No, I'm not dead. Just lazy, and writing a different fanfic, and doing over-teh-summer honors bio stuff (60 questions, most of which I have to look up on the internet, plus a macromolecule chart and vocab). Meh.
But anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the newest chapter, okay?
ILARI gets very annoyed at Maggie's Father!
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Damn it, why is it every time I try to deliver a letter to the girl on Windfall that her father won't fucking let me? This is really getting on my nerves...
- Ilari
[---]
Oh, yeah, I remember you saying something about that. Tough luck, but you do deliver to Windfall and the Forsaken Fortress, so you can't get out of it.
- Quill
[---]
Hah, you get Forsaken Fortress? I feel about as sorry for you as I do Komali. I mean, the Forsaken Fortress... That's gotta suck. All those creepy Moblins around... And you have to deliver their mail. I wonder who writes to them, anyway?
- Skett
[---]
Maggie, some lovesick girl, writes to them. She wants to get married to one of 'em.
No, I'm not kidding. She does, and it's just plain weird. She's the one who was super-poor who came back with all those Skull Necklaces, did I tell you about that?
- Ilari
[---]
That's right, Ilari, vent. Let it all out. You can't keep that stress cooped up inside you; it'll kill you.
- Skett
[---]
Either that, or... wait, never mind, it'll kill you. I mean, Link never stresses, now does he? Of course, that might be because he spends all his time thinking about Prince Komali.
- Akoot
[---]
... I still outrank you, don't forget. I don't wanna have to feed you two to the sea monsters.
- Prince Komali
[---]
I didn't do anything this time! It was all Akoot's fault! He set me up!
- Skett
[---]
Gah!!! That son-of-a-bitch is really getting on my nerves!!! I have this pile of letters I need to deliver to that girl that aren't getting delivered, and it's annoying me to no end!!!
- Ilari
[---]
Yep, that annoys me as well when something like that happens. The best approach is to calmly reason with the person, and explain that you're a postman.
- Quill
[---]
Yes, I tried that, Quill, but thank you. I'll make sure to remember that the next time the guy tries to hit me with his cane.
- Ilari
[---]
By the way, has anyone seen Link? He's acting more hyper than usual.
- Skett
[---]
No, it wasn't funny. You know why? Because I need to get back into practice. Wait until the next chapter. Bye!
But anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the newest chapter, okay?
ILARI gets very annoyed at Maggie's Father!
[---]
Damn it, why is it every time I try to deliver a letter to the girl on Windfall that her father won't fucking let me? This is really getting on my nerves...
- Ilari
[---]
Oh, yeah, I remember you saying something about that. Tough luck, but you do deliver to Windfall and the Forsaken Fortress, so you can't get out of it.
- Quill
[---]
Hah, you get Forsaken Fortress? I feel about as sorry for you as I do Komali. I mean, the Forsaken Fortress... That's gotta suck. All those creepy Moblins around... And you have to deliver their mail. I wonder who writes to them, anyway?
- Skett
[---]
Maggie, some lovesick girl, writes to them. She wants to get married to one of 'em.
No, I'm not kidding. She does, and it's just plain weird. She's the one who was super-poor who came back with all those Skull Necklaces, did I tell you about that?
- Ilari
[---]
That's right, Ilari, vent. Let it all out. You can't keep that stress cooped up inside you; it'll kill you.
- Skett
[---]
Either that, or... wait, never mind, it'll kill you. I mean, Link never stresses, now does he? Of course, that might be because he spends all his time thinking about Prince Komali.
- Akoot
[---]
... I still outrank you, don't forget. I don't wanna have to feed you two to the sea monsters.
- Prince Komali
[---]
I didn't do anything this time! It was all Akoot's fault! He set me up!
- Skett
[---]
Gah!!! That son-of-a-bitch is really getting on my nerves!!! I have this pile of letters I need to deliver to that girl that aren't getting delivered, and it's annoying me to no end!!!
- Ilari
[---]
Yep, that annoys me as well when something like that happens. The best approach is to calmly reason with the person, and explain that you're a postman.
- Quill
[---]
Yes, I tried that, Quill, but thank you. I'll make sure to remember that the next time the guy tries to hit me with his cane.
- Ilari
[---]
By the way, has anyone seen Link? He's acting more hyper than usual.
- Skett
[---]
No, it wasn't funny. You know why? Because I need to get back into practice. Wait until the next chapter. Bye!