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Ok, I finally have internet again! ^_^
Answer Review Time! (I only had 2 *sobs*)
WindKit: No, unfortunately, they won't be killed by Kurama. I'm so happy you think my story is funny!
Blade of Fire: (1) Yes, Mike got y'all outnumbered by demons. (2)HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE! (3)You're not traveling alone unless I kill off EVERYBODY! (4)Mike deserves a part as much as you do (well not AS much as you) and you'll have large part.
Disclaimer: If life punches you, punch back; if life kicks you, kick back; if life throws you headfirst into a thorny bush --- well that's life! And mine tells me I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
"So...ummm.....where are we going again?" Kuwabara inquired.
Kurama turned to him, as his eye stopped twitching for a few seconds. He took in a deep breath and calmly stated: "We are trying to find Suppainiku and this island before he causes any more trouble."
"Oh"
Kuwabara kept quiet and they continued to search. Kurama had finally quit his eye twitching and Hiei wasn't provoking anybody.
(A.N: It's a miracle! I seriously think this story has issues....I mean I'm confused about who had the crystal @-@;;;;)
"So....ummm.....what does this guy look like anyways?"
"If we knew, we wouldn't have to keep searching and asking every fucking demon on this island!" Yusuke responded.
"Oh"
Only the rain could be heard. Well it was until......
KABOOM!!!!
"Next time that will be your head!!!" a female voice screamed.
The Yu Yu gang snuck up on the scene. Through the dust everyone spotted a teenager with short blonde hair. She had a scabbard at her side with the actual sword in her hand. A trembling demon stood by a large pile of rubble.
"Just tell me who this 'master'-guy is and I won't kill you!"
"Hi-his n-name is Suppainiku"
The demon had reduced to puddles on the floor. He quivered violently under her intense glare. She took a few steps closer and reached her hand down. Grabbing him by the throat, the blonde shoved him against the still- standing rock.
"Where is he?" she whispered through clenched teeth.
"I-I d-don-don't kn-know"
She let him down and gave him a parting message:
"Tell your master that Aluthri is coming for him"
The demon bolted off, not glancing back. Aluthri sat down and began to mumble to herself. After a minute or so, her head shot up.
"Oh great, now where in all of hell did he go?"
The detectives looked confused. Yusuke shifted, causing a leaf to crunch. Aluthri's head turned in that direction. She stood up and walked over to them, her gaze never wavering.
"Who's there?"
"We are!" Yusuke answered. Kurama smacked himself on the forehead while Hiei groaned.
"You idiot!" Hiei hissed.
The rain let up, leaving a soggy island to deal. Aluthri drew back slightly after registering that someone had answered.
"What the fuck?! Are you some kind of hippie Yusuke?"
"No, I am Yusuke!.....Wait...hippie?! What the hell?"
"Ummm...eh heh heh. Does that mean Hiei is here?"
"Yes...."
Aluthri beamed. Hiei backed away from the bush slowly only to run into Kurama. They both fell back, with Hiei on Kurama. Kurama blushed furiously and Hiei scrambled off. Aluthri found them and beamed more if that's possible.
Kellie, who was wheezing now, spied the secluded hot spring. Changing into new clothes, she resolved one thing --- never EVER run again. The girl resolved to go back to the cave where she had run from. This seemed smart at the time...the key phrase is "at the time". Grabbing her things, she walked to the cave. On her way there, she thought she could smell something burning....
Back with the Yu Yu gang, things got ever crazier. Ali had found Mike (who now has a lump on his head for leaving) and took out some pompoms. Mike took out peanut butter, eggs, and some spoons; he lit a bonfire and spread peanut butter on everybody's faces.
"Ok! Now when you get your spoon, put the egg on it. Then dance around the bonfire like a crazed idiot," Ali explained.
Kurama glanced at Hiei helplessly as his face was covered in peanut butter. Ali and Mike, who were covered in peanut butter, stuck the spoon with the egg on it in their nose and started dancing. Everyone else followed their lead. Ali waved her pompoms wildly, which caught one on fire. She handed it to Mike, who handed it to Kurama, who handed it to Hiei. Hiei threw it into the fire.
"That's the spirit Hiei!" Ali yelled.
"Hn"
Kellie reached her destination (FINALLY!) and stood with her mouth agape. The Yu Yu gang, her ex, and her best friend were dancing around a bonfire. She rubbed her eyes, trying to see if she was just delusional.
"MIKE?! AUDREY?!!!!" Kellie screamed once she got a clear view.
Almost the whole group stopped, with the exception of Kuwabara because he was dancing to the beat of his own drum if you know what I mean. Kuwabara ran into Yusuke and fell back, when he then finally noticed Kellie.
"KELLIE?!" Mike and Ali chorused.
"You know these insane fools?" Hiei questioned.
"Of course! Mike is my ex and Audrey is my best friend," Kellie answered.
"Ok, I'm confused. Who is Audrey?" Yusuke asked.
"I am" Ali confessed.
"I thought you were Aluthri!" Kuwabara stated.
"Well that's my demon hunting name. At school, my name is Audrey. Eh heh heh" Ali/Audrey answered. (This is Audrey ( ^.^;;)
"Well, now I'm officially lost," Yusuke declared on his part.
"We second that," Mike added for himself and Kuwabara.
"Anyways," Audrey began as she ignored the "lost ones", "how the fucking hell did you get here Kellie?"
"Well, long story short, my family's kidnapped, I'm looking for the demon form of my dead dog, and trying to take a bath without being taken by a youkai pimp. Got that?"
"No, but I'll get it eventually."
Kellie hung her head and muttered something about not being surprised. Mike and Kuwabara (Mike's favorite character) decided they had nothing better to do; so they began to play baseball. Y'know, like back in the Genkai tournament?
Yeah, so anyways, Yusuke began poking fun at Hiei. He'd comment on demons not playing baseball, then go to Hiei's height, and eventually come back to baseball. This gave Audrey her opportunity. She smacked Yusuke with her scabbard and glomped Hiei mercilessly. Kellie just stood there and watched Hiei being choked to death by her friend glomp. Kurama shot a continuous death glare at Ali.
(A/N: Kurama's jealous! ^.^ Tee hee)
"Hey Audrey, Mike!" Kellie yelled between giggles, "You both owe me twenty bucks!"
The two mentioned stared at her in mystification. Mike was then smacked with the fireball he threw and had to put out his hair. Hiei managed to free himself of Ali's grasp.
"What are you talking about?" Mike asked.
"Do you remember that bet we made? I bet both of you $20 that Hiei and Kurama were a couple in secret. Audrey denied till she was blue in the face and you accepted. So...umm....HA! I WAS RIGHT! WOOHOO!" Kellie clarified in whispers.
Both grumbled as they handed over their money. Mike then returned to his game with Kuwabara while Audrey pouted about the loss of money. When she got bored of that, Aluthri began to smack Yusuke around until they both got into this huge brawl. Hiei and Kurama gave equally powerful deadly glares to Kellie; they had heard.
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Hooray for jealousy!
Muses: o.O;; um ok...
Anyways, review please! I worked really hard on this chapter and chappie 8! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
Ok, I finally have internet again! ^_^
Answer Review Time! (I only had 2 *sobs*)
WindKit: No, unfortunately, they won't be killed by Kurama. I'm so happy you think my story is funny!
Blade of Fire: (1) Yes, Mike got y'all outnumbered by demons. (2)HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE! (3)You're not traveling alone unless I kill off EVERYBODY! (4)Mike deserves a part as much as you do (well not AS much as you) and you'll have large part.
Disclaimer: If life punches you, punch back; if life kicks you, kick back; if life throws you headfirst into a thorny bush --- well that's life! And mine tells me I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
"So...ummm.....where are we going again?" Kuwabara inquired.
Kurama turned to him, as his eye stopped twitching for a few seconds. He took in a deep breath and calmly stated: "We are trying to find Suppainiku and this island before he causes any more trouble."
"Oh"
Kuwabara kept quiet and they continued to search. Kurama had finally quit his eye twitching and Hiei wasn't provoking anybody.
(A.N: It's a miracle! I seriously think this story has issues....I mean I'm confused about who had the crystal @-@;;;;)
"So....ummm.....what does this guy look like anyways?"
"If we knew, we wouldn't have to keep searching and asking every fucking demon on this island!" Yusuke responded.
"Oh"
Only the rain could be heard. Well it was until......
KABOOM!!!!
"Next time that will be your head!!!" a female voice screamed.
The Yu Yu gang snuck up on the scene. Through the dust everyone spotted a teenager with short blonde hair. She had a scabbard at her side with the actual sword in her hand. A trembling demon stood by a large pile of rubble.
"Just tell me who this 'master'-guy is and I won't kill you!"
"Hi-his n-name is Suppainiku"
The demon had reduced to puddles on the floor. He quivered violently under her intense glare. She took a few steps closer and reached her hand down. Grabbing him by the throat, the blonde shoved him against the still- standing rock.
"Where is he?" she whispered through clenched teeth.
"I-I d-don-don't kn-know"
She let him down and gave him a parting message:
"Tell your master that Aluthri is coming for him"
The demon bolted off, not glancing back. Aluthri sat down and began to mumble to herself. After a minute or so, her head shot up.
"Oh great, now where in all of hell did he go?"
The detectives looked confused. Yusuke shifted, causing a leaf to crunch. Aluthri's head turned in that direction. She stood up and walked over to them, her gaze never wavering.
"Who's there?"
"We are!" Yusuke answered. Kurama smacked himself on the forehead while Hiei groaned.
"You idiot!" Hiei hissed.
The rain let up, leaving a soggy island to deal. Aluthri drew back slightly after registering that someone had answered.
"What the fuck?! Are you some kind of hippie Yusuke?"
"No, I am Yusuke!.....Wait...hippie?! What the hell?"
"Ummm...eh heh heh. Does that mean Hiei is here?"
"Yes...."
Aluthri beamed. Hiei backed away from the bush slowly only to run into Kurama. They both fell back, with Hiei on Kurama. Kurama blushed furiously and Hiei scrambled off. Aluthri found them and beamed more if that's possible.
Kellie, who was wheezing now, spied the secluded hot spring. Changing into new clothes, she resolved one thing --- never EVER run again. The girl resolved to go back to the cave where she had run from. This seemed smart at the time...the key phrase is "at the time". Grabbing her things, she walked to the cave. On her way there, she thought she could smell something burning....
Back with the Yu Yu gang, things got ever crazier. Ali had found Mike (who now has a lump on his head for leaving) and took out some pompoms. Mike took out peanut butter, eggs, and some spoons; he lit a bonfire and spread peanut butter on everybody's faces.
"Ok! Now when you get your spoon, put the egg on it. Then dance around the bonfire like a crazed idiot," Ali explained.
Kurama glanced at Hiei helplessly as his face was covered in peanut butter. Ali and Mike, who were covered in peanut butter, stuck the spoon with the egg on it in their nose and started dancing. Everyone else followed their lead. Ali waved her pompoms wildly, which caught one on fire. She handed it to Mike, who handed it to Kurama, who handed it to Hiei. Hiei threw it into the fire.
"That's the spirit Hiei!" Ali yelled.
"Hn"
Kellie reached her destination (FINALLY!) and stood with her mouth agape. The Yu Yu gang, her ex, and her best friend were dancing around a bonfire. She rubbed her eyes, trying to see if she was just delusional.
"MIKE?! AUDREY?!!!!" Kellie screamed once she got a clear view.
Almost the whole group stopped, with the exception of Kuwabara because he was dancing to the beat of his own drum if you know what I mean. Kuwabara ran into Yusuke and fell back, when he then finally noticed Kellie.
"KELLIE?!" Mike and Ali chorused.
"You know these insane fools?" Hiei questioned.
"Of course! Mike is my ex and Audrey is my best friend," Kellie answered.
"Ok, I'm confused. Who is Audrey?" Yusuke asked.
"I am" Ali confessed.
"I thought you were Aluthri!" Kuwabara stated.
"Well that's my demon hunting name. At school, my name is Audrey. Eh heh heh" Ali/Audrey answered. (This is Audrey ( ^.^;;)
"Well, now I'm officially lost," Yusuke declared on his part.
"We second that," Mike added for himself and Kuwabara.
"Anyways," Audrey began as she ignored the "lost ones", "how the fucking hell did you get here Kellie?"
"Well, long story short, my family's kidnapped, I'm looking for the demon form of my dead dog, and trying to take a bath without being taken by a youkai pimp. Got that?"
"No, but I'll get it eventually."
Kellie hung her head and muttered something about not being surprised. Mike and Kuwabara (Mike's favorite character) decided they had nothing better to do; so they began to play baseball. Y'know, like back in the Genkai tournament?
Yeah, so anyways, Yusuke began poking fun at Hiei. He'd comment on demons not playing baseball, then go to Hiei's height, and eventually come back to baseball. This gave Audrey her opportunity. She smacked Yusuke with her scabbard and glomped Hiei mercilessly. Kellie just stood there and watched Hiei being choked to death by her friend glomp. Kurama shot a continuous death glare at Ali.
(A/N: Kurama's jealous! ^.^ Tee hee)
"Hey Audrey, Mike!" Kellie yelled between giggles, "You both owe me twenty bucks!"
The two mentioned stared at her in mystification. Mike was then smacked with the fireball he threw and had to put out his hair. Hiei managed to free himself of Ali's grasp.
"What are you talking about?" Mike asked.
"Do you remember that bet we made? I bet both of you $20 that Hiei and Kurama were a couple in secret. Audrey denied till she was blue in the face and you accepted. So...umm....HA! I WAS RIGHT! WOOHOO!" Kellie clarified in whispers.
Both grumbled as they handed over their money. Mike then returned to his game with Kuwabara while Audrey pouted about the loss of money. When she got bored of that, Aluthri began to smack Yusuke around until they both got into this huge brawl. Hiei and Kurama gave equally powerful deadly glares to Kellie; they had heard.
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Hooray for jealousy!
Muses: o.O;; um ok...
Anyways, review please! I worked really hard on this chapter and chappie 8! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!