A/N : Okay people, please forgive me for this. It's just to get over my writer's block, so if it's bad, don't flame, because I know. A few things: Italics is when people are thinking, and bold is for emphasizing.

Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

Now that's all out the way, on with the show!

Chapter One – What boredom can do to a brain.

In the Gryffindor common room, a supposed "party" was going on for Neville's fourteenth. Unfortunately, though all the fun people came, it was boring as hell. Even the Weasley twins Fred and George were struggling to find amusement.

Sitting in a corner were Ron and Harry, who were discussing how to liven up the party as well as torture the infamous Draco Malfoy, their worst enemy. Though they tried as hard as they could, however, they couldn't find a single thing. Suddenly, Harry thought of something that just might work…

"Ron! I have the perfect thing! We could play Spin The Bottle In The Closet!"

Ron, coming out of his bored stupor, replied, "Y'wot? I know spin the bottle, but I don't know this closet thing, unless you mean we play it in the closet. And it's gotta be a pretty big one… and anyway, there isn't one in here, so –"

"Ron. Ron. Ron! RON!!!" Harry yelled, trying to get his red-haired friend to shut up. "it's very simple. You spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on you have to go in a closet with them for 2 minutes. Also, we could cast a spell so that we can see what's going on."

"Muaha! You are a genious, Harry! But… one problem. Though this would be brilliant torture for Malfoy, there's no way he'll join us! So how are we going to get him in here?"

"I have no idea, Ron, but let's just tell the others our idea. If not, there's no point bringing Malfoy here if they all say no.."

So, bringing his friend with him, Harry stood up in front of everyone and announced the idea. After several simplified explanations for Neville, they started to discuss how they could get Malfoy to join them.

During the discussion, Hermione had been uncharacteristically quiet. Suddenly, she stood up, eyes shining, and said, "I know how we can get Malfoy to come! It's so easy! We just go into his dorm, full body-bind him and bring him here. We just have you make sure he stays, that's all."

In Draco's room...

Sighs I am so BORED. At least Parkinson isn't here. Lord, god knows what's wrong with that girl. She just drools over me like a wet blanket. I would do anything, even give her to my pet owl as food just for the sake of amusement. I wonder what Potter's doing now…

Suddenly, the door opens and closes of it's own accord. Draco jerks rounds and snaps "Who's there? I've told you both a million times, Crabbe and Goyle, you're not allowed in here EVER."

Draco's eyes widened as a wand appeared out of the air in front of him and a familiar female voice – though he couldn't quite tell who's – announced very clearly "Petrificus Totalus" And before he knew what to do, Draco found himself unable to move, caught in a full body bind. Suddenly, Harry, Ron and Hermione pulled the cloak over him and laughed as his eyes widened in shock and anger and horror, all at the same time.

They carried him down the stone steps and out of the Slytherin common room to the Gryffindor common room. As they entered, Harry pulled the invisibility cloak off and they all laid Draco down in amoungst all the others at the circle on the floor. Hermione muttered the counter-curse and before Draco could say or do anything, Fred said "So kind of you to join us, Malfoy".

"Why…you…I- they…she.." He exclaimed, before reaching for his wand…

To be continued…

Short, I know. Please forgive me. Remember, writer's block.

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