Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Cruel Intentions or their related characters. They belong to J.K. Rowling and Choderlos De Laclos the author of Les Liaisons Dangereuses from which the movie Cruel Intentions was based on. Please don't sue me, especially if this turns out to be a sucky story.
Summary: Draco is the sexual terror of Hogwarts - he can have any girl he wants at will. Anyone except his step-sister, Pansy, that is. Bored with so many easy conquests, he sets a challenge for himself – Hermione Granger, a "paradigm of chastity and virtue" who has vowed to remain a virgin until she finds true love. Draco makes a bet with Pansy that he can seduce Hermione. If he fails, Pansy gets his sports car. If he succeeds, he gets a night with her. At first, Draco seems to have no chance, but, through a series of lies and manipulations, he softens Hermione's reserve. Meanwhile, to help Pansy gain revenge on an ex-boyfriend, he agrees to bed the object of that boy's affection - a socially-inept and sexually naïve girl named Ginny
P.S - Sorry About The Funny Format, It's Too Complicated To Fix, So I'm Just Leaving It
EXT. LONDON SKYLINE - DAY
We circle around London moving closer and
closer till we're looking down on Fifth Avenue. As the
melody continues to play we MOVE towards a building and ZOOM
into a window.INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - DAY
A fifty-year old female therapist (DR. BROWN) sits at
her desk, frowning as she takes notes. Books of Jung and
Freud line the shelves.
A young man (DRACO MALFOY) sits in a chair in front
of her looking impatient.
The therapist continues to write notes.
DR. BROWN
Jesus. We've been at this for six
months.
DRACO
I know.
DR. BROWN
And you haven't made an ounce of
progress.
DRACO
I know.
Draco takes out a cigarette.
DR. BROWN
(not looking up)
There's no smoking in my office.
Draco sneers at her then puts the cigarette away. Dr.
Brown finishes her notes and looks up at him, shaking
her head.
Dr. Brown shakes her head and takes notes.
DRACO (cont'd)
DRACO
What do you want me to say? That I'm
supposed to feel remorse because I act
the way I do? The truth is I don't.
Look, I'm not like all the other kids
at school. I don't care about book
reports and extra-credit. Teachers
are idiots anyway. The only challenge
out there for me is women. You see a
girl you like. You pursue them. You
conquer. You move on. It's exciting.
DR. BROWN
But you said you have the worst
reputation.
DRACO
I do.
DR. BROWN
Don't you want to change that?
DRACO
Let me tell you something, doctor.
Chicks love a guy with a bad rap.
They say they don't, but they don't
mean it. They all think that they're
the ones that are going to "save me."
The trick is to let them think it's
true.
DR. BROWN
I think that's all the time we have
for today.
DRACO
Same time next week?
DR. BROWN
No. This is going to be our last
session.
DRACO
Why? I like spending time with you.
You know, you're quite attractive for
a woman your age. You have killer legs.
Killer.
DR. BROWN
This isn't a joke. Your parents spend a
lot of money to send you here. I'm
trying to help you.
DRACO
Don't be insecure, Doc. You're a big
help.
DR. BROWN
You think you can come in here with that
cute little smirk on your face and try
and flirt with me. It doesn't work,
Draco.
DRACO
It works a little.
DR. BROWN
No it doesn't. I see right through you.
DRACO
You do?
DR. BROWN
I hope for your sake you grow out of
this immature phase. It's going to get
you into trouble.
DRACO
Well, you don't have to get nasty about
it.
Draco approaches a photo on her desk and picks it up.
DR. BROWN
My daughter, Lavender.
DRACO
Yummy.
DR. BROWN
Don't even think about it. Lavender is an exceptionally well-rounded young
woman, who plans on becoming head girl this fall, if things go her way of course. There are others 7th years going for the title. She's way too smart to fall for your line of b.s.
DRACO
Really? Care to make a wager on that?
DR. BROWN
Good luck, Draco.
DRACO
What, nervous I'm going to win?
DR. BROWN
Would you please leave.
Draco puts on his glasses and leaves.
DR. BROWN (cont'd)
Asshole.
The doctor stews for a moment, then reaches into her
desk, sifts through some papers where she finds a pack of
Camels and lights one up. She looks at the photo
of her daughter, then hits the speaker phone and dials.
DR. BROWN (cont'd)
Lavender, it's mom.
INTERCUT WITH:
INT. LAVENDER'S BEDROOM - DAY
LAVENDER, Doctor Brown's daughter sits at her desk,
crying while holding the phone.
LAVENDER
Hi, mom.
DR. BROWN
Honey, is something wrong?
Lavender cries for a moment.
LAVENDER
He told me he loved me and I believed
him.
DR. BROWN
Who told you?
LAVENDER
You don't know him. I'm so stupid.
She continues to cry.
DR. BROWN
Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep
breath, and step out of the circle.
LAVENDER
Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit,
mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.
WE PAN OVER TO HER COMPUTER CONSOLE. CLOSE ON: COMPUTER
MONITOR - A nudie web-sight. The title reads "More Like Gryffinwhore." Beneath the caption is a photo of Lavender tied to
a bed and smiling with a Gryffindore banner covering her
privates.
DR. BROWN
What kind of pictures?
LAVENDER
Nudie pictures, what do you think?
DR. BROWN
Jesus Christ, how can you be so
stupid?
LAVENDER
I don't know. He was just so charming.
All he did was talk about how I had
killer legs and how we wanted to
photograph them. Things just got out
of hand from there.
(she hears the phone drop)
Mom? Are you there? Mom?
(screaming)
Mother!!!!
INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE BUILDING - HALLWAY - DAY
Doctor Brown bolts out of her office and spots
Draco standing in the elevator.
DR. BROWN
You son of a bitch.
Doctor Brown races down the hall pushing several
people out of her way. Draco stares at her
expressionless as the elevator doors close.
DR. BROWN (cont'd)
You're gonna pay for this you little
shit. You hear me.
A DENTIST peers outside of his office to see what's
going on. He exchanges looks with Doctor Brown.
He gasps.
EXT. MALFOY TOWNHOUSE - DAY
A METER MAID is writing a ticket on a car when a Porsche
DR. BROWN (cont'd)
Fuck off, Harold.
pulls up in front of the townhouse and parks in a red
zone. Draco steps out of the car and walks up the
steps to the townhouse.
METER MAID
You can't park there.
Draco turns to her and sneers. He takes out a handful of
money and shoves it in her breast pocket before entering
the townhouse.