I haven't updated in like, forever. Sorry about that. I had some writer's block for this chapter. I hope you can forgive me for always having it. But this chapter is funny.
I'm sorry that it is short. But I mean I'm not making the plane ride ten pages. I couldn't make it that long. I don't think I could at least. Thanks for all the reviews. I'm glad you people like it! The only thing left to do on my list it go back and fix all the mistakes...yea. :: not ::
I have like a SEVERE case of writer's block. Please forgive me for the sucky chapter. But I do say it is a funny chapter.
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Disclaimer: Kagome do I own you or anyone else? No? Oh...
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Unsuspecting Love
Chapter 11
Plane Ride
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"Hurry up you guys!" Kagome yelled with a frustrated look. We are boarding now! Do you want to miss the plane, as I sure don't!" Everyone watched as Kagome paced around, today was just not her day.
"Kagome," said Sango.
"Not right now! I'm having enough trouble thinking of why I decided to come anyway! I can't believe Sesshomaru isn't here yet! I can't believe he is late! Of all the people!"
"Kagome..."
"Give me a minute Sango! I just can't believe him! How can he be late?! Usually he is always here on time! I'm going to go crazy if he doesn't get here soon!"
"Kagome..."
"WHAT?!"
"Sesshomaru is right here," she said pointing to her left.
"Oh...why did you take so long to get here?! I thought you were the one to be here early?! I guess your reputation is lost! You are late! Now we are going to miss the plane because of you!"
"Kagome..."
"What this time Sango?! If you didn't notice all your blabbering is going to make us miss the PLANE!"
"Kagome, I think their getting ready to leave," she said.
"Why didn't you tell me before?! Let's go!" Everyone sweat dropped. I guess they were right. Kagome was scary when she was mad. She pulled them along. (A/N: This is how they are seated on the plane. S-I-K on one side. Next to them is M-S-R. Just thought you needed to know that.)
"Make sure your tray tables and seats are in their upright positions," a plane attendant said. After we are in the air you may put them down." (A/N: I hate those boring talks about this and that. Plane rides bore me.)
"I'm surprised you were invited, Sesshomaru."
"I'm am more surprised than you."
"They asked me first!"
"Actually they asked Miroku first."
"How did you know?!"
"They told me."
"Feh. At least I have a..."
Kagome was getting a headache already. It has only been five minutes since they took off and they were already fighting. Kami-sama only knows when they will stop. She hoped it was soon.
"Father entrusted me with a powerful sword. Unlike you. I got a sword that can fight. Ha, beat that!"
"He only gave it to you as he knew you are weak. He had to give you something to protect yourself."
"Yeah right. Then why did he give you a sword that can only heal?"
"Because he knew I could protect myself. Unlike you little brother."
"He gave me the more powerful sword because he knew I was stronger. So only I can wield it."
"He gave it to you because you're weak. Only a weakling would get a sword so powerful."
"If it's so powerful why did I get it? Because father knew I could handle it."
"Like I couldn't? He..."
"YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!"
: : Ten Minutes Later : :
"Your mom was so fat she couldn't fit through the door," Inuaysha said.
"How could you know, you never met her?"
"She died because she got caught in a door."
"Your mom is so stupid she didn't know which door to go through so she went through the wall."
"Your mom is so stupid she got lost in the bathroom!"
"Your mom is so stupid she jumped out the window of a fifty story building."
"IF YOU TWO DON'T SHUTUP I'M GOING TO HROW YOU GUYS OUT THE WINDOW!" Kagome threatened. They both shut up. 'Peace and quiet at last.'
"At least I was invited second."
"INUYASHA!"
"Sango you have a very nice..."
"Shut it."
"All I wanted to say was that you have a very nice..."
"Shut it!"
"But."
She glared at him. He knew that he was in for it if he tried anything 'perverted'. He placed his hands on the tray table in front of him. Then the lady attendants came down with some drinks.
"What will you have sir?" the attendant asked as she bent over to give him his party mix.
"Will you have the honor of bearing my children?"
Sango hit him on the head. "He'll have water." She nodded as her blush faded. "Miroku! You shouldn't ask people that. They need to work. Otherwise this plane might crash!"
"Sango let's play a game!" Rin suggested.
"Okay."
"Rock paper scissors!"
Rock, paper, scissors...one, two, three...
"Rock beats scissors, ha I win!" Sango cheered in triumph.
"You cheated!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
: : THUD : :
"PERVERT!"
"It's the hand, It's cursed," Miroku said pointing to the hand. Well he tried to, he was still trying to see straight as the throbbing from his head.
"It's not cursed, your the cursed one," Sango proclaimed.
Glare.
Glare back.
"Inuyasha, Sesshomaru. Would you both kindly, STOP FIGHTING AND SHUT UP!"
"We weren't fighting, we were glaring," Sesshomaru simply stated. Anger filled her. Being by these two brothers was worse then, anything! She got up.
"Where you going?" Inuyasha asked.
"I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM STUPID!" She stormed off leaving two stunned brothers. They only blinked. They were both taken aback by her sudden outburst. Soon after she left they went back to doing what they do the best, arguing.
"I have to tell you a secret," Inuyasha smirked. Your brain ran away once it learned your stupid." He started to crack up. Sesshomaru only stared blankly at his brother and his insignificance.
"Only someone as stupid as you with such bad vocabulary would say something like that," he stated.
"Bad vocabulary. Ha!"
"I don't see that funny dear little brother."
"You're the one who talks like you're the all powerful."
"I am."
"Who says so, Kami-sama."
"Who's taking over Fathers Company?"
"You."
"Now who's the smarter one?"
"He's only giving it to you as he thinks you should be sheltered up all your life."
"No, I'm the more responsible one. If he gave you the company to run it would surely be dead after day two." Inuyasha growled. Was his half-brother going to pay now.
Kagome got back and sat down. She was happy that they weren't fighting. The she noticed an old guy was next to her. "AHHH!"
"Kagome, you're in the wrong seat," Inuyasha said stifling a laugh.
"I knew that. I was just about to return to my seat."
"Please sit down in you seats as we will be arriving at your destination shortly," an attendant said.
-= Later at the Hotel =-
"We'll unpack and then let the fun begin," Kagome said. Everyone nodded.
I know that chapter was short and it kind of sucked. But I needed to get that down. I hope you thought it was funny! I don't have time for review responses, but I am all-glad that you reviewed. Without guys I might not have gotten this far.
I had to put the part up about the wrong seat. That happened to me before. It's really embaressing.
I might not update as soon as I usually would as I have to go to my grandmas for a week next week. Please forgive me!
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