Hello Everyone! I can't believe I'm finally posting. I feel like such a lazy ass...what am I saying? I AM A LAZY ASS! Now I tell you the words of the book of the Disclaimer:

Yu Yu Hakusho shall never belong to TUO, but she may keep Cratio.

And now, on to the story!

Back with the girls, Moshi sat in amusement as Kellie shoved a couple of pills down Audrey's throat. She writhed, trying to escape from the evil medication. Fortunately (or not), Kellie had enough weight for the both of them so she could sustain the other girl. After Audrey took hers reluctantly, Kellie secretly popped a few of Audrey's pills in her own mouth.

"Goodbye...cruel...leg" Kellie mumbled as she fell asleep.

"DAMNIT! SHE ATE MY PILLS!" Audrey screamed.

Audrey then began to beat her, even though she was sleeping. Kellie didn't budge for a second, she just kept sleeping. Finally getting bored, Audrey kicked her in the side and sat next to a tree.

"I really don't want to know what that was all about," Moshi mumbled.

"She ate my pills! They make me sleep...sometimes...so she's gonna be out cold for a while."

Moshi nodded, not quite understanding the whole "pills" idea. He sat there thinking of what he should do while Audrey drew pictures in the dirt. Mike wandered back in and sat next to Kellie, whose right leg was twitching madly. So madly, in fact, that she ended up kicking Mike in the shin. He scooted farther away and lay on the ground. Kellie rolled over and hugged him, and mumbled the name Sphen.

Mike looked jealous for a split second and tried to move away. Unfortunately, Kellie dug her finger nails into him when he tried. Mike sat there thinking for a minute or so before he had an idea. He slipped out of his shirt and backed off a few feet, leaving Kellie to clutch the shirt as she rolled over again.

"What the hell are you doing?" Audrey asked as she saw Mike without his shirt and Kellie snuggling it like a stuffed animal.

"Believe me, you don't want to know."

"I'll take your word for it," Audrey said as she went back to drawing.

Mike, deciding it was better not to get close, went off once more. Trotting off, he searched for Yusuke and Kuwabara. His quest ended at the beach, where Kuwabara and Yusuke were no longer in the water. Actually, they were pelting each other with rocks and seaweed and such.

"Guys? Guuuuys? HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!" Mike bellowed.

Kuwabara looked over to him, which lead to him being hit with seaweed again by Yusuke. He just picked it off and flung it back. Due to Yusuke's laughter, the ocean plant landed smack dab in the middle of his mouth. Gagging, Yusuke began to threaten the big goof within an inch of his life.

"DAMN IT! PAY ATTENTION!" Mike screamed.

Yusuke and Kuwabara backed away from each other resentfully, and turned toward the screaming idiot.

"Where's your shirt, man?" Kuwabara asked.

"Why do you think I've been screaming at you?! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

"Spirit Detectives to the rescue again," Yusuke stated with a sigh, "how may we help you?"

Mike looked at his feet and burned bright red. He mumbled something that the two couldn't understand and dug his feet in the sand. The spirit secretary (A.K.A. Kuwabara) looked baffled while Yusuke began to crack up.

"She...HAHAHA! Has your...HAHAHA! Shirt?!" he chortled.

Kuwabara soon joined in the infectious laughter. The two were doubling over as Mike boiled in rage.

"It's not my fault she's an evil sleeper! I swear to God she was gonna kill me!" Mike defended.

"Oh no! Kellie's going to take our shirts as she sleeps!" Kuwabara snickered.

"Yeah! Next thing you know, she's gonna steal Hiei's belts!" Yusuke chortled.

"I wouldn't put it past her," Mike muttered under his breath.

Once they had calmed down, the shirtless one led them to the scene. Kellie had rolled over again, and had begun to gnaw on the shirt. For a second she nuzzled it but then started to chew it again. Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at each other knowingly and snickered.

"Would you just get my shirt back?" Mike said with a roll of his eyes.

The dynamic duo cooked up a plan and set into action. Yusuke crept over and pried her away from the shirt for a second. Then Kuwabara summoned something like spirit tongs and pulled the shirt from her grasp. He promptly handed it to Mike, trying to avoid the drools stain on the sleeve.

Mike slipped his shirt back on and all was fine until...

"Has anyone fed Cratio?" Kellie asked, still half asleep. (Pronounced Cray-she-o)

"Who..."

"...the hell..."

"...is..."

"...Cratio?" Everyone asked.

Kellie, still half conscious, answered, "My dad's pet shark...don't you remember?"

Mike looked over at Audrey, who then looked back at him. It suddenly dawned on her what she meant. Smirking, she went over and woke Kellie, none too gently. The nutcase bolted up and looked around. She sighed a sigh of relief.

"I had the weirdest dream! First, I was eating a cake that tasted like cheap cologne. Then the cake turned into a dragon and burnt me. Finally, the dragon became Audrey and she was stealing my shiny!"

"What does that have to do with Cratio?" Kurama enquired.

"What in the world are you talking bout?" The ever-drowsy blonde asked.

Audrey laughed and walked over to him, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Believe me, it's a long story."

Kurama lost hope on ever finding out about this "Cratio" story. He turned back to the double trouble team, he looked a bit curious. Kellie had a dazed look around her and had also begun to drool. Audrey smacked Kellie, demanding to know what she was thinking.

Kurama scooted next to Hiei and leaned down to whisper, "What's she thinking about Hiei?"

Hiei nodded in response and removed his headband carefully. The Jagan glowed as he peered into her thoughts. He probed slightly in the mess of notions. He came across her current one and quickly pulled out. His eyes were as wide as saucers.

"Hiei, what is it?" Kurama asked worriedly.

Hiei, coming back to his senses, glimpsed up at the fox's face. As soon as he did, he regretted it. His cheeks burned bright red. Regaining his composure, he simply answered "Hn."

Deciding it was best to leave Hiei in this state of shock, Kurama wandered over to Audrey, who was currently trying to figure out why she was thinking of so vividly.

"C'mon Kellie! I know you aren't thinking of FAKE, you'd be manically smirking if you were. What are you imagining?!"

Tapping his finger on his chin, Mike came up with an idea that might bring her back. He called over Kurama and whispered his plan into the youko's ear. He stuttered in protest, which ended up being futile.

"It's either that or have Kuwabara make out with Yusuke."

"I vote Yusuke and Kuwabara," Hiei stated monotonously.

Kurama looked over at the icy fire demon. He was still tinged red, and so was Kurama thanks to the idea. They both glared at Mike and then looked at each other nervously.

"Oh, alright. We'll do it." Kurama said finally giving in.

Mike, deciding it was best for his sanity, ushered Yusuke, Kuwabara, and himself away for the upcoming scene. Audrey just walked into the bushes and secretly set up a video camera. 'Maybe I can trade this for something' Audrey pondered. She pushed the record button and waited.

"You could just smack her you know," Hiei pouted.

"Well, I don't think that would accomplish anything," Kurama told him.

Both demons looked nervously at each other, then to the drooling girl, and back to them.

"Just a quick peck, got it?" Hiei confirmed.

Kurama nodded curtly and began to lean in. Hiei stood on his tip-toes as Kurama leaned down. Things went according to plan, just a small peck on Hiei's luscious lips, until Youko figured out what was happening.

'Thanks Shu-chan,' he whispered with a smirk.

Youko took over Kurama's consciousness, causing small streaks of white to appear in the fiery red mane. He moved his hands quickly and carefully; one Hiei's waist, the other in his hair so he couldn't escape. The fox's tongue ran over the little Koorime's bottom lip, sending shivers up his spine and causing his eyes to fly open. He struggled to break free, only to be pulled tighter against Kurama's lithe form. The fox youkai took advantage of the other's surprise and slipped his tongue inside. Hiei fought back momentarily, but seeing as he had no idea what was going on he gave up. They both broke free for air soon afterwards.

'Good luck little Shuichi' Youko whispered once more while giving back the boy his mind.

Kurama came back to his senses and saw what he dreamed of. There was Hiei wrapped in his arms. Hiei glared up at him and he quickly pulled away. Hiei disappeared into the brush, leaving a disappointed Kurama.

Of course, this had woken up Kellie. She secretly decided that it was much better live than it was in her imagination. She scrambled over to Audrey and saw the video camera. Audrey pushed the stop button as Kellie smirked at her.

"Somehow 'I told you so' doesn't quite cover it," she said malevolently.

Ok, finally done! I've been wanting to put in something like that for over 8 chapters! Personally, I think it could be done better by another author but TOUGH FUCKING LUCK! Ha-ha! I like doing that to myself. So review and tell me what you think!