The Pastry Shop
Tomoyo was walking down the street turning into a pastry shop. She picked out the cakes she liked best and placed them in a basket. A little puppy came in and looked at the basket of food. Tomoyo bent down patting the dog.
"Hungry?"
"WUFF!" Tomoyo smiled handing the dog a piece of bread from her basket. The dog chewed it then spit it on the floor. Then the dog jumped in the basket stomping down the yummy pasteries. Tomoyo's eyes widened as she took the dog out and picked up the basket. The dog came over to her leg, lifted his and did his business on her shoe's. Tomoyo's new shoes. Tomoyo bolted out of the pastry shop dropping the destroyed basket by the door.
A worker came out brandishing a mallet. "Come back here and pay for that!" Tomoyo turned around tear stricken. "Didn't you see what that dog did?" the worker only smiled.
"Sure I did, but you still have to pay for it, besides I'm sure it's edible."
Chibi Kitori: That was a really weird and gross one O.o!
Kero: That was sick! You ruined that pasties, what kind of sick mind do you have?
Chibi Kitori: Huh? That's not what I meant-
Kero: That's right, cover it up!
Chibi Kitori: But the fic-
Kero: Hey, I'm talking here! Besides, when do I star in a fic, I haven't been in one, can I have a Diary segment?
Chibi Kitori: If I gave you one, you would spend it talking about food!
Kero: So? Your point, who doesn't like food?
Chibi Kitori: No one, but-
Kero: So there! It's settled, I get a Diary!
Chibi Kitori: -.- How about a compromise, if you write recipes, will that work?
Kero: Sure, cooking is my specialty!
Chibi Kitori: Ok, so tell me Everyone who's reading, do you agree with this? Say yes or no for Kero's recipes for food!
Kero: You better let me write about food-er-recipes!