit him right in the back of the head and he did a face plant into the dirt. Kellie laughed menacingly. She began to chase Kuwabara, but he was a little bit too slow. She hit him just like she did to Yusuke. Then she fished into her back pack again, but she checked the front pouch instead. She took out a CD player, a set of mini speakers, and the Anastacia CD.
(A.N: Anastacia is SO cool. *squeals* Now how did I find that in there.....)
Kellie put the CD in and turned to track 1. She now clutched her hairbrush like a microphone. Then, she began to sing "Freak of Nature".
"I'm a freak! Excuse me, what you say to me?
Oh no you said it.
No, I'm not
I'm sorry but, you know, I ain't that kind o' girl!"
(A.N: This part is spoken, just in case you wanted to know)
"Look at me and see a little girl inside my skin,
it's so supernatural. Ow!
So don't be try'n to push up on me, baby.
My mamma told me better than that:
The bigger you are, the harder you fall. I'm above the original, not typical,
not ooh la la, baby.
You can hold me responsible,
it's chemical if you're bringing it out in me. aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah,
I'm a freak of nature.
You better beware o' danger.
aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah,
I'm your midnight angel.
I'm a freak,
come on yeah
I'm a freak of nature. I'm a little material, got bling bling
My glasses got a shade, yeah
But there's a hippy chick in me that's barefoot
Walking in the grass
Just 'cause I like sipping on champagne
Doesn't mean I'm not afraid of the rain. I'm a bomb in a physical
Not practical, not plan-ahead baby
If you open Pandora's box
Prepare yourself, 'cause the world'll be changing aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah
Freak of nature, yeah
You better beware o'danger.
aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah,
I'm your midnight angel. (I'm a freak) ohhh yeah
I'm a freak of nature Freaky, deaky, look completely sassafras,
so honey drink me.
fingerlickin', I been thinkin'
I'm the bomb, your clock is tickin'. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
haha
yeah boy f... yeah, heya oh I'm a bomb in a physical
Not practical, not plan-ahead baby
If you open Pandora's box
Prepare yourself, 'cause the world'll be changing ooooooooooh Freak of nature
You better beware o'danger.
aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah
come on
I'm your midnight angel
(I'm a freak)
oh freak
I'm a freak of nature (ahhhhhh)
freak of nature
you better beware o'danger (ahhh)
I'm your midnight angel
(I'm a freak) ooooh yeah
I'm a freak of nature haha right, that's freaky enough for me"
Kuwabara stood clutching his ears and Yusuke just kind of stood there. He was completely dazed. Hiei had run away after the spoken part while Kurama had gone off in search of food. Salumi had joined in right after the first "I'm a freak!"
"I guess she must be hungry too," Yusuke mumbled, referring to Salumi. Salumi started growling when she heard him. Kellie just growled for no reason. She ended up giggling and danced with the match she found in her pocket. They all stared at her when she lit the match and burned herself.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" she screamed and had the same anime tears as before.
Hiei flitted around for no reason. He just liked to be fast. He stopped in a tree top suddenly when he saw Kurama. Why was it that Kurama always escaped the insanity that had consumed their camp? Why was HE always stuck babysitting?
~°Stupid damn fox°~ Hiei pouted.
~°Well hello to you too, Hiei°~ Kurama answered.
That startled Hiei, a lot. He quickly closed the mind link before he said something stupid. Hiei masked his ki and snuck to a closer tree. Kurama was gathering food, and it looked like he had bananas. Wait...bananas?! He sweat dropped and continued to watch. Kurama sat down, waiting for another idea to hit him. He knew Hiei was in the tree. A demon came over to him and asked where he got the bananas. The apparition was short and wore all green. It had the cutest little hat that covered its two-toned hair.
"The bananas are about a quarter of a mile to the east and ten steps to your right," he told her.
"Thanks. My name's Konoyama, what's yours?"
"I'm Kurama"
"Nice to meet you. Later days!"
Kurama got up and started to walk back to the make-shift camp. Hiei flitted away again to beat Kurama there.
"Goodbye Hiei" Kurama whispered.
In a few seconds, Hiei was back. What he saw was utter chaos. Yusuke was up in a tree, while Salumi's dog form was barking and growling at him. Kellie was acting like a dog and chasing Kuwabara. She would stop and giggle occasionally. Hiei walked over to Sassy and asked what was wrong. Meanwhile, Kellie had chased Kuwabara into a tree and started to do Jin impersonations. She put on a fake accent and danced around.
"I thought I was crazy Urameshi! You take the prize! The heck with this! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"
Sassy bit Hiei and told him to butt out. Hiei and Salumi got into a huge fight and accidentally cut down the tree Yusuke was in.
"I don't really give a damn. Let someone else go."
Kurama came back to see Salumi and Hiei fighting, Kellie quoting Jin, Kuwabara in a tree, and Yusuke looking annoyed. He laughed a little and everybody turned to stare at him. Kellie saw that Kurama had bananas. So she ran over and tackled him. She took a banana, got up, and ate it. Then Kellie fell asleep.
"Well that was close," Sassy told them.
"Why?" Kuwabara asked.
"If she had to wait any longer, I don't think Koenma would survive," Salumi informed them.
(A.N: Whenever she transforms into her dog form and vice versa, I'll switch names.)
"What does she have against Koenma?" Yusuke asked.
"She thinks he's annoying and full of himself," Salumi told them.
"Hn. I hate the little twerp, but you don't see me killing him," Hiei stated.
"Yeah, but you aren't a psycho."
"Too true," Kurama said.
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I need to ask a favor from everyone who reads this chapter and has AIM!
Saiyaka: What would that be?
TUO: I need these peoples to IM Dezno 06 and call him a creepy stalker who loves Barney.
Everyone except TUO: *falls over anime style*
TUO: Thanks to those of you who do!
Saiyaka: Please review; no one likes an angry sugar high authoress with matches. Baka Hikari
TUO: I heard that! Stupid yami, can't do anything right.
Saiyaka: -_-;;
Chibi Chibi and Chibi Mini: *playing truth or dare with a match*
And to those of you who didn't, shame on you!
Y'all are the ones that make me sad. Thanks to TheRealKelly, Oni, yuki-san, heatherb, and fatlazikat (the only peoples who did review!!!)
Warning: Random insanity, singing, angsty stuffs, and hints at shonen ai!
Chibi Chibi: TheUnlovedOutcast does NOT own YYH, Evanescence, Anastacia, or Jin's quotes.
(Makes ya wonder, huh?)
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"Her name is Salumi and her ki signature departed a few minutes ago," he responded.
"I'm sorry that I can't help you," Kurama lied.
Suzuka nodded and sauntered off. Kurama became a spirit fox once again and snuck back to camp. He saw Yusuke sleeping a few feet from Kuwabara while Kellie was curled up next to Sassy. Hiei was in his tree, just barely asleep. He absent mindedly walked past the sleeping figures and caught himself growling quietly as he passed Sassy.
'What the hell?' he thought.
Kurama thought nothing of it, and fell asleep under Hiei's tree.
The next morning, when everyone was awake, they started talking about what they should do. They all sat around talking.
"So you found me, now what?" Salumi asked.
"Well we do have orders from Koenma to take you back to spirit world," Kurama replied.
"Why?" Kellie asked.
"Well....ummm......you see..." Kuwabara stuttered.
"Translation please?" Kellie asked.
"What that moron is trying to say is that Salumi is a criminal and Koenma ordered us to bring her back," Yusuke answered.
"So, what did you do?" Kellie asked the wolf demon.
"I stole this," she answered while taking out the Enitanopeli Crystal.
"So that's where it went!" Kellie said.
The guys gave her a quizzical look. She smiled and decided to explain.
"Well, it was about 4 years ago when I found this. I was looking for a present to get my sister. I had gone to the mall, hoping to find something affordable. When I found the right gift, an old lady gave me the jewel. She told me to wish for something good and hold onto it. I thought nothing of it and put the crystal in my pocket. A couple days before Salumi's dog form died, it disappeared," she finished.
Now everyone was looking towards Salumi for an explanation. She giggled nervously.
"Did you take it before you died?" Kellie asked her.
"Yes"
"...WHY?!" Kellie asked again.
"Well, I knew I had to leave and I didn't want you and your family getting hurt. So I took the crystal and swallowed it right before I was hit, so that I could hold onto after I was out of my canine form," she answered.
(A/N: Sassy was hit by a car in front of the local high school, just in case you wanted to know. *sniffle, sniffle*)
"Then why did I end up here if we weren't supposed to be hurt!?!" Kellie half yelled at her.
"Because the crystal stayed on my canine form's collar."
"Hey guys, what does the Enizanopili Crystal do?" Kuwabara asked.
"Enitanopeli Crystal, moron," Yusuke and Kellie said in unison.
"It's supposed to take a person's greatest desire and make it a reality in the midst of a tragedy," Salumi answered.
"Wait a minute, how did the crystal get onto your collar?" Kellie asked.
"When I was hit, the impact force out the contents of my stomach. The vets attached the crystal to my collar for some reason," Salumi explained.
"Then how did you get it back?" Kurama asked.
"I stole it," Salumi answered simply.
Kellie rolled her eyes. It was bad enough that she couldn't find her family, but now her dog/wolf demon was going to have to be arrested?
Hiei had zoned out and was staring straight at a tree. Kuwabara noticed this and waved his hand in front of the half fire demon's face.
"Hey shorty! Shorty? Hello, anybody home?" Kuwabara asked.
For some unknown reason, Hiei bit Kuwabara on the hand.
"AAHHHHHH! HE BIT ME!!" Kuwabara screamed.
Kellie and Salumi laughed with Yusuke as Kurama shook his head. Kurama started muttering something under his breath and, unfortunately, Hiei heard it. The smaller demon gave him an I-know-exactly-what-you-just-said smile. Kurama saw it and blushed lightly. Kellie saw this and winked at Salumi.
"Somebody's got a crush," Kellie sang into Salumi's ear. They both collapsed in fits of laughter.
Kuwabara and Yusuke stared at them in utter confusion. Kurama turned away, blushing more.
"Hn." Hiei said.
Salumi stopped laughing, while Kellie continued. She knew Kellie was treading on thin ice, so to speak.
"Kellie! Shut the fuck up," Salumi hissed.
Kellie just kept laughing. Salumi got irritated and smacked her with a stick.
"Ouches! What was that for?!" Kellie asked. Anime tears spilling from her eyes.
(A.N.: Remember the ones Uraurishima had when he went up against Youko in the dark tournament? These are the same ones.)
"For being a moron," she spat.
Kellie was going to pout and then she got an idea. The ningen headed straight for her pack and fished around for something. The girl took out a bottle of pepper spray. She sprayed Salumi in the face.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Salumi cried out.
Kellie laughed evilly and went back to her book bag. She searched for something else now.
"We need to get her food soon. She goes insane when she's hungry. We need to get her anything before she gets out......"Salumi tried to instruct.
"MY HAIRBRUSH OF ULTIMATE DOOM!!!" Kellie interrupted.
Kellie began to chase Yusuke with her hairbrush. She hit him right in the back of the head and he did a face plant into the dirt. Kellie laughed menacingly. She began to chase Kuwabara, but he was a little bit too slow. She hit him just like she did to Yusuke. Then she fished into her back pack again, but she checked the front pouch instead. She took out a CD player, a set of mini speakers, and the Anastacia CD.
(A.N: Anastacia is SO cool. *squeals* Now how did I find that in there.....)
Kellie put the CD in and turned to track 1. She now clutched her hairbrush like a microphone. Then, she began to sing "Freak of Nature".
"I'm a freak! Excuse me, what you say to me?
Oh no you said it.
No, I'm not
I'm sorry but, you know, I ain't that kind o' girl!"
(A.N: This part is spoken, just in case you wanted to know)
"Look at me and see a little girl inside my skin,
it's so supernatural. Ow!
So don't be try'n to push up on me, baby.
My mamma told me better than that:
The bigger you are, the harder you fall. I'm above the original, not typical,
not ooh la la, baby.
You can hold me responsible,
it's chemical if you're bringing it out in me. aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah,
I'm a freak of nature.
You better beware o' danger.
aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah,
I'm your midnight angel.
I'm a freak,
come on yeah
I'm a freak of nature. I'm a little material, got bling bling
My glasses got a shade, yeah
But there's a hippy chick in me that's barefoot
Walking in the grass
Just 'cause I like sipping on champagne
Doesn't mean I'm not afraid of the rain. I'm a bomb in a physical
Not practical, not plan-ahead baby
If you open Pandora's box
Prepare yourself, 'cause the world'll be changing aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah
Freak of nature, yeah
You better beware o'danger.
aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah,
I'm your midnight angel. (I'm a freak) ohhh yeah
I'm a freak of nature Freaky, deaky, look completely sassafras,
so honey drink me.
fingerlickin', I been thinkin'
I'm the bomb, your clock is tickin'. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
haha
yeah boy f... yeah, heya oh I'm a bomb in a physical
Not practical, not plan-ahead baby
If you open Pandora's box
Prepare yourself, 'cause the world'll be changing ooooooooooh Freak of nature
You better beware o'danger.
aaaaaah ah aaaaaaaaaaah
come on
I'm your midnight angel
(I'm a freak)
oh freak
I'm a freak of nature (ahhhhhh)
freak of nature
you better beware o'danger (ahhh)
I'm your midnight angel
(I'm a freak) ooooh yeah
I'm a freak of nature haha right, that's freaky enough for me"
Kuwabara stood clutching his ears and Yusuke just kind of stood there. He was completely dazed. Hiei had run away after the spoken part while Kurama had gone off in search of food. Salumi had joined in right after the first "I'm a freak!"
"I guess she must be hungry too," Yusuke mumbled, referring to Salumi. Salumi started growling when she heard him. Kellie just growled for no reason. She ended up giggling and danced with the match she found in her pocket. They all stared at her when she lit the match and burned herself.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" she screamed and had the same anime tears as before.
Hiei flitted around for no reason. He just liked to be fast. He stopped in a tree top suddenly when he saw Kurama. Why was it that Kurama always escaped the insanity that had consumed their camp? Why was HE always stuck babysitting?
~°Stupid damn fox°~ Hiei pouted.
~°Well hello to you too, Hiei°~ Kurama answered.
That startled Hiei, a lot. He quickly closed the mind link before he said something stupid. Hiei masked his ki and snuck to a closer tree. Kurama was gathering food, and it looked like he had bananas. Wait...bananas?! He sweat dropped and continued to watch. Kurama sat down, waiting for another idea to hit him. He knew Hiei was in the tree. A demon came over to him and asked where he got the bananas. The apparition was short and wore all green. It had the cutest little hat that covered its two-toned hair.
"The bananas are about a quarter of a mile to the east and ten steps to your right," he told her.
"Thanks. My name's Konoyama, what's yours?"
"I'm Kurama"
"Nice to meet you. Later days!"
Kurama got up and started to walk back to the make-shift camp. Hiei flitted away again to beat Kurama there.
"Goodbye Hiei" Kurama whispered.
In a few seconds, Hiei was back. What he saw was utter chaos. Yusuke was up in a tree, while Salumi's dog form was barking and growling at him. Kellie was acting like a dog and chasing Kuwabara. She would stop and giggle occasionally. Hiei walked over to Sassy and asked what was wrong. Meanwhile, Kellie had chased Kuwabara into a tree and started to do Jin impersonations. She put on a fake accent and danced around.
"I thought I was crazy Urameshi! You take the prize! The heck with this! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"
Sassy bit Hiei and told him to butt out. Hiei and Salumi got into a huge fight and accidentally cut down the tree Yusuke was in.
"I don't really give a damn. Let someone else go."
Kurama came back to see Salumi and Hiei fighting, Kellie quoting Jin, Kuwabara in a tree, and Yusuke looking annoyed. He laughed a little and everybody turned to stare at him. Kellie saw that Kurama had bananas. So she ran over and tackled him. She took a banana, got up, and ate it. Then Kellie fell asleep.
"Well that was close," Sassy told them.
"Why?" Kuwabara asked.
"If she had to wait any longer, I don't think Koenma would survive," Salumi informed them.
(A.N: Whenever she transforms into her dog form and vice versa, I'll switch names.)
"What does she have against Koenma?" Yusuke asked.
"She thinks he's annoying and full of himself," Salumi told them.
"Hn. I hate the little twerp, but you don't see me killing him," Hiei stated.
"Yeah, but you aren't a psycho."
"Too true," Kurama said.
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I need to ask a favor from everyone who reads this chapter and has AIM!
Saiyaka: What would that be?
TUO: I need these peoples to IM Dezno 06 and call him a creepy stalker who loves Barney.
Everyone except TUO: *falls over anime style*
TUO: Thanks to those of you who do!
Saiyaka: Please review; no one likes an angry sugar high authoress with matches. Baka Hikari
TUO: I heard that! Stupid yami, can't do anything right.
Saiyaka: -_-;;
Chibi Chibi and Chibi Mini: *playing truth or dare with a match*