Hello Everyone! I'm actually posting!
Readers: IT'S THE APACOLYPSE!!!
-.-;; yes I know but I recently had help form one of my best friends, Audrey! She has helped me sooooooooo much and I must give her credit:
Thank you for letting me use your.....odd......dance in the last chapter and for helping me get over writers' block with your surplus of plot bunnies. They haunt me at night....
Anyways, after standing outside in a thunderstorm for 20 minute, I decided I should post today. Enjoy!
Warnings: Idiots, suggested shonen-ai, evilness to the poor messenger dude-
Messenger dude: T-T Your so hurtful Audrey!
Yeah, and on we go! ~~~~~~~~~Chapter 8—While you were out...~~~~~~~~~~
"AUDREY! QUIT FIGHTING WITH YUSUKE! I need to talk with you," Kellie shrieked.
Ali stopped and stomped over to Kellie. Losing the bet wasn't completely bad, but Kellie kept interrupting her fights!
"Now what do you want?" Audrey asked exasperated.
"I need to ask you a couple of things. First, how did you get here?" She questioned.
"Well, ummmm I kinda created a portal. See, I've been looking up teleportation spells and I found this great portal creator spell. So I tried it and it worked. Then I started practicing my teleportation; that's how I tripped Aunan. Afterwards I began long distance and picked up Mike. That's how we got to this world," The blonde droned.
"Ok then. Second, have you heard anything about my family?"
"What? Did your dad finally walk out or something?"
"No," Kellie said with a sad sigh, "but I got this note that said everyone was kidnapped."
Craaaaaaaaack! Everyone suddenly shut up and turned towards the brush that surrounded them. Labored breathing engulfed their now sensitive ears. They stayed tense for a few more dull moments until... Craaaaaaaaaaaaack! Cruuuuuunch! Squish! "Ew, I just stepped in something!"
Mike had begun to torch the shrubbery in the general direction when Hiei had snatched the intruder. The dried undergrowth burnt quickly and produced an awesome shadow affect on Hiei and the trespasser. The fire subsided as dirt was poured over it by the rest of the Reikai Tantei.
"Let go of me, you filthy midget!"
THWAP! Audrey's katana smacked the uninvited guest in the back of the head.
"Hey, Audrey?" Mike asked cautiously.
"Yes?" she inquired with a small spin in his direction.
"Isn't that the ----"Mike began before he was cut off.
"..thing that you were threatening earlier?" Kuwabara finished.
She looked back at the demon. Now that she thought about it, it was the stupid one she was about to kill earlier! Albeit he was sporting some new cuts and bruises, Audrey could see the stupidity in his eyes.
"Yeah, but his master obviously doesn't like that message I gave him!" she stated proudly.
The youkai messenger and Kellie now had super sweat drops. Kellie mumbled something about stupidity in numbers while Mike began to juggle. Well, it turns out Mike can't juggle very well...
"AAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! OH MY GOD IT BURNSSSSS!!!!!!" Mike screamed when he tripped and fell on his fireballs.
Mike jumped and flailed his arms. He ran around in circles for almost five minutes before anyone really cared. Everyone casually glared at him. The courier waved his hands a little and squirted Mike with water. "Hey!" Audrey yelped indignantly at the demon. "I was enjoying that! It was funny, and actually entertaining!"
The messenger just looked at her. "And I'm supposed to care?"
Audrey glared at it, making it cringe away in fright. The others backed up, knowing what was coming, and not wanting to get in the way. "Yes, you should. You really should." She suddenly looked thoughtful. "Although I guess it wouldn't matter. I'm going to kill you anyways!" She said the last part cheerfully, smiling happily.
"Uhh....Umm..." the demon stuttered, somehow suddenly just becoming aware that this was the girl who had strangled him earlier. 'Shit'
Audrey quickly drew her katana, and with speed that almost impressed even Hiei, almost sliced the demon neatly in half with one powerful downward sweep. Almost is the key word there. Kellie quickly stepped in front of the youkai herald. Audrey stopped just in time. The two girls had a stare- off, with Audrey winning in the end. Kellie lost because she laughed at Mike.
"If we want to find whoever is running things around here, we gotta keep him alive," Kellie whispered to Audrey.
Audrey sheathed her katana and glared at Kellie. Both had the glaring competition. If we could actually see it, there would be electricity sparking in the air. Mike wandered off, Kurama and Hiei went to do....something..., our favorite two idiots decided they wanted to get into a splashing fight so they ran to the beach.
"Where did everyone go?" Audrey asked, losing the contest.
"I betcha I know where Kurama and Hiei went," Kellie said with a smirk.
"SHUT UP! IT'S NOT TRUE! THEY'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS!" Audrey screamed.
Kellie doubled over in laughter at the outburst. Audrey had veins popping all over her head. The laughing moron tried to calm down, but it was just too funny. Audrey had enough of it and smacked Kellie with her scabbard.
THWAAAAACK!!!
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!" Kellie screeched.
The messenger sat there, watching. Never in his life had he seen a pair of friends like them. Sure demons beat on each other, but not friends. He grew uncomfortable then. If they beat on each other like that they must be worse on enemies. 'Good thing they're just ningen weaklings,' he thought trying to reassure himself.
The beat-down continued for some time. It ended as Kellie mumbled something about the new trout CD, making them both giggle.
(A/N: Yay for inside jokes!)
"Little messenger demon dude, can I call you Moshi?" Kellie asked out of the clear blue.
"Ummmmm...I guess so..." he said warily.
"Well, that's good. I was gonna call you that anyway," Kellie answered happily.
"So........where are you from? Who is your master dude? Is there any armies involved?" Audrey quickly asked.
"Ummm...Makai, obviously, Suppainiku, and yes, there is an army." Moshi answered.
"HOOORAY!!!" Audrey screamed.
"Audrey, did you take your medication today?" Kellie asked sweetly.
Audrey was then plagued by shifty eyes and concluded, "Maybe..."
(A/N: Now to a POV I haven't shown before!)
Elsewhere on this supremely crowded island, Konoyama and her (dun dun DUNNNN!!) army feasted on the bananas Kurama had pointed out. Well, all except for the rockish demons; they ate some uhhhh....dirt...yeah dirt!
(A/N: Yay for improvising!)
"Y'know, I heard that these yellow things are supposed to be a human delicacy," one army demon said.
"Yeah, the center is good.....but the skin tastes......odd....." his companion answered.
Konoyama and her second in command, Washitare, both sweat dropped. It was a miracle the makeshift army did so well on the battlefront. Common sense was in short supply, but their fighting skills made up for it all.
"IDIOTS! YOU PEEL THE SKIN OFF FIRST!" Konoyama shrieked. The rockish demons the tried to peel the skin off of the dirt with no success. The midget youkai sighed heavily and covered her face with her hands. Bending down, Washitare took her hands from her face and looked her in the eye.
"Don't let the stupidity get to you," he offered sagely.
Konoyama shook her head and smiled only partially. Washitare moved in, stealing a small kiss from her full lips. He stood and went over to his ishi-youkai. Kono's chocolate complexion burned a bright red for quite some time afterwards.
"Hey commander?" one of the ishi-youkai called out, "Where's our messenger?"
A large cloud of dust then hung over where Konoyama had fallen over. A huge vein was popping on her forehead as she gritted her teeth.
"You mean you don't know?" she asked angrily.
"Well, we didn't see him come back..." the rock demon said, cowering.
"Then let's go find him," she said between her teeth.
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Chibi Chibi: Well, TUO is sleeping now.....
TUO: ZzZzZzZz..._-_
Chibi Mini: So we'd like to thank in advance all who are going to review....*whispers*Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge!!
REVIEW!!!
Readers: IT'S THE APACOLYPSE!!!
-.-;; yes I know but I recently had help form one of my best friends, Audrey! She has helped me sooooooooo much and I must give her credit:
Thank you for letting me use your.....odd......dance in the last chapter and for helping me get over writers' block with your surplus of plot bunnies. They haunt me at night....
Anyways, after standing outside in a thunderstorm for 20 minute, I decided I should post today. Enjoy!
Warnings: Idiots, suggested shonen-ai, evilness to the poor messenger dude-
Messenger dude: T-T Your so hurtful Audrey!
Yeah, and on we go! ~~~~~~~~~Chapter 8—While you were out...~~~~~~~~~~
"AUDREY! QUIT FIGHTING WITH YUSUKE! I need to talk with you," Kellie shrieked.
Ali stopped and stomped over to Kellie. Losing the bet wasn't completely bad, but Kellie kept interrupting her fights!
"Now what do you want?" Audrey asked exasperated.
"I need to ask you a couple of things. First, how did you get here?" She questioned.
"Well, ummmm I kinda created a portal. See, I've been looking up teleportation spells and I found this great portal creator spell. So I tried it and it worked. Then I started practicing my teleportation; that's how I tripped Aunan. Afterwards I began long distance and picked up Mike. That's how we got to this world," The blonde droned.
"Ok then. Second, have you heard anything about my family?"
"What? Did your dad finally walk out or something?"
"No," Kellie said with a sad sigh, "but I got this note that said everyone was kidnapped."
Craaaaaaaaack! Everyone suddenly shut up and turned towards the brush that surrounded them. Labored breathing engulfed their now sensitive ears. They stayed tense for a few more dull moments until... Craaaaaaaaaaaaack! Cruuuuuunch! Squish! "Ew, I just stepped in something!"
Mike had begun to torch the shrubbery in the general direction when Hiei had snatched the intruder. The dried undergrowth burnt quickly and produced an awesome shadow affect on Hiei and the trespasser. The fire subsided as dirt was poured over it by the rest of the Reikai Tantei.
"Let go of me, you filthy midget!"
THWAP! Audrey's katana smacked the uninvited guest in the back of the head.
"Hey, Audrey?" Mike asked cautiously.
"Yes?" she inquired with a small spin in his direction.
"Isn't that the ----"Mike began before he was cut off.
"..thing that you were threatening earlier?" Kuwabara finished.
She looked back at the demon. Now that she thought about it, it was the stupid one she was about to kill earlier! Albeit he was sporting some new cuts and bruises, Audrey could see the stupidity in his eyes.
"Yeah, but his master obviously doesn't like that message I gave him!" she stated proudly.
The youkai messenger and Kellie now had super sweat drops. Kellie mumbled something about stupidity in numbers while Mike began to juggle. Well, it turns out Mike can't juggle very well...
"AAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! OH MY GOD IT BURNSSSSS!!!!!!" Mike screamed when he tripped and fell on his fireballs.
Mike jumped and flailed his arms. He ran around in circles for almost five minutes before anyone really cared. Everyone casually glared at him. The courier waved his hands a little and squirted Mike with water. "Hey!" Audrey yelped indignantly at the demon. "I was enjoying that! It was funny, and actually entertaining!"
The messenger just looked at her. "And I'm supposed to care?"
Audrey glared at it, making it cringe away in fright. The others backed up, knowing what was coming, and not wanting to get in the way. "Yes, you should. You really should." She suddenly looked thoughtful. "Although I guess it wouldn't matter. I'm going to kill you anyways!" She said the last part cheerfully, smiling happily.
"Uhh....Umm..." the demon stuttered, somehow suddenly just becoming aware that this was the girl who had strangled him earlier. 'Shit'
Audrey quickly drew her katana, and with speed that almost impressed even Hiei, almost sliced the demon neatly in half with one powerful downward sweep. Almost is the key word there. Kellie quickly stepped in front of the youkai herald. Audrey stopped just in time. The two girls had a stare- off, with Audrey winning in the end. Kellie lost because she laughed at Mike.
"If we want to find whoever is running things around here, we gotta keep him alive," Kellie whispered to Audrey.
Audrey sheathed her katana and glared at Kellie. Both had the glaring competition. If we could actually see it, there would be electricity sparking in the air. Mike wandered off, Kurama and Hiei went to do....something..., our favorite two idiots decided they wanted to get into a splashing fight so they ran to the beach.
"Where did everyone go?" Audrey asked, losing the contest.
"I betcha I know where Kurama and Hiei went," Kellie said with a smirk.
"SHUT UP! IT'S NOT TRUE! THEY'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS!" Audrey screamed.
Kellie doubled over in laughter at the outburst. Audrey had veins popping all over her head. The laughing moron tried to calm down, but it was just too funny. Audrey had enough of it and smacked Kellie with her scabbard.
THWAAAAACK!!!
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!" Kellie screeched.
The messenger sat there, watching. Never in his life had he seen a pair of friends like them. Sure demons beat on each other, but not friends. He grew uncomfortable then. If they beat on each other like that they must be worse on enemies. 'Good thing they're just ningen weaklings,' he thought trying to reassure himself.
The beat-down continued for some time. It ended as Kellie mumbled something about the new trout CD, making them both giggle.
(A/N: Yay for inside jokes!)
"Little messenger demon dude, can I call you Moshi?" Kellie asked out of the clear blue.
"Ummmmm...I guess so..." he said warily.
"Well, that's good. I was gonna call you that anyway," Kellie answered happily.
"So........where are you from? Who is your master dude? Is there any armies involved?" Audrey quickly asked.
"Ummm...Makai, obviously, Suppainiku, and yes, there is an army." Moshi answered.
"HOOORAY!!!" Audrey screamed.
"Audrey, did you take your medication today?" Kellie asked sweetly.
Audrey was then plagued by shifty eyes and concluded, "Maybe..."
(A/N: Now to a POV I haven't shown before!)
Elsewhere on this supremely crowded island, Konoyama and her (dun dun DUNNNN!!) army feasted on the bananas Kurama had pointed out. Well, all except for the rockish demons; they ate some uhhhh....dirt...yeah dirt!
(A/N: Yay for improvising!)
"Y'know, I heard that these yellow things are supposed to be a human delicacy," one army demon said.
"Yeah, the center is good.....but the skin tastes......odd....." his companion answered.
Konoyama and her second in command, Washitare, both sweat dropped. It was a miracle the makeshift army did so well on the battlefront. Common sense was in short supply, but their fighting skills made up for it all.
"IDIOTS! YOU PEEL THE SKIN OFF FIRST!" Konoyama shrieked. The rockish demons the tried to peel the skin off of the dirt with no success. The midget youkai sighed heavily and covered her face with her hands. Bending down, Washitare took her hands from her face and looked her in the eye.
"Don't let the stupidity get to you," he offered sagely.
Konoyama shook her head and smiled only partially. Washitare moved in, stealing a small kiss from her full lips. He stood and went over to his ishi-youkai. Kono's chocolate complexion burned a bright red for quite some time afterwards.
"Hey commander?" one of the ishi-youkai called out, "Where's our messenger?"
A large cloud of dust then hung over where Konoyama had fallen over. A huge vein was popping on her forehead as she gritted her teeth.
"You mean you don't know?" she asked angrily.
"Well, we didn't see him come back..." the rock demon said, cowering.
"Then let's go find him," she said between her teeth.
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Chibi Chibi: Well, TUO is sleeping now.....
TUO: ZzZzZzZz..._-_
Chibi Mini: So we'd like to thank in advance all who are going to review....*whispers*Hint hint wink wink nudge nudge!!
REVIEW!!!