Baby Bottle

A/N: Sorry 'bout that first chapter, the stars around the actions didn't show up...

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Chapter 2

-Ron's Wish-

-Ron walks up next to Harry, who is still feeling his new breasts-

Ron: -pokes Harry's boobs-

Harry: -growls and tries to bite Ron-

Ron: -backs away and stands next to Hermione-

Ron: -looks at Hermione, who is also feeling her boobs-

Ron: Uh, Hermione? What are you doing?

Hermione: -Continues rubbing- I'm pregnant!

Ron: -backs away- Who's the father?! And... -moves her hands from her boobs to her stomach-

Hermione: -looks at her hands- Oh, that's a refief! I thought I was having twins and those two were... well... -cough- anyway, the father is... Snape, I think.

Ron: -chokes- SNAPE?!

Hermione: -rubs chin- Or, it could be Dumbledore... or perhaps Flitwick... or-

Ron: -falls down- -walks away- -walks into the Great Hall-

Ron: -sits next to Harry- Hermione's pregnant!

Harry: I know. I think it's Snape. Or, it could be Dumbledore... or perhaps Flitwick... or-

Ron: NEVERMIND! –picks up watterbottle- -takes a drink-

Watterbottle: Once again, we meet.

Ron: WOW! A TALKING WATTERBOTTLE!

Watterbottle: -bites Ron- DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?!

Ron: No.

Watterbottle: Well, then nevermind. Your very talented sucking –Harry chuckles- earns you one wish.

Ron: WOW! A free wish... maybe I should get chicken...

Harry: -hits Ron upside the head-

Ron: OW! No wait, that gives me an idea! I WISH THAT HERMIONE'S BABY IS AN EXACT REPLICA OF ME!

Neville: You mean a clone?

Ron: Ice cream cone?! WHERE?!

Watterbottle: Done! –dildo wand makes poofing sounds- Now I'll leave. –grabs mini suitcase and walks away-

Ron: BYE! –whispers to Harry- Who was he?

Ron: -moves next to Hermione- So, when ya gonna have my clone?

Hermione: Ya know... I DON'T know... I found out about 9 months ago...

-baby falls out of Hermione's skirt-

Hermione: Well, that solves that.

Ron: -grabs baby and gives it steroids-

Clone Ron: I AM FREE! Wait, who are you? Are you a mirror? STOP MOCKING ME! –pokes Ron in the eye-

Ron: Nice.

-A few months later-

Ron: NEVILLE, IT'S ONLY 700 POUNDS! GET IT HERE!

CR: MUAHAHAHA!

Ron: Let's conquer the west next!

Hermione: -another baby falls out of her skirt-

A/N: PLEASE review! I won't post the next chapter without reviews!