Isilhen:  Yeah, when you let Moon's real name out, I'll change it in the first chapter, and wherever else I will have made reference to her.  Hurry and update Fangirls Anonymous!  I'm dying to read more!

Stroodle: Oh! I've gone up to a 10/10!  Maybe this chapter will earn a 11.5/10!  Lol.

Okami Red:  That's so funny that you have a Faramir obsessed aunt!  Maybe you should print out this story for her to read…that would be…well, I don't know how that would end up.  I don't know your aunt.  Oh well.

xLOTUSx:  Yay!  Another reader!  An application you ask for!  Hmmm…I'll see about that.  I could email one to you.  And to anyone else who would like one.  And it will even be the new and improved application!

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"Hello?  Altheia with the Fan-Girl Conversion Society speaking.  Who is this?"

"'Theia, this is Darron down at the ACC.  We are having some problems with #5R1M6B.  If you could, please come down and help us."

"Sure, what kind of problems are you having with her?"

"Just come see for yourself."  Darron hung up.

Oh, lord!  What has she gotten herself into? Altheia thought, and I thought things were going so well yesterday!

She walked down to the center nervously, worrying about what Rachel could have done.  But all her worrying thoughts we nothing compared to the truth.

For there, in the lobby of the Applicant Care Center, was Rachel, on the ground with another girl pinned down beneath her, screaming "You blue-eyed whore!  I'll rip every friggin strand of hair out of your head for that!  Who gave you this perm anyway?  You hair is nothing but frizz!  You'll probably look better without it!"

With the last words, Rachel grabbed a handful of the other girl's hair.  "Rachel!" Altheia yelled, "Let go!

Rachel tightened her grasp on the girl's hair.  "Go ahead!" the girl screamed back, "Rip it out, skank!  I just pull these oversized hoops right out of your oversized ears!"

The girl reached up and took hold of one Rachel's hoop earrings.  Then, just as Rachel was about to yank the girl's hair out, the girl rolled over fast and slammed Rachel's head against the floor with a sickening thud.

Altheia was terrified.  Another F.G.C.S. agent, Lucina, walked into the room.  "Anna!" she cried, "Get off the girl!"

"Girl's!  Please!  Stop!"  Altheia yelled.

"Oh!" the girl, apparently Anna, shouted, "We're not just girls!  We're so much more than that!  We're fangirls!"

Altheia and Lucina walked over to where the girls were, Anna furiously slamming Rachel's head against the floor a number of times.  Lucina began trying to pull Anna off Rachel, and Altheia began trying to pull Rachel out from under Anna.  They both succeeded.

"I'm so sorry about this!" Lucina apologized.

"No need to apologize, Rachel had Anna pinned to the floor ready to yank her hair out when I arrived."

"Rachel?" Lucina asked, "How long have you had her?"

"About two days."

"And is Rachel her real name?"

"Yeah."

"Wow."

"You called yours 'Anna'.  Isn't that her real name?"

"No," Lucina sighed, "I've had her for a month and I still can't get her real name.  'Anna' is short for Angalinananda Julienne Brandytook."

"Oh, dear."

"Yeah."

Altheia turned to Rachel, she was a mess.  Her hair fell tangled around her face.  Her face was extremely flushed and apparently had been slapped more than once, slapped hard.  Anna was in no better condition.  Altheia looked at her, she was obviously a Frodo fangirl.  Her hair was brown, obviously dyed as she had blonde roots, and permed.  Altheia had to agree with Rachel, it wasn't a very good perm.  Anna was wearing a loose pink t-shirt the said "I survived a hike from the Shire to Mt. Doom and back, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!" with the baggiest jeans Altheia had ever seen on a girl.  In her eyes were blue contacts, obvious against her naturally brown eyes.  She wore a One Ring replica around her neck, and to top it all off, she was barefoot.

Altheia turned to Rachel, "Dear," she said, "Come with me.  We have a lot to talk about."

As they turned to leave the room Darron said, "And that's why we don't give the girls roommates!"

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Well, I hoped you liked it!  Mind you it was the first chick-fight I've ever written.  And though I am a slight Frodo fangirl, I am in no way basing Anna off of me.  Please review!

~*~flor~*~