Guy: *whispers something to me*
Me: o_o... crap...
Guy: *whisper's something else*
Me: O_O... oh, wow
Sorry about that very long leave of absence, errrrr... DON'T KILL ME!!! *Runs
off*
Guy: I just told him he can play video games Thursday, but only if he buys
me some gum, and that I didn't like chickens...
Yep, stupid joke, I know, don't mind the bad language from the bad guys, I
think they can because there evil ^_^...
Note: this won't even be on topic, I'll start the regular story again
tomorrow... This is also my way of blowing off steam, BY KILLING EVERYONE!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Also, I decided to do this in script form, because
I'm bored *turns into a board* NOT THAT TYPE OF BOARD!!!
Another note: []-_-[]= listening to music on head phones... []^_^[] = I like
the song that I'm listening to
Dr Eggman: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! NOW WITH ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS I CAN KILL
PEOPLE!!! ^_^ I like fanaticizing ^_^
Fire Lizard: -_-, *puts on head phones*... []-_-[], There now I cant here
your stupid imaginary things.
Dr: OHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT MUSIC ARE YOU LISTENING TO?!?
Fire Lizard: It's from an Industrial group I like to call SHUT THE HELL
UP!!!
Dr: COOL! I LIKE THEM!!! ^_^ *Starts listening to SHUT THE HELL UP over the
speaker system*
Fire Lizard: oh, so there is a group called that, well then *dumps water on
the computer console controlling all of the audio*... that should emphasize
my point ^_^
Dr: -_-, you're no fun...
Else where
Shadow: I SHALL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR GUTS!!!
Sonic: ok, but put a little more emphasis into it...
Reader: O_O... WHAT THE **** IS THAT FOR?!?
Shadow: I'm practicing for a play, ^_^ *stabs Sonic in the back, literally*
Tails: WHAT WAS THAT FOR O_O!!!
Shadow: I felt like it ^_^
Tails: I'LL KILL YOU!!! *Takes out very large gun*
Shadow: O_O
Reader: O_O!
Tails: DIE *shoots*
Reader: -._.-... I liked Shadow...
Me: fine, fine *gives Shadow a Chaos emerald*
Shadow: Thanx, CHAOS CONTROL!!! *Does chaos control, turns bullet around
and chucks it at tales, then glues his feet to the floor ^_^*
Me: YOU WERNT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!
Shadow: Why not?!?
Me: *takes out very, very large gun*
Shadow: O_O; *hides behind metal sonic*
Metal Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: hu? Oh well, better then nothing, ok, maybe not, but still *shoots
Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *takes out small, comical, wooden shield*
Shadow: *does tap dance out of scene*
Maria: I NEVER LIKED YOU!!! *starts choking Shadow*
Reader: HOW DARE YOU! *Starts choking Maria*
Gorge: O_O, there are major problems with this story line...
Me: oh well, *takes out flame-thrower and kills Gorge*
Cream: LALALALALALALALA!!! *Stop acting stupid Cream 2* NO!!! NOW YOU SHALL
DIE!!! o_o; *starts choking self* GO TO **** (a/n, I bleeped that, because
cream 2 is just insane, not bad...) if I go to ****, you do to... O_O!!! -_-
NOOOOOOO!!! -_- *Stops choking self*
(another a/n, you can tell the 2 creams apart because 1 talks in CAPS and
the other doesn't... and if you're wondering, I made Cream Skitzofranic...)
Cream: I'M REGULAR WHEN I GO TO THE BATHROOM!!! I have to agree, I would
know...
Reader: O_O!!!
Me: skitzofrania means that you have 2 personalities -_-...
Shadow []-_-[]
Cream: OH. Oh.
Big: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm constipated ^_^!!!
Amy: that's not a good thing, big...
Dr: -_-
Reader: WAIT!!! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!!
Dr: I don't know, I just got board *turns into a large woodn board*
Dr: NOT WHAT I MEAN!!!
Reader: HAHA!!!
Me: IM TRIGGER HAPPY!!! *Starts shooting everyone*
Everyone: STOP SHOOTING AT ME!!!
Shadow: glad I'm not Everyone
Anyone: that was a stupid joke... -_-
Me: DIE!!! *Shoots and kills anyone*... AND YOUR NEXT AMY!!!
Amy:0_0... get away from me *runs off*
Cream: HAHA BIG!!! YOUR CONSTIPATED!!! ^_^
Shadow: []-_-[]
Big: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... I hate you *body slams Cream*
Everyone: 0_0
Me: I thought I killed you...
Everyone: Meh
Tails: I'm still here right?
Me: no...
Tails: THEN IM OFF TO DESTROY EGGMAM!!!
Dr: but I'm here...
Tails: I know, I'm going to destroy Egg mam...
Anyone: -_-... another stupid joke.
Shadow: []^_^[] MY FAVORITE SONG!!! YAY!!! *Starts taping foot and bobbing
head*
Anyone: can I go now?
Sonic: hi ^_^
Everyone: aren't you dead?
Sonic: *stabs everyone* HI^_^
Anyone: 0_0; ... good joke, good joke...
Sonic: WHATS UP?!? ^_^
Shadow: []^_^[]
Sonic: *kills Shadow* WHATS UP?!? ^_^
Reader: 0_0... *brings Shadow back to life*
Shadow: []^_^[]
Anyone: good joke, good joke... *wanders off*
Me: Sonic, didn't you die?
Sonic: oh, ya... *drops dead*
Me: *starts drawing picture*
Shadow: []^_^[]
Reader: *starts tiptoeing off...*
Me: fine, go, but I set up many traps up around the forest...
Sonic: WERE IN A FOREST?!? I thought we were in a city...
Me: WERE IN A CITY AND THAT'S THAT!!!
Everyone: But you said we were in a forest...
Me: *kills Everyone*
Fire Lizard: *walks off*
Me: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *shoots and kills Fire Lizard*
Citizens: YAY!!! THE HORABLE REIGN OF THE FIRE LIZARD IS OVER!!!
^_^^_^_^_^_^^_^^_^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^^_^^_^^_^_^^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^
_^^_^^_^
Cream: HI!!!
Big: *body slams Cream again*
Cream: NOT THIS TIME *catches Big in the air and tosses him over into a
wall*
Reader: O_O
Sonic: OW!!! ^_^
Me: turn off the cap lock Sonic
Sonic: OH!!! Ok. Is that better?
Me: my third page, wow, this is fun ^_^
Cream: *turns into a pancake*
Tails: wow, long reaction time...
Will: -_-; stupid joke
Me: where did you come from?
Will: I'm the reincarnation of anyone... ^_^
Me: So he's dead?
Will: She...
Me: ok, so SHE'S dead?
Shadow: []-._.-[], my music's done *takes off head phones*
Will: yep... She walked into a trip wire that made an ax fall down and impale
her in the head...
Shadow: So, what did I miss...
Sonic: Not much...
Shadow: Aren't you dead?
Sonic: nope, some person cloned me and that's who you stabbed...
Amy: WERE IN A FOREST?!?
Will: -_-, even worse joke
Me: FIRE AT WILL!!!
Will: 0_0; ... bad joke?
Me: *kills will*
Amy: Sonic, I thought you were dead...
Sonic: NO ALREADY THAT WAS A FREAKEN CLONE!!!
Shadow: wow, she must have bad lag...
Sonic: SHE CANT HAVE BAD LAG!!! SHES IN PERSON!!!
Shadow: No, you see, I'm chatting on line *points to a computer*
Person: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE?!?
Shadow: ok *turns the computer into a lap top with a snap of the fingers*
Me: HEY!!! ONLY I CAN DO THAT!!!
Cream: NOW YOU DIE!!! shut up. NO! NEVER!!! -_-; ... see what I have to live
with?
Mike: NOW YOU DIE!!!
Cream: NO YOU DIE!!!
Gamma: NO BOTH OF YOU DIE!!! *drops nuke onto ground and world explodes*
Gamma: oops...
Shadow: -_-, great going...

So, that's my attempt at a comedy, tell me if you like it, I'll turn it
into a regular fan fiction if you want, but I just got really fed up with
life, so here's my way of reliving stress... ahhhhhhhhhhh... months of built up
comedy waisted...
Check that, this will be a regular story, and I'll be sure to make the
regular story again tomorrow... THIS IS FUN ^_^