Kero's Corner: Episode II
Kero was now wearing a ninja outfit. He flipped around the room, his wings rigid as he made flips on the walls, than struck a pose in front of the camera, obviously trying to look impressive.
"Ok…You won't believe what's on the news right now!" he brought the camera closer to his face. "Ok, Sakura, Tomyo and the gaki Syaoran went out to the Minami Yori concert, WITH OUT ME! Anyway believe it or not this is not the point…On the news, right now as we speak, they found a tape in Minami Yori's room, it was badly damaged, but not badly enough to reveal Minami's true identity, hehee… take a look at this!" Kero sat back on his chair and hit the remote button. On TV came up a reporter with a blank face. The corner of his lip was twitching.
"Hello, and welcome to Japan News, I am Mr. Yamazaki, and do I have a story for you!" the screen switched showing the beautiful rock star Minami Yori dancing and singing, her vibrant hair shinning in the spot light .
"We have discovered Minami Yori's dirty secret. During the concert three lucky kids won to meat her, and what they saw was shocking. We have no idea where the adolescence locations are, or who they are, the tape was badly damaged, but 12.8 seconds of footage from it was all we needed. The rise of this star, is defiantly going to come shooting down and miss Earth along with opportunity. Role the tape!"
On the Screen came up a door reading the Name 'Minami Yori' In gold bold letters. The door opened slowly as if in a horror mivie. At the dressing table you could clearly see the almost nude figure of the silver haired star. She turned around her make up now a mess to reveal a MAN! A sudden look of shock crossed the mans face. The camera moved towards someone, just before you could see his or her face, it went static and fuzzy to the point you could make out new features what so ever. The tape ended their.
"There you have it folks, our Minami Yori is really a man with a women's voice. It appears-" He was cut off as Kero turned off the screen laughing and rolling on the floor, his tail wagging wieldy.
"HAHAHA! What a looser! I can't believe Yue did that!" he sat up trying to control himself. "So that's where the dope was, he was being a girl! Hahahahaha! I can't believe this, this is rich what awesome news! Hahaha-" he was suddenly cut off as someone through a piece of paper at Kero.
"Hey, what-the, what is this?" Kero unrolled the paper and his eyes widened.
"What do you mean these people already know about this! This is an outrage, I am the news anchor, NOT Chibi Kitori! Kitori, you are IN BIG trouble with me! I can't believe you told them before me! I'm going to get you! URGH! I need some hot chocolate."