The Christmas Carol
We all know how Toya always threatens to do something bad to Syaoran, well this time he meant it. At Sakura's school they were having their annual Christmas carol, and instead of Rudolph, it was well…take a look.
Syaoran the big ass looser
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You could even say it shows
Me, Meiling always hit him
I always kicked him to Hong Kong
I never got sued once
Not even for stealing this song!
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Sakura came to say:
'Syaoran you look like you were in a fight
get a plastic surgery tonight!'
Syaoran with the big ass nose
Had a big nose job done
Now Syaoran is the most
Ugliest and gross looking one!
[No offence to Syaoran fans!]