Kero's Problem

"*sniff sniff* I can't believe this…Why didn't I do it! I had the chance. She was my only true love and I blew it! She was so fine and delicate and petite. Tomoyo always has the best taste in finding them. Oh Kami she was so sweet. Kami why didn't I do it when we were alone? Why? Touya finally left the room leaving me and my love all alone. It was so cozy in the room I watched her sit there, all alone.

And then he came in and took her away! *starts crying* He stole her away from me! *cries even more*

Oh why did he have to eat the last pastry!!!!!!!"

Tisk, tisk, tisk, typical Kero and pastries, that's probably the only thing he will ever love…besides video games.

By the way, it's really important that you read the authors note, it appears that some people have not, and supposedly thought this was an actual story, all it is, is a bunch of mini humorous fics put into ONE story NOT jokes *well sorta* and certainly not a story, clear? Good. Well I hope you enjoyed those, I'll update real soon!