Time for our sixth installment of the Wind Waker!!! I'm trying to get as many chapters down as I can, before I run out of inspiration again. So..... yeah.
Which Rito would you like to see featured? Someone new, like Kobali (who hasn't yet posted, I don't think), or would you like a recurring character like Quill to have another problem?
But for today, it's Pashli!
PASHLI is slightly obsessive-compulsive!
[---]
Hey, guys? Could you please keep the crates stacked in a slightly orderly fashion? I'm getting tired always having to fix them. Thanks.
- Pashli
[---]
They are stacked in a slightly orderly fashion. Slightly. But that's all you asked for, right?
Anyway, have you met the creepy kid on the third level of the cavern? He's about Komali's age, but he worships Link. He wants to become just like the hero.
Let that sink in for a second.
- Namali
[---]
... okay, that's one creepy kid, alright. No, I've never met him, but I'll be sure to stay away. Thanks for the heads-up.
And Pashli, it doesn't need to be perfect! We just end up moving them anyway.
- Akoot
[---]
When I said "slightly orderly", I didn't mean "slightly", I meant "slightly more than slightly, like you actually want to stack them neatly".
And what's this kid's name, Namali?
- Pashli
[---]
Ah... I don't know..... it was something like At-something. Atali, no, that wasn't it... I dunno, I'll haveta get back to you.
Assuming I gather enough courage to go near the kid.
- Namali
[---]
Atsuli's his name.
He's actually a nice kid, once you get past the Link-worshipping bit of him. He wants to see the mailroom, by the way. He says that if he can't be a hero like the Hero of Winds, that he wants to be a mailman.
- Prince Komali
[---]
Oh. Well, let him have a tour! Show him around! But warn him that if he mentions Link, we can't be responsible for our actions. (Just kidding.)
But I can see why you'd get along with him, Komali.
- Akoot
[---]
... I don't get it.
- Prince Komali
[---]
The Link-worshipping business, I assume. Akoot was trying to subtly make a joke, but went a little overboard on the subtle.
- Quill
[---]
Okay, today's gonna be the tour. Everyone be nice to him, and Akoot, you're fired.
- Prince Komali
[---]
Can he fire me?
- Akoot
[---]
I dunno. I don't think he really has any authority over our jobs. The worst he can do is banish us from the island, I think, and I'm not sure if he can even do that yet.
- Skett
[---next day---]
... well, that boy was weird. A little over-enthusiastic, if you ask me. And why'd the tour have to last the entire fucking day?!
- Ilari
[---]
He messed up all the crates. Now I have to go reorganize them again! Gah, I hate kids.
- Pashli
[---]
Pashli, you really don't need to do that. As long as we know what's where, it doesn't really matter, all right? Really, it's not that important.
But back on topic, that kid, Atsuli, he wasn't such a bad kid. The only thing that worried me was that he asked for permission to visit more. I really don't want him hanging around while I try to do my work.
It's like a toned-down Link.
- Quill
[---]
/You/ don't want him around? You're off delivering half the time! It's us who'll be stuck with him!
- Skett
[---]
Meh, why does everyone call him a kid? He's as old as I am, and he's pretty mature. A little off, maybe, but mature.
- Prince Komali
[---]
You're a kid too.
- Akoot
[---]
Didn't he already say you were fired?
- Quill
[---]
Shut up.
- Akoot
[---]
Well, that was exciting... not really. I didn't really like it too much, but I wanted to introduce Atsuli, one of three original minor characters that will play a role in the lives of these unfortunate Ritos.
Tune in next time, for another exciting episode of The Community Journal!
Which Rito would you like to see featured? Someone new, like Kobali (who hasn't yet posted, I don't think), or would you like a recurring character like Quill to have another problem?
But for today, it's Pashli!
PASHLI is slightly obsessive-compulsive!
[---]
Hey, guys? Could you please keep the crates stacked in a slightly orderly fashion? I'm getting tired always having to fix them. Thanks.
- Pashli
[---]
They are stacked in a slightly orderly fashion. Slightly. But that's all you asked for, right?
Anyway, have you met the creepy kid on the third level of the cavern? He's about Komali's age, but he worships Link. He wants to become just like the hero.
Let that sink in for a second.
- Namali
[---]
... okay, that's one creepy kid, alright. No, I've never met him, but I'll be sure to stay away. Thanks for the heads-up.
And Pashli, it doesn't need to be perfect! We just end up moving them anyway.
- Akoot
[---]
When I said "slightly orderly", I didn't mean "slightly", I meant "slightly more than slightly, like you actually want to stack them neatly".
And what's this kid's name, Namali?
- Pashli
[---]
Ah... I don't know..... it was something like At-something. Atali, no, that wasn't it... I dunno, I'll haveta get back to you.
Assuming I gather enough courage to go near the kid.
- Namali
[---]
Atsuli's his name.
He's actually a nice kid, once you get past the Link-worshipping bit of him. He wants to see the mailroom, by the way. He says that if he can't be a hero like the Hero of Winds, that he wants to be a mailman.
- Prince Komali
[---]
Oh. Well, let him have a tour! Show him around! But warn him that if he mentions Link, we can't be responsible for our actions. (Just kidding.)
But I can see why you'd get along with him, Komali.
- Akoot
[---]
... I don't get it.
- Prince Komali
[---]
The Link-worshipping business, I assume. Akoot was trying to subtly make a joke, but went a little overboard on the subtle.
- Quill
[---]
Okay, today's gonna be the tour. Everyone be nice to him, and Akoot, you're fired.
- Prince Komali
[---]
Can he fire me?
- Akoot
[---]
I dunno. I don't think he really has any authority over our jobs. The worst he can do is banish us from the island, I think, and I'm not sure if he can even do that yet.
- Skett
[---next day---]
... well, that boy was weird. A little over-enthusiastic, if you ask me. And why'd the tour have to last the entire fucking day?!
- Ilari
[---]
He messed up all the crates. Now I have to go reorganize them again! Gah, I hate kids.
- Pashli
[---]
Pashli, you really don't need to do that. As long as we know what's where, it doesn't really matter, all right? Really, it's not that important.
But back on topic, that kid, Atsuli, he wasn't such a bad kid. The only thing that worried me was that he asked for permission to visit more. I really don't want him hanging around while I try to do my work.
It's like a toned-down Link.
- Quill
[---]
/You/ don't want him around? You're off delivering half the time! It's us who'll be stuck with him!
- Skett
[---]
Meh, why does everyone call him a kid? He's as old as I am, and he's pretty mature. A little off, maybe, but mature.
- Prince Komali
[---]
You're a kid too.
- Akoot
[---]
Didn't he already say you were fired?
- Quill
[---]
Shut up.
- Akoot
[---]
Well, that was exciting... not really. I didn't really like it too much, but I wanted to introduce Atsuli, one of three original minor characters that will play a role in the lives of these unfortunate Ritos.
Tune in next time, for another exciting episode of The Community Journal!