Baby Bottle

Chapter 3

"Hermione's Wish"

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Hermione: -holding her new, 2nd baby- It's time for your feeding! –picks up bottle-

Baby: Fluck ooh! Booo!

Hermione: -holds up bottle- See? It's yummy milk! –takes a sip to show baby-

Watterbottle: Ah, yes. The last of the three main characters.

Hermione: Aaaah! Possessed watterbottle! –drops it-

Watterbottle: No you dimwit. I'm a good, magical watterbottle.

Hermione: Oh. AAH! GOOD MAGICAL WATTERBOTTLE!

Watterbottle: Shut up! And now... finally... a GIRL to suck me...

Hermione: -faints and stands back up-

Watterbottle: -cough- So, anyway... now you get one wish. Like Ron and Harry.

Hermione: Like who?

Watterbottle: -hits self on head- NEVERMIND! MAKE A FISKING WISH!

Hermione: Well, I am sick of hearing these DUMB CRYING BABIES! –throws baby into the refrigorator- I need a better sound to hear than whining... I know!

I WISH EVERYONE SANG ABOUT ME WHEN I WALK NEAR THEM!

Watterbottle: -pulls out condom covered dildo wand- um, wait... -takes condom off and throws it at unconsious baby- -waves and poofs wand-

Hermione: COOL! Did it work?

Watterbottle: I dunno... since I'd be FORCED to sing when you walk past me, try it!

Harmione: Okay! –walks past Watterbottle-

Watterbottle: -singing- You look like a pig!

Hermione: WHAT?!

Watterbottle: Sorry, I couldn't control my lips! Try it again.

Hermione: -walks past Watterbottle again-

Watterbottle: -singing- You're ungly, ding ding!

Hermione: -chokes Watterbottle-

Watterbottle: -between gasping breaths- Your boobs are too small,

You look like you should have balls

The hair on your lip

Makes me so very sick-

Hermione: -steps on watterbottle and walks out-

Watterbottle: So kill me dilly philly.... Aw, who cares...

-LATER, IN THE HALLS OF HOGWRTS-

Hermione: -walking down the hall-

Draco: Dumb dumb dumb dumb!

Crabbe: That is what you are!

Goyle: DUMB DUMB, DUMB DUMB!

Parvati: Pig snout is your nose!

Lavender: You're dirty, spray you with a hose!

All: LET'S BURN HER DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Hermione: BUSNERO DALIENDO! –school starts on fire- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –coughs up hairball- Ow...

Everyone: -running in circles- She made us all burn! Now it's her turn! When will she learn?

Draco: I see her all day,

And all I can say

I am sick

I cut off my dick

Cause she sucked it

Last night in the dumgeon....

Hermione: -stabs Draco-

Draco: -dying- thank you

Thank you

This life with her is poo....

Harry: -walks out of Potions classroom- Hermione, what.... –strange expression- All her hair's on her back, school won't she slack, die die die die, then cut her up to 3 of a slice, face like a pie, vagina, must die...

Hermione: -collapses-

Watterbottle: -still scrunced from when Hermione stepped on it- WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Harry: -still singing- Her small stupid mind her face of slime set Hogwarts on fire You're fired!

Watterbottle: -stare- What the heck does that mean?

Harry: -snaps out of it- Nevermind.

Hermione: I know how to put the fire out!

Harry: Why do you wanna put it out if you started it?

Hermione: Cause... well.... I'm.... star... er... hero... well, shut up.

Hermione: I'm still nursing my new baby, so.... –pulls out boobs and puts out the fire by spraying it with milk- TA DA!

A/N: Yes, very stupid. REVIEW!