GOMEN!!! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in soooooooooooooooooooooo long.
I wanted to thank my lovely reviewers, but no one reviewed!!
*sobs in the corner* Oh Well...on to the fic
Kurama: TUO doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, ramen noodles, or any randomness I decide to add.
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"DIE KOENMA, DIE!!" Kellie yelled as she began to pummel Yusuke. She wasn't awake either, she was just sleep walking.....err...pummeling.
"Ha ha! Yusuke's being beat up by a girl!" Kuwabara laughed.
Kellie stopped beating Yusuke for a minute and fell back into a deep sleep. Yusuke started threatening Kuwabara with imminent death. Then Kellie started sleep pummeling again. She pointed at Kuwabara and started to talk.
"DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU OGRE! YOU WILL DIE TOO!"
She began to beat Kuwabara mercilessly. It was actually really funny. But after a while, Kellie fell back to sleep. Everyone started to back away afterwards. Kellie was sleeping on the ground, curled up in a ball. For some unknown reason, the girl began to cry. The silent sobs streamed down her cheeks. Then it got stranger. She began to mumble.
"It was an accident, daddy! Gib didn't mean it, I swear. Don't be upset, please!" she muttered.
At the sight of this, Salumi turned and ran. She knew what Kellie was dreaming about. It was hard to explain to someone that didn't know her family. The wolf demon kept running until she was too tired. Suzuka had found her and kneeled next to her.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"It's Kellie. She dreaming about something awful and I know what it is," Salumi cried.
Suzuka pulled Salumi into his arms and tried to console her. He could feel her trembling in his grip. After a while her cries stopped, in fact she didn't make another sound. He turned his head and saw she had fallen asleep. He smiled; she looked so innocent when she slept.
'Just like an angel...' he thought.
Over at the camp, Kellie continued to sleep peacefully. Kurama had gone to chase after Salumi, Yusuke and Kuwabara was poking Kellie with a stick, and Hiei looked kind of confused.
"Urameshi, what's happens if she wakes up?" Kuwabara asked.
"We run if she's angry. We try to explain if she isn't." he answered.
Kurama was chasing Salumi, or at least trying to. He lost track of her about twenty minutes beforehand. She was quite fast. After a couple of minutes he heard crying. Kurama snuck up on the crying demon and its companion. He recognized them; it was Salumi and Suzuka! He decided he would come later.
Back at the camp, Kellie had woken up. She had no idea what she had mumbled. Everyone was staring at her like she was possessed.
"WHAT?!" Kellie finally yelled, after a couple minutes of intense staring.
"You were mumbling in your sleep about something, it was really creepy," Yusuke answered.
"Did you know that I wrote a song for you? It's about ramen noodles," She said.
"Huh?" Kuwabara asked.
"I'm confused..." Yusuke answered.
"Can I sing it?" she asked, half bouncing around.
"Hn"
"Ramen, ramen, ramen! You taste very yummy!
Ramen, ramen, ramen! You fill up my tummy!
I want ramen!
I want ramen!
I want ramen...NOW DAMNIT! I WANT SOME GOD-DAMN RAMEN!" Kellie sang.
Kurama had come back during the last verse. Everybody there except Kellie gave her a weird look. She took a bow and looked through her bag again. She took out her diamond ring and sang "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
"Will someone please explain why she is singing to a ring?" Kurama asked to the confused and slightly scared group.
"She woke up and started jabbering some gibberish about ramen noodles," Hiei replied.
"Yeah, what shorty said," Kuwabara added.
Yusuke rolled his eyes as Hiei and Kuwabara got into a fight. Meanwhile, Kurama was worried about Kellie's sanity. After she had stopped singing, she put her ring away and got this really weird possessed look in her eyes. She looked in the bushes yelling for her mother.
"Momma? Momma?! Where are you Momma?!" she yelled.
Hiei and Kuwabara stopped fighting, Yusuke stopped rolling his eyes and Kurama stood there dazed. She continued looking in the bushes until she peered up and glimpsed at them. A creepy smile "graced" her possessed face.
"Momma!" Kellie cried as she latched her arms around Kurama's shoulders.
Kurama stood there mortified, as Kuwabara and Yusuke broke out in fits of laughter. Hiei looked cheesed off while she was hugging Kurama.
(A/N: O-o who knew? Annoyed is a synonym of cheesed off, weird)
A few minutes after laughter, annoyance, and embarrassment, Kellie was tied to a tree while the guys were having a conversation.
"So where is Salumi?" Yusuke asked.
"She ran off to Suzuka," Kurama responded.
".......Why?" Kuwabara asked.
"I don't know," Kurama admitted.
"Why am I tied to a tree?!" Kellie asked.
"Because you started calling Kurama your mother," Hiei retorted.
"..." Kellie blushed furiously.
"So how does Salumi know Suzuka?" Kurama asked.
Kellie's head shot up and she began to squirm.
"I know! I know! Pick me!" she screamed happily.
"What do you know?" Kuwabara asked.
"She loves Suzuka. Just like you love Yukina and Yusuke loves Keiko and Kurama love-" Kellie blabbed.
Kurama shot over to her like a rocket and covered her mouth with his hand. He sighed as her yells were muffled by his hand. Kellie had a suspicious look in her eye. She opened her mouth wide and chomped down on Kurama's hand.
"OW!" Kurama screeched as he pulled his hand away.
Kuwabara and Yusuke erupted in fits of laughter. A small smirk crossed Hiei lips when he saw the sight. Kurama glared at Kellie and she tried to look innocent. That was shattered when she burst into giggles. After a few minutes, they stopped laughing.
"Hey Yusuke?" Kellie asked.
"Yeah...?" Yusuke answered.
"Can you get out your compact thingy and get Koenma on there? I need to talk to him," Kellie told him.
"...But you HATE him. Why should I trust you?" Yusuke shot back.
"What I have to discuss with him is very important. I promise not to break the compact thingy," she promised.
"Fine," he retorted.
Yusuke opened up the compact communicator and got Botan on the connection.
"Hey Yusuke!" the overly cheery grim reaper exclaimed.
"Hey Botan. Can you get Koenma on? I need to talk with him," Yusuke asked.
"Sure, just hold on a minute," she answered.
"Botan! I told you not to disturb when I'm napping!" was heard in the background. Koenma then got on the connection looking quite annoyed.
"Hello Yusuke, what did you need to speak to me-" Koenma started.
"It's the little man!" Kellie shouted as she snatched the communicator away from Yusuke.
"Ummm...Hello....?" Koenma responded.
"Hi short stack, I was the one who wanted to talk to you," Kellie told him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Kellie Terwilliger. You're after a demon that used to be my dog. Her name is Salumi," she added.
"Why does this concern you? Why are you even on the island?" Koenma asked.
"Salumi is a good friend of mine and Suzuka took me here!" she answered.
"What?" he asked utterly confused.
"...But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about. Anyways, would you be willing to break up true love to take a demon into wherever you put them?" Kellie asked.
"Well, it depends on the crime. Why do you ask?" he responded
"Is Salumi's crime so bad that you have to put her in jail or whatever?" Kellie asked urgently.
"I guess not," he replied again.
"Salumi's in love with Suzuka! You can't take them apart, it would be very wrong!" Kellie yelled into the compact.
"Ok, I'll give her a pardon. Just don't yell again, please."
"Ok!" she answered happily.
Kellie slammed the compact shut and tossed it back to Yusuke. She began to pace and looked serious.
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Thanks to the people who did my favor!! Saiyaka: Someone save me.... TUO: I hope you eat raw meat Saiyaka Saiayaka: *tries to kill TUO*
TUO: *runs away* oh crap!
Saiyaka: Please review; no one likes a manic depressant who believes life is crap. Baka Hikari
TUO: I heard that! Stupid yami, wait....she's right.*sobs*
Saiyaka: -_-;;
Chibi Chibi and Chibi Mini: *dancing with a match*
I wanted to thank my lovely reviewers, but no one reviewed!!
*sobs in the corner* Oh Well...on to the fic
Kurama: TUO doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, ramen noodles, or any randomness I decide to add.
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"DIE KOENMA, DIE!!" Kellie yelled as she began to pummel Yusuke. She wasn't awake either, she was just sleep walking.....err...pummeling.
"Ha ha! Yusuke's being beat up by a girl!" Kuwabara laughed.
Kellie stopped beating Yusuke for a minute and fell back into a deep sleep. Yusuke started threatening Kuwabara with imminent death. Then Kellie started sleep pummeling again. She pointed at Kuwabara and started to talk.
"DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU OGRE! YOU WILL DIE TOO!"
She began to beat Kuwabara mercilessly. It was actually really funny. But after a while, Kellie fell back to sleep. Everyone started to back away afterwards. Kellie was sleeping on the ground, curled up in a ball. For some unknown reason, the girl began to cry. The silent sobs streamed down her cheeks. Then it got stranger. She began to mumble.
"It was an accident, daddy! Gib didn't mean it, I swear. Don't be upset, please!" she muttered.
At the sight of this, Salumi turned and ran. She knew what Kellie was dreaming about. It was hard to explain to someone that didn't know her family. The wolf demon kept running until she was too tired. Suzuka had found her and kneeled next to her.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"It's Kellie. She dreaming about something awful and I know what it is," Salumi cried.
Suzuka pulled Salumi into his arms and tried to console her. He could feel her trembling in his grip. After a while her cries stopped, in fact she didn't make another sound. He turned his head and saw she had fallen asleep. He smiled; she looked so innocent when she slept.
'Just like an angel...' he thought.
Over at the camp, Kellie continued to sleep peacefully. Kurama had gone to chase after Salumi, Yusuke and Kuwabara was poking Kellie with a stick, and Hiei looked kind of confused.
"Urameshi, what's happens if she wakes up?" Kuwabara asked.
"We run if she's angry. We try to explain if she isn't." he answered.
Kurama was chasing Salumi, or at least trying to. He lost track of her about twenty minutes beforehand. She was quite fast. After a couple of minutes he heard crying. Kurama snuck up on the crying demon and its companion. He recognized them; it was Salumi and Suzuka! He decided he would come later.
Back at the camp, Kellie had woken up. She had no idea what she had mumbled. Everyone was staring at her like she was possessed.
"WHAT?!" Kellie finally yelled, after a couple minutes of intense staring.
"You were mumbling in your sleep about something, it was really creepy," Yusuke answered.
"Did you know that I wrote a song for you? It's about ramen noodles," She said.
"Huh?" Kuwabara asked.
"I'm confused..." Yusuke answered.
"Can I sing it?" she asked, half bouncing around.
"Hn"
"Ramen, ramen, ramen! You taste very yummy!
Ramen, ramen, ramen! You fill up my tummy!
I want ramen!
I want ramen!
I want ramen...NOW DAMNIT! I WANT SOME GOD-DAMN RAMEN!" Kellie sang.
Kurama had come back during the last verse. Everybody there except Kellie gave her a weird look. She took a bow and looked through her bag again. She took out her diamond ring and sang "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
"Will someone please explain why she is singing to a ring?" Kurama asked to the confused and slightly scared group.
"She woke up and started jabbering some gibberish about ramen noodles," Hiei replied.
"Yeah, what shorty said," Kuwabara added.
Yusuke rolled his eyes as Hiei and Kuwabara got into a fight. Meanwhile, Kurama was worried about Kellie's sanity. After she had stopped singing, she put her ring away and got this really weird possessed look in her eyes. She looked in the bushes yelling for her mother.
"Momma? Momma?! Where are you Momma?!" she yelled.
Hiei and Kuwabara stopped fighting, Yusuke stopped rolling his eyes and Kurama stood there dazed. She continued looking in the bushes until she peered up and glimpsed at them. A creepy smile "graced" her possessed face.
"Momma!" Kellie cried as she latched her arms around Kurama's shoulders.
Kurama stood there mortified, as Kuwabara and Yusuke broke out in fits of laughter. Hiei looked cheesed off while she was hugging Kurama.
(A/N: O-o who knew? Annoyed is a synonym of cheesed off, weird)
A few minutes after laughter, annoyance, and embarrassment, Kellie was tied to a tree while the guys were having a conversation.
"So where is Salumi?" Yusuke asked.
"She ran off to Suzuka," Kurama responded.
".......Why?" Kuwabara asked.
"I don't know," Kurama admitted.
"Why am I tied to a tree?!" Kellie asked.
"Because you started calling Kurama your mother," Hiei retorted.
"..." Kellie blushed furiously.
"So how does Salumi know Suzuka?" Kurama asked.
Kellie's head shot up and she began to squirm.
"I know! I know! Pick me!" she screamed happily.
"What do you know?" Kuwabara asked.
"She loves Suzuka. Just like you love Yukina and Yusuke loves Keiko and Kurama love-" Kellie blabbed.
Kurama shot over to her like a rocket and covered her mouth with his hand. He sighed as her yells were muffled by his hand. Kellie had a suspicious look in her eye. She opened her mouth wide and chomped down on Kurama's hand.
"OW!" Kurama screeched as he pulled his hand away.
Kuwabara and Yusuke erupted in fits of laughter. A small smirk crossed Hiei lips when he saw the sight. Kurama glared at Kellie and she tried to look innocent. That was shattered when she burst into giggles. After a few minutes, they stopped laughing.
"Hey Yusuke?" Kellie asked.
"Yeah...?" Yusuke answered.
"Can you get out your compact thingy and get Koenma on there? I need to talk to him," Kellie told him.
"...But you HATE him. Why should I trust you?" Yusuke shot back.
"What I have to discuss with him is very important. I promise not to break the compact thingy," she promised.
"Fine," he retorted.
Yusuke opened up the compact communicator and got Botan on the connection.
"Hey Yusuke!" the overly cheery grim reaper exclaimed.
"Hey Botan. Can you get Koenma on? I need to talk with him," Yusuke asked.
"Sure, just hold on a minute," she answered.
"Botan! I told you not to disturb when I'm napping!" was heard in the background. Koenma then got on the connection looking quite annoyed.
"Hello Yusuke, what did you need to speak to me-" Koenma started.
"It's the little man!" Kellie shouted as she snatched the communicator away from Yusuke.
"Ummm...Hello....?" Koenma responded.
"Hi short stack, I was the one who wanted to talk to you," Kellie told him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Kellie Terwilliger. You're after a demon that used to be my dog. Her name is Salumi," she added.
"Why does this concern you? Why are you even on the island?" Koenma asked.
"Salumi is a good friend of mine and Suzuka took me here!" she answered.
"What?" he asked utterly confused.
"...But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about. Anyways, would you be willing to break up true love to take a demon into wherever you put them?" Kellie asked.
"Well, it depends on the crime. Why do you ask?" he responded
"Is Salumi's crime so bad that you have to put her in jail or whatever?" Kellie asked urgently.
"I guess not," he replied again.
"Salumi's in love with Suzuka! You can't take them apart, it would be very wrong!" Kellie yelled into the compact.
"Ok, I'll give her a pardon. Just don't yell again, please."
"Ok!" she answered happily.
Kellie slammed the compact shut and tossed it back to Yusuke. She began to pace and looked serious.
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Thanks to the people who did my favor!! Saiyaka: Someone save me.... TUO: I hope you eat raw meat Saiyaka Saiayaka: *tries to kill TUO*
TUO: *runs away* oh crap!
Saiyaka: Please review; no one likes a manic depressant who believes life is crap. Baka Hikari
TUO: I heard that! Stupid yami, wait....she's right.*sobs*
Saiyaka: -_-;;
Chibi Chibi and Chibi Mini: *dancing with a match*