Having wings is not easy, let me tell you. I would much rather fly around on a Deka Leaf, like Link the Boy Wonder so proudly showed me.
Seriously, I think he was mocking me.
Oh, sure, they have uses, I guess. Haskit's always looking for Golden Feathers at various islands, usually Windfall, and he has to fly to get there. What are Golden Feathers, anyway? And why does his girlfriend want them?
But the new guy, Baito, is doing fine here and he sure doesn't have wings. And Link, he gets along quite well with his talking boat.
Yep, I was afraid I would draw this conclusion. I was hoping I could think of uses for wings, but nope.
The only reason one would ever, ever, EVER want wings would be if that person's aim in life was to deliver mail.
And the only person with that aim is Quill, and he already has wings.
I rest my case.
[---]
Okay, so I didn't mention those Bird-Man people. But they're mental. And why the hell were you reading this, Bisht?! And if that isn't bad enough, you hand it back to me with a smirk and point out that I forgot Willy and Obi or whoever they are! Seriously, what's up with that?! What right do you have?!
Yeah, so anyway, wings are useless. No doubt about it.
[---]
Since when have wings been useless?!? (by the way, don't keep leaving your diary around.)
- Quill
[---]
It is NOT a diary, it is a journal! And you don't even give it back, you just leave it there after writing your little message. Thanks a lot, Quill. Remind me of this if I ever forgive you.
Y'know, this might as well be the community journal, since everyone seems to comment on it. Sheesh.
[---]
Hey, that's a good idea. What should we call it? And where should we tack it onto the wall?
Sorry, Namali, I couldn't resist.
- Hoskit
PS: I dunno what golden feathers are.
[---]
Very interesting journal going on here. What's the point of it?
~Cheiftain
[---]
Howabout we call it the Community Journal, like Namali suggested?
Skett
[---]
After untacking my journal from the wall, I have decided to keep it with me at all times. That way, I can say what I want without it being intercepted by every other Rito here. What's so interesting about my thoughts, anyway?
Now I need to make sure I don't leave my mailbag (which has my journal in it) anywhere.
[---]
Too late. You've left it on the mail-sorting table.
Oh, and Skett, Akoot, if you read this, I leave messages for Link so he doesn't sit there pestering everyone while he waits for me. I don't really like talking to him, anyway. He's too happy. And he is not my boyfriend, so shut up. I still outrank you.
- Prince Komali
[---]
Oh, c'mon, you love him! He's gonna propose to you anyday now!
Skett (and Akoot)
[---]
Oh, stop annoying the poor kid. He does outrank you.
- Quill
By the way, are same-sex marriages allowed here?
[---]
Arghh... Will everyone STOP READING MY DAMNED JOURNAL ALREADY!!! Find some other community journal! This is not it!
Anyway... No, never mind. I don't want to share any innermost thoughts. You'll just read them and laugh. Seriously, none of you are mature enogh to be adults.
[---]
And with good reason.
- Prince Komali
[---]
He does have a point (Namali, I mean, though Prince Komali has a fair point, too). We really shouldn't act like mischeivious children...
But it is fun.
- Hoskit
[--end--]
So, should I continue this? Or leave it here, and let you speculate? Review either way! I'll be waiting!
Oh, and before anyone asks... Why did I choose Namali? Well, on the little figurine thing, it mentions that Namali doesn't have any distinct characteristics.
Was it no characteristics, or did no one bother to create anything for poor Namali?
Now, that just didn't sit with me, so I created a personality and a journal for him.
Review, or the Rito will steal your journal and write in it! (Namali will be happy to do that, heh, heh)
Seriously, I think he was mocking me.
Oh, sure, they have uses, I guess. Haskit's always looking for Golden Feathers at various islands, usually Windfall, and he has to fly to get there. What are Golden Feathers, anyway? And why does his girlfriend want them?
But the new guy, Baito, is doing fine here and he sure doesn't have wings. And Link, he gets along quite well with his talking boat.
Yep, I was afraid I would draw this conclusion. I was hoping I could think of uses for wings, but nope.
The only reason one would ever, ever, EVER want wings would be if that person's aim in life was to deliver mail.
And the only person with that aim is Quill, and he already has wings.
I rest my case.
[---]
Okay, so I didn't mention those Bird-Man people. But they're mental. And why the hell were you reading this, Bisht?! And if that isn't bad enough, you hand it back to me with a smirk and point out that I forgot Willy and Obi or whoever they are! Seriously, what's up with that?! What right do you have?!
Yeah, so anyway, wings are useless. No doubt about it.
[---]
Since when have wings been useless?!? (by the way, don't keep leaving your diary around.)
- Quill
[---]
It is NOT a diary, it is a journal! And you don't even give it back, you just leave it there after writing your little message. Thanks a lot, Quill. Remind me of this if I ever forgive you.
Y'know, this might as well be the community journal, since everyone seems to comment on it. Sheesh.
[---]
Hey, that's a good idea. What should we call it? And where should we tack it onto the wall?
Sorry, Namali, I couldn't resist.
- Hoskit
PS: I dunno what golden feathers are.
[---]
Very interesting journal going on here. What's the point of it?
~Cheiftain
[---]
Howabout we call it the Community Journal, like Namali suggested?
Skett
[---]
After untacking my journal from the wall, I have decided to keep it with me at all times. That way, I can say what I want without it being intercepted by every other Rito here. What's so interesting about my thoughts, anyway?
Now I need to make sure I don't leave my mailbag (which has my journal in it) anywhere.
[---]
Too late. You've left it on the mail-sorting table.
Oh, and Skett, Akoot, if you read this, I leave messages for Link so he doesn't sit there pestering everyone while he waits for me. I don't really like talking to him, anyway. He's too happy. And he is not my boyfriend, so shut up. I still outrank you.
- Prince Komali
[---]
Oh, c'mon, you love him! He's gonna propose to you anyday now!
Skett (and Akoot)
[---]
Oh, stop annoying the poor kid. He does outrank you.
- Quill
By the way, are same-sex marriages allowed here?
[---]
Arghh... Will everyone STOP READING MY DAMNED JOURNAL ALREADY!!! Find some other community journal! This is not it!
Anyway... No, never mind. I don't want to share any innermost thoughts. You'll just read them and laugh. Seriously, none of you are mature enogh to be adults.
[---]
And with good reason.
- Prince Komali
[---]
He does have a point (Namali, I mean, though Prince Komali has a fair point, too). We really shouldn't act like mischeivious children...
But it is fun.
- Hoskit
[--end--]
So, should I continue this? Or leave it here, and let you speculate? Review either way! I'll be waiting!
Oh, and before anyone asks... Why did I choose Namali? Well, on the little figurine thing, it mentions that Namali doesn't have any distinct characteristics.
Was it no characteristics, or did no one bother to create anything for poor Namali?
Now, that just didn't sit with me, so I created a personality and a journal for him.
Review, or the Rito will steal your journal and write in it! (Namali will be happy to do that, heh, heh)