Whatever I'll Name This Later
Ginny and Draco entered the room at the same time, but from different doors. It was both their seventh year because Ginny had skipped from fifth to seventh, and they had both changed greatly from two years ago. Ginny got a job and bought a whole new wardrobe which she changed from old hand me downs to a collection of cargo pants and shirts with things such as her favorite bands and funny statements. She also got her tongue pierced. Draco, on the other hand, became obsessed with sports, and not only loved Quiddinch, but Muggle basketball as well. He still wore the same old stylish robes that he always wore, but he had a lip piercing. The two opposites sat down on different sides of the room, and their Charms lesson began.
"Now, today we will be doing an experiment. Mind that this has never been tested on humans before, but wizards think this will work," Professor Flitwick said. "It's called a mind switch. What you can do is switch someone's brain with anything in the world. Even a stone, as everyone here knows that even they have brains." Everyone laughed.
"What are we going to test this on?" Hermione asked.
"It's more like who we will test it on. I will split you up in pairs, and you must switch your minds. I would like everybody to write their names down on a piece of parchment along with which person they would want to have the body of in this room. It will be private, don't worry. In fact, the whole thing will be private. All the girls go out that door and all the boys go out the other. I will call two girls and two boys at a time to come in here, and you will find someplace to do the experiment. So, is everyone done writing?"
Ginny thought for a moment. She had her name written down. She looked over to Draco, her worst enemy, fighting with her major crush, Harry. Yet his life was so perfect. If she was him, she could make his life a living hell. And of course enjoy his luxuries. She quickly wrote his name down and handed it to Flitwick.
Draco thought and thought. He wondered who it would be, until another Slytherin boy tapped him on the shoulder and asked if they would be partners. Draco wrote down his name, Dexter Welty, and handed it to Flitwick.
Everyone was ushered out of the room, the girls out the door Ginny came through, and the boys out the door Draco came through. Flitwick called names, and many people went to go try the experiment. Of course he picked the parchment Ginny gave him, so he called Draco and Ginny.
Draco and Ginny went up to the Astronomy Tower because Ginny wanted to and Draco was indifferent. They decided to just do their work and not get in a fight.
"So you just wave your wand like this and say 'Change Brains'?" Ginny asked.
"Yea. Weird incantation, huh?" Draco said.
"Maybe it was made by an American who doesn't appreciate Latin. So lets try it. On the count of three, we'll both do it and that will be that," Ginny took a deep breath, counted to three, and they waved their wands. Ginny felt a strange tickly feeling, and before she knew it, she floated over to Draco's body and was looking out at herself through Draco's beautiful blue gray eyes.
When the spell was made, Draco felt itchy all over and his mind was dragged over to Ginny's body. He then looked out at himself through Ginny's hazel eyes.
"Whoa, my hair is messed up! Where's my gel?" Draco (who was in Ginny's body, but I will still call Draco just to add to the humor. Vice versa, by the way). Draco reached into his what used to be robe pocket and pulled out a jar of gel and plastered his what used to be hair down.
"How can you live like this? This gel feels horrible!" Ginny winced as Draco applied the gel. "Oh my gosh, my ring is on crooked!" Ginny reached into what used to be her mouth and fiddled around with her tongue ring. Draco winced in pain.
"Oh my gosh, my lip ring needs to be tightened!" Draco said incomprehensibly and reached over and started fiddling with his lip ring. Ginny felt this painful and therefore fiddled even more with her tongue ring. This torture of the two enemies fixing their piercings continued until blood got on Draco's robe so he gave up to clean the robe.
"How about we just switch back?" Draco suggested.
"Yeah, sure. On the count of three, 'Change Brains' and the wand movement backwards," Ginny said. The two did the spell, but nothing happened. They tried again, and again, and again . . .
"Why isn't this working? What's up with this?" Draco yelled in his new high pitched Ginny voice.
"Let's go tell Professor Flitwick!" Ginny boomed. The children ran back to the Charms classroom. All the students were vomiting.
"I'm so sorry that a Death Eater made up this spell, and I'll find a remedy to this! Oh, here's Draco and Ginny. It doesn't look like they're vomiting. Are you alright?" Flitwick shouted.
"Huh? Of course we're not alright! We can't switch back! This is fucked up!" Ginny yelled.
"It wasn't supposed to 'work'! A Death Eater made it up and got us all sick! Oh, it looks like you were vomiting blood, poor you! There's blood around your mouth, Draco!" Flitwick yelled.
"I'm not Draco, I'm Ginny! We switched, you know, no matter what was supposed to happen!" Ginny yelled.
"Well, whatever, help me take these kids to the Hospital Wing!" Flitwick started ushering the students out and lead them through the maze of Hogwart's hallways.
"Draco, how can you walk like this? Your feet are huge!" Ginny said. They had stayed behind in the hallway.
"How can I, a Malfoy, be stuck in this Weasley body? This is an outrage! I'm telling my father!" Draco yelled.
"Finally, you came to your senses! Ok, look, Professor Flitwick didn't believe us that it worked, so we're going to have to try to do this ourselves. Let's go to the library and do as much research as we can. Should we tell anyone?" Ginny said. She suddenly frowned and looked around. "Oh, hello Luna!"
Luna gave Ginny a weird glance and rushed over to Draco. "Gin, what are you doing with Malfoy, the Slytherin? And why did he say hello to me?" she whispered.
Draco glanced over at Ginny nervously and said, "I'm asking him out! He's so hot! Don't you think?"
Luna just stood there, staring blankly at Draco. Ginny almost fainted. She yelled, "Why would Dr- I mean Ginny, like me? I'm an ugly old bag! Ginny is telling me that right now, and telling me that Pansy broke up with me!"
"Um, ok, I'll just go right now . . ." Luna sped away.
"Hey, I found a good reason to stay in your body for a little while, hehe," Draco giggled.
"Ok, look, I don't want to mess up your life, and I don't want you to mess up mine. We are going to find some way to undo this spell, and you are going to help me!" Ginny grabbed her old body and smashed it against the wall. "Oh, wait, that was a mistake, now I'm going to be aching all over when I get it back!"
"Haha! Ouch . . ." Draco laughed then groaned.
"Whatever. Come on, library . . ." Ginny and Draco walked to the library and spent the rest of the afternoon looking up spell after spell.
"I wonder if there's a research center somewhere that we can owl and ask them for a remedy," Draco suggested.
"Yeah, that's a good idea. Wait, here they mention something about that, oh we can owl the Ministry!" Ginny lit up.
"Oh, wait, here's a private university. It's called Catmirror. They do a lot of research of spells there!" Draco got out a quill and parchment. The two wrote a letter:
Dear professors of Catmirror,
We have had an accident. We were told by our professor to do a spell that was supposed to switch minds. It worked for us, but we couldn't switch back. Everyone else who had tried it ended up throwing up. We were wondering if you could help us find a solution. The spell is 'Change Brains' while both the people move their wands to the left then up. Thank you!
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy and Virginia Weasley
They owled the letter. But suddenly, something happened.
"Um, Draco, I kind of need to use the restroom. What do I do?" Ginny asked Draco worriedly.
"Um, how about I'll help you while you just close your eyes?" Draco suggested.
"Ew! My own hands touching your thingy! Gross!" Ginny screamed.
They walked to the restroom, made sure the coast was clear, and went in.
"This is gross! No, it's fine! I'll just pee in your robes!" Ginny ranted.
"No, you will not pee in my robes. Just stand right here, over the toilet, now close your eyes . . ."
"No! Yuck! What if I miss? It will get all over MY hands and MY clothes!" Ginny yelled.
"Just shut up and close your eyes!" Draco growled. Ginny got scared so she shut up and closed her eyes. Draco pulled down what used to be his robes and helped Ginny do her business. "Now that wasn't so bad, was it?" Draco asked after Ginny was done and had opened her eyes.
"Wash my hands! Now!" Ginny screamed and raced over to the sinks.
"Now I need to go. Help me!" Draco said. Ginny sighed and led him back to the toilet.
"I'm hungry! I want food!" Draco whined. It was dinnertime, and Draco and Ginny were in Draco's dorm. Draco had put a locking charm on the door.
"Well you can't eat. It's my body. I don't want to get fat!" Ginny said.
"Oh god. You're anorexic?" Draco rolled Ginny's eyes.
"No! Fine! Go eat! I don't care!" Ginny shouted.
"Whoa, is something wrong? Today you've been acting really weird and shouting a lot," Draco trailed off. "Oh no. No, it can't be, is it what I think it is?"
"Just go eat," Ginny shooed him off. "I'm only angry because I'm stuck in your body."
"My mom always acts like this, once a month . . .PMS!" Draco shouted and laughed.
"Haha, you'll have to suffer having your period, haha this is going to be hilarious!" Ginny laughed.
"Oh god, ok, let's go to the library and do some more research," Draco said.
"What about food? I want food!" Ginny said. She got up and opened the door, right in front of Blaise Zambini's face (he's a boy in this story).
"Oh, hey man. What girl is in your room? Pansy is still in the Great Hall . . ." he said.
"Oh, just my newest girlfriend, Ginny. Hey, Ginny, why don't you come out? Stop hiding behind that chair!" Ginny smirked.
"Whoa, you're with the Weasley girl? What's into you? Is this a prank?" Blaise asked.
"Oh no, she's a really good kisser, and she's sweet. Hello, I love her!" Ginny snickered.
"Oh, no, Malfoy just needed to talk to me. It's because I stole 40 galleons from him, and he's angry," Draco got out of hiding and went to stand with Blaise and Ginny.
"Ok, this is just too weird for me. I'll just be out in the Common Room if you need me," Blaise walked away.
"Ok, why did you have to do that? Why did you say I'm in love with you?" Draco shouted.
"For fun. And why did you have to say I stole from you?" Ginny shouted back. They just glared at each other. "Come on, I'm hungry, let's go eat." They walked to the Great Hall, and Ginny sat with the Slytherins and Draco sat with the Gryffindors.
"Hey Ginny, what's up?" Harry asked. The trio was there, as the rest of the seventh years because the spell that the Death Eaters gave them was actually very simple and Madame Pomfery was able to fix it very easily.
"Why, nothing! What is up with you?" Draco put on a very fake smile and started twirling a lock of Ginny's hair.
"Hey, why are you acting all preppy?" Hermione asked.
"Psh whatever. Oh, P-Harry, what's the address of where you spend your summers?" Draco grinned evily.
"Gin, you know the address. But why did you ask that all of a sudden? I mean it's not like he's going to stay there over the summer, you know he's coming over and you can spend all your time with him!" Ron whispered harshly into Draco's ear.
"Oh, ok. Sorry, I'm just not thinking . . ." Draco blushed and buried himself into his food. Meanwhile at the Slytherin table . . .
"Hey Draco!" Pansy leaned her head on Ginny's shoulder.
"Ew, um, Pansy, could you get off me please?" Ginny asked as politely as she could.
"But I love you, Draco!" Pansy pouted.
"Stop being such a slut! Who knows? What if this is not really me? What if this is Ron who took some Polyjuice potion?" Ginny lost her temper.
"Ew, gross!" Pansy quickly took her head off Ginny's shoulder. She thought a moment, looked around, and placed her head back. "Oh, stop being silly, Draco. Ron is over there!"
"Ug," Ginny groaned. She ate uncomfortably.
Draco and Ginny met up after they finished eating. "Well, I guess now you're stuck in a dormitory full of girls. Lucky you, or wait. They're Gryffindors, so you won't have anything to do with them. Have fun," Ginny sniggered.
"Well you're stuck with a bunch of Slytherin boys. My friends are tough on me, so you'll end up with a lot of bruises by the time you get to sleep," Draco argued back.
"Ok, whatever. At least Slytherin guys are hot. So the password to Gryffindor is-"
"I'm not included in your list of hot Slytherin guys, right? Right!? Because you know you have no chance with me. Or any Slytherins, for that matter!" Draco lost it.
"I know that. And don't worry, just because you're hot it doesn't mean I like you because your rude and mean personality makes up for it. The password is Ferret tails. What's Slytherin's?" Ginny said matter-of- factly.
"Ugly redheads. Um, er, good bye!" Draco stormed off to Gryffindor. Ginny blinked a few times, then walked off to Slytherin.
"Hey, Ginny, we're having a party in my dorm! Want to join?" Hermione asked Draco as he walked into the Gryffindor common room. He looked around in disgust.
"Um, no thanks. I'm kind of tired," Draco yawned and walked by Hermione. She grabbed his arm and pulled him up the girl's staircase.
"Oh come on! It will be fun!"
"Hey Draco, we're having a party in our dorm! Is that ok or should we have it in someone else's dorm?" Blaise asked Ginny when she walked into Draco's dorm and found Blaise setting things up.
Ginny looked at Blaise. He had black hair that was always spiked up and hazel eyes that made you melt inside when you looked into them. He had such a sweet smile with a dimple in one cheek. When Ginny had her own body, she had to look up to see his face slightly, but now that she had Draco's body she could look into his eyes at eye level. "Sure!" She piped up.
"Ok, help me set up these drinks. Should we invite Pansy? I know how much she annoys you," Blaise said as he worked.
"Nah, that's fine. Why don't we invite my new girlfriend?" Ginny thought up.
"Oh yea, I forgot about that. I wanted to ask you. What was that all about?" Blaise raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, you know, you can just forget about that. It was a big misunderstanding, that Weasley girl was in here and I was trying to get her out, but we got in a fight. It's nothing," Ginny quickly thought up.
"Ok then. So you're single now? I mean did you break up with Pansy yet like you've been meaning to?" Blaise asked.
"Oh, no, how about I'll go do that right now! I'll be right back," Ginny ran out of the room, then sniggered.
"So what color nail polish do you want?" Lavender asked Draco.
"No thanks, I really don't want my nails done. It's fine," Draco pulled Ginny's fingers away. He had just come up to the party was being driven insane by a bunch of giggling, gossiping girls. They were all Gryffindors, of course. Draco was about to just run out of the room, screaming.
"Oh my gosh, Ginny! Want to try on this dress? I think it will look so good on you!" Hermione squealed, holding up a tight, pink and black dress on a hanger and stressing so. Another girl was trying desperately to grab it away from Hermione, but Hermione was taller so she could easily keep it out of her reach.
"Hey! That's my favorite party dress! I just got it dry cleaned! I don't want it to get ruined!" The girl giggled.
"Oh my gosh, my favorite song is on the radio!" Another girl shrieked. She turned the radio up all the way. Draco had to endure three minutes of Britney Spears making sounds like heavy breathing and groaning. All the other girls were desperately trying to turn off the radio, but the girl took it and ran around the room. Then another awful song came on and she turned it back down.
"Oh come on Ginny! Try it on! Just don't get it dirty or else Joanne here will get angry," Hermione handed Draco the dress. Here, let's change! I'm going to try on this dress too!" Hermione showed Draco a red dress in her hand. Hermione skipped to the bathroom and opened the door. She went in but then poked her head out. "Ginny, you coming?"
Draco looked at the red dress, then at Hermione's chest. The dress looked like it would be tight on Hermione. "Yeah, hold on!"
"Uh, Pansy?" Ginny asked as she stood by Pansy who was lying on a couch in the common room, doing her homework.
"Yes, sweetie?" Pansy stopped writing and hugged Ginny.
"I just, well, never mind, I'll just go back to bed, I was just coming to say good night," Ginny sighed. She thought that Pansy might slap her and get angry, and she would rather have Draco deal with that.
"Ok. Want me to tuck you in? Warm up your bed for you?" Pansy rubbed Ginny's back.
"No, it's fine, thanks. Ok, good night!" Ginny broke free and ran up the stairs. As she walked, she thought of Draco. He had to deal with that every day. Wow, I actually pity him! Well, it must not be so bad for him because he's a guy . . .Ginny thought.
"So did you do it?" Blaise asked. A few boys were already in the dorm.
Ginny looked around. "Oh, I didn't. I couldn't stand up to her . . ." Ginny said worriedly.
"Oh, ok then. Have a drink, fool around with some girls, do whatever," Blaise shrugged his shoulders.
Ew, Ginny thought. She took a glass and filled it up with some rum and sat down on Draco's bed. On the bed next to his there was a couple who were making out. Ginny watched them. It reminded her of Harry and her. They had never actually kissed, or even gone out, but they both knew they liked each other. She sighed and took a sip of her drink.
Hermione took off her shirt as Draco stared at her. "Ginny, why are you staring at me? It's like you're a boy or something!" Hermione said.
"Oh, no reason, I'm just tired, that's all," Draco turned around so Hermione wouldn't see him blushing. He looked down at Ginny's breasts and took of her shirt eagerly.
"Why are you now staring at your own breasts? Is something wrong?" Hermione asked.
"Oh, nothing," Draco quickly took Ginny's pants off, took a quick glance at her underwear, and put on the dress. He turned around and Hermione was wearing the red dress, and it was tight.
"Come on Ginny, let's go! Let's show off our beautiful dresses!" Hermione pulled Draco out of the bathroom and modeled for everybody. Draco walked over to the mirror and admired Ginny's body.
"Ginny, seriously! What is wrong with you? First you don't want to come to the party, you don't want your hair and nails done, and now you're looking at other's body parts! And yours, for that matter!" Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"I'm just tired. Maybe I should just go to sleep," Draco started walking towards the door, not showing his blushing face.
"Well, if you're going to go to sleep, at least give the dress back!" Hermione rolled her eyes and laughed. Draco turned around, went to the bathroom, and had fun changing.
"Hey Draco," A Slytherin girl came up to Ginny and sat on Draco's bed.
"Oh, hi. Would you mind maybe sitting a little farther away?" Ginny scooted away from the girl who was practically sitting in her lap. She girl looked offended and walked away to flirt with some other guy. Now I know how to get rid of girls, Ginny thought.
Blaise came over to Draco. "So I see you haven't done much tonight?"
Ginny looked at Blaise's unbuttoned shirt. "Yeah, I'm just tired."
"Is there anything wrong? You've been acting weird today," Blaise lied down next to Ginny stretched out.
"Oh, no. Hey, are you single?" Ginny blushed.
"You know that my girl is always cheating on other guys but won't accept it when I try to break up with her. Why, you have a girl for me?" Blaise asked.
"Yeah. You know that Weasley girl? She told me she liked you," Ginny looked away and thought.
"Well, you seem to have made friends with her today. I mean, I thought you hated all the Weasleys!" Blaise questioned.
"The Weasleys aren't so bad, you know. I was brought up to not like them by my father as you know. But today when I found the girl in our dorm, we talked a little, and now we're friends. It's just the way it is," Ginny rolled the words out on her tongue.
"Well if you're now her friend, well, you know I trust you, so I'll talk to her tomorrow," Blaise said. A girl caught Blaise's eye and motioned for him to come over to her. Blaise nodded to Ginny and walked away.
And then both Ginny and Draco laid down on each other's beds and feel asleep. It had been a long, stressful day.
Ginny and Draco entered the room at the same time, but from different doors. It was both their seventh year because Ginny had skipped from fifth to seventh, and they had both changed greatly from two years ago. Ginny got a job and bought a whole new wardrobe which she changed from old hand me downs to a collection of cargo pants and shirts with things such as her favorite bands and funny statements. She also got her tongue pierced. Draco, on the other hand, became obsessed with sports, and not only loved Quiddinch, but Muggle basketball as well. He still wore the same old stylish robes that he always wore, but he had a lip piercing. The two opposites sat down on different sides of the room, and their Charms lesson began.
"Now, today we will be doing an experiment. Mind that this has never been tested on humans before, but wizards think this will work," Professor Flitwick said. "It's called a mind switch. What you can do is switch someone's brain with anything in the world. Even a stone, as everyone here knows that even they have brains." Everyone laughed.
"What are we going to test this on?" Hermione asked.
"It's more like who we will test it on. I will split you up in pairs, and you must switch your minds. I would like everybody to write their names down on a piece of parchment along with which person they would want to have the body of in this room. It will be private, don't worry. In fact, the whole thing will be private. All the girls go out that door and all the boys go out the other. I will call two girls and two boys at a time to come in here, and you will find someplace to do the experiment. So, is everyone done writing?"
Ginny thought for a moment. She had her name written down. She looked over to Draco, her worst enemy, fighting with her major crush, Harry. Yet his life was so perfect. If she was him, she could make his life a living hell. And of course enjoy his luxuries. She quickly wrote his name down and handed it to Flitwick.
Draco thought and thought. He wondered who it would be, until another Slytherin boy tapped him on the shoulder and asked if they would be partners. Draco wrote down his name, Dexter Welty, and handed it to Flitwick.
Everyone was ushered out of the room, the girls out the door Ginny came through, and the boys out the door Draco came through. Flitwick called names, and many people went to go try the experiment. Of course he picked the parchment Ginny gave him, so he called Draco and Ginny.
Draco and Ginny went up to the Astronomy Tower because Ginny wanted to and Draco was indifferent. They decided to just do their work and not get in a fight.
"So you just wave your wand like this and say 'Change Brains'?" Ginny asked.
"Yea. Weird incantation, huh?" Draco said.
"Maybe it was made by an American who doesn't appreciate Latin. So lets try it. On the count of three, we'll both do it and that will be that," Ginny took a deep breath, counted to three, and they waved their wands. Ginny felt a strange tickly feeling, and before she knew it, she floated over to Draco's body and was looking out at herself through Draco's beautiful blue gray eyes.
When the spell was made, Draco felt itchy all over and his mind was dragged over to Ginny's body. He then looked out at himself through Ginny's hazel eyes.
"Whoa, my hair is messed up! Where's my gel?" Draco (who was in Ginny's body, but I will still call Draco just to add to the humor. Vice versa, by the way). Draco reached into his what used to be robe pocket and pulled out a jar of gel and plastered his what used to be hair down.
"How can you live like this? This gel feels horrible!" Ginny winced as Draco applied the gel. "Oh my gosh, my ring is on crooked!" Ginny reached into what used to be her mouth and fiddled around with her tongue ring. Draco winced in pain.
"Oh my gosh, my lip ring needs to be tightened!" Draco said incomprehensibly and reached over and started fiddling with his lip ring. Ginny felt this painful and therefore fiddled even more with her tongue ring. This torture of the two enemies fixing their piercings continued until blood got on Draco's robe so he gave up to clean the robe.
"How about we just switch back?" Draco suggested.
"Yeah, sure. On the count of three, 'Change Brains' and the wand movement backwards," Ginny said. The two did the spell, but nothing happened. They tried again, and again, and again . . .
"Why isn't this working? What's up with this?" Draco yelled in his new high pitched Ginny voice.
"Let's go tell Professor Flitwick!" Ginny boomed. The children ran back to the Charms classroom. All the students were vomiting.
"I'm so sorry that a Death Eater made up this spell, and I'll find a remedy to this! Oh, here's Draco and Ginny. It doesn't look like they're vomiting. Are you alright?" Flitwick shouted.
"Huh? Of course we're not alright! We can't switch back! This is fucked up!" Ginny yelled.
"It wasn't supposed to 'work'! A Death Eater made it up and got us all sick! Oh, it looks like you were vomiting blood, poor you! There's blood around your mouth, Draco!" Flitwick yelled.
"I'm not Draco, I'm Ginny! We switched, you know, no matter what was supposed to happen!" Ginny yelled.
"Well, whatever, help me take these kids to the Hospital Wing!" Flitwick started ushering the students out and lead them through the maze of Hogwart's hallways.
"Draco, how can you walk like this? Your feet are huge!" Ginny said. They had stayed behind in the hallway.
"How can I, a Malfoy, be stuck in this Weasley body? This is an outrage! I'm telling my father!" Draco yelled.
"Finally, you came to your senses! Ok, look, Professor Flitwick didn't believe us that it worked, so we're going to have to try to do this ourselves. Let's go to the library and do as much research as we can. Should we tell anyone?" Ginny said. She suddenly frowned and looked around. "Oh, hello Luna!"
Luna gave Ginny a weird glance and rushed over to Draco. "Gin, what are you doing with Malfoy, the Slytherin? And why did he say hello to me?" she whispered.
Draco glanced over at Ginny nervously and said, "I'm asking him out! He's so hot! Don't you think?"
Luna just stood there, staring blankly at Draco. Ginny almost fainted. She yelled, "Why would Dr- I mean Ginny, like me? I'm an ugly old bag! Ginny is telling me that right now, and telling me that Pansy broke up with me!"
"Um, ok, I'll just go right now . . ." Luna sped away.
"Hey, I found a good reason to stay in your body for a little while, hehe," Draco giggled.
"Ok, look, I don't want to mess up your life, and I don't want you to mess up mine. We are going to find some way to undo this spell, and you are going to help me!" Ginny grabbed her old body and smashed it against the wall. "Oh, wait, that was a mistake, now I'm going to be aching all over when I get it back!"
"Haha! Ouch . . ." Draco laughed then groaned.
"Whatever. Come on, library . . ." Ginny and Draco walked to the library and spent the rest of the afternoon looking up spell after spell.
"I wonder if there's a research center somewhere that we can owl and ask them for a remedy," Draco suggested.
"Yeah, that's a good idea. Wait, here they mention something about that, oh we can owl the Ministry!" Ginny lit up.
"Oh, wait, here's a private university. It's called Catmirror. They do a lot of research of spells there!" Draco got out a quill and parchment. The two wrote a letter:
Dear professors of Catmirror,
We have had an accident. We were told by our professor to do a spell that was supposed to switch minds. It worked for us, but we couldn't switch back. Everyone else who had tried it ended up throwing up. We were wondering if you could help us find a solution. The spell is 'Change Brains' while both the people move their wands to the left then up. Thank you!
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy and Virginia Weasley
They owled the letter. But suddenly, something happened.
"Um, Draco, I kind of need to use the restroom. What do I do?" Ginny asked Draco worriedly.
"Um, how about I'll help you while you just close your eyes?" Draco suggested.
"Ew! My own hands touching your thingy! Gross!" Ginny screamed.
They walked to the restroom, made sure the coast was clear, and went in.
"This is gross! No, it's fine! I'll just pee in your robes!" Ginny ranted.
"No, you will not pee in my robes. Just stand right here, over the toilet, now close your eyes . . ."
"No! Yuck! What if I miss? It will get all over MY hands and MY clothes!" Ginny yelled.
"Just shut up and close your eyes!" Draco growled. Ginny got scared so she shut up and closed her eyes. Draco pulled down what used to be his robes and helped Ginny do her business. "Now that wasn't so bad, was it?" Draco asked after Ginny was done and had opened her eyes.
"Wash my hands! Now!" Ginny screamed and raced over to the sinks.
"Now I need to go. Help me!" Draco said. Ginny sighed and led him back to the toilet.
"I'm hungry! I want food!" Draco whined. It was dinnertime, and Draco and Ginny were in Draco's dorm. Draco had put a locking charm on the door.
"Well you can't eat. It's my body. I don't want to get fat!" Ginny said.
"Oh god. You're anorexic?" Draco rolled Ginny's eyes.
"No! Fine! Go eat! I don't care!" Ginny shouted.
"Whoa, is something wrong? Today you've been acting really weird and shouting a lot," Draco trailed off. "Oh no. No, it can't be, is it what I think it is?"
"Just go eat," Ginny shooed him off. "I'm only angry because I'm stuck in your body."
"My mom always acts like this, once a month . . .PMS!" Draco shouted and laughed.
"Haha, you'll have to suffer having your period, haha this is going to be hilarious!" Ginny laughed.
"Oh god, ok, let's go to the library and do some more research," Draco said.
"What about food? I want food!" Ginny said. She got up and opened the door, right in front of Blaise Zambini's face (he's a boy in this story).
"Oh, hey man. What girl is in your room? Pansy is still in the Great Hall . . ." he said.
"Oh, just my newest girlfriend, Ginny. Hey, Ginny, why don't you come out? Stop hiding behind that chair!" Ginny smirked.
"Whoa, you're with the Weasley girl? What's into you? Is this a prank?" Blaise asked.
"Oh no, she's a really good kisser, and she's sweet. Hello, I love her!" Ginny snickered.
"Oh, no, Malfoy just needed to talk to me. It's because I stole 40 galleons from him, and he's angry," Draco got out of hiding and went to stand with Blaise and Ginny.
"Ok, this is just too weird for me. I'll just be out in the Common Room if you need me," Blaise walked away.
"Ok, why did you have to do that? Why did you say I'm in love with you?" Draco shouted.
"For fun. And why did you have to say I stole from you?" Ginny shouted back. They just glared at each other. "Come on, I'm hungry, let's go eat." They walked to the Great Hall, and Ginny sat with the Slytherins and Draco sat with the Gryffindors.
"Hey Ginny, what's up?" Harry asked. The trio was there, as the rest of the seventh years because the spell that the Death Eaters gave them was actually very simple and Madame Pomfery was able to fix it very easily.
"Why, nothing! What is up with you?" Draco put on a very fake smile and started twirling a lock of Ginny's hair.
"Hey, why are you acting all preppy?" Hermione asked.
"Psh whatever. Oh, P-Harry, what's the address of where you spend your summers?" Draco grinned evily.
"Gin, you know the address. But why did you ask that all of a sudden? I mean it's not like he's going to stay there over the summer, you know he's coming over and you can spend all your time with him!" Ron whispered harshly into Draco's ear.
"Oh, ok. Sorry, I'm just not thinking . . ." Draco blushed and buried himself into his food. Meanwhile at the Slytherin table . . .
"Hey Draco!" Pansy leaned her head on Ginny's shoulder.
"Ew, um, Pansy, could you get off me please?" Ginny asked as politely as she could.
"But I love you, Draco!" Pansy pouted.
"Stop being such a slut! Who knows? What if this is not really me? What if this is Ron who took some Polyjuice potion?" Ginny lost her temper.
"Ew, gross!" Pansy quickly took her head off Ginny's shoulder. She thought a moment, looked around, and placed her head back. "Oh, stop being silly, Draco. Ron is over there!"
"Ug," Ginny groaned. She ate uncomfortably.
Draco and Ginny met up after they finished eating. "Well, I guess now you're stuck in a dormitory full of girls. Lucky you, or wait. They're Gryffindors, so you won't have anything to do with them. Have fun," Ginny sniggered.
"Well you're stuck with a bunch of Slytherin boys. My friends are tough on me, so you'll end up with a lot of bruises by the time you get to sleep," Draco argued back.
"Ok, whatever. At least Slytherin guys are hot. So the password to Gryffindor is-"
"I'm not included in your list of hot Slytherin guys, right? Right!? Because you know you have no chance with me. Or any Slytherins, for that matter!" Draco lost it.
"I know that. And don't worry, just because you're hot it doesn't mean I like you because your rude and mean personality makes up for it. The password is Ferret tails. What's Slytherin's?" Ginny said matter-of- factly.
"Ugly redheads. Um, er, good bye!" Draco stormed off to Gryffindor. Ginny blinked a few times, then walked off to Slytherin.
"Hey, Ginny, we're having a party in my dorm! Want to join?" Hermione asked Draco as he walked into the Gryffindor common room. He looked around in disgust.
"Um, no thanks. I'm kind of tired," Draco yawned and walked by Hermione. She grabbed his arm and pulled him up the girl's staircase.
"Oh come on! It will be fun!"
"Hey Draco, we're having a party in our dorm! Is that ok or should we have it in someone else's dorm?" Blaise asked Ginny when she walked into Draco's dorm and found Blaise setting things up.
Ginny looked at Blaise. He had black hair that was always spiked up and hazel eyes that made you melt inside when you looked into them. He had such a sweet smile with a dimple in one cheek. When Ginny had her own body, she had to look up to see his face slightly, but now that she had Draco's body she could look into his eyes at eye level. "Sure!" She piped up.
"Ok, help me set up these drinks. Should we invite Pansy? I know how much she annoys you," Blaise said as he worked.
"Nah, that's fine. Why don't we invite my new girlfriend?" Ginny thought up.
"Oh yea, I forgot about that. I wanted to ask you. What was that all about?" Blaise raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, you know, you can just forget about that. It was a big misunderstanding, that Weasley girl was in here and I was trying to get her out, but we got in a fight. It's nothing," Ginny quickly thought up.
"Ok then. So you're single now? I mean did you break up with Pansy yet like you've been meaning to?" Blaise asked.
"Oh, no, how about I'll go do that right now! I'll be right back," Ginny ran out of the room, then sniggered.
"So what color nail polish do you want?" Lavender asked Draco.
"No thanks, I really don't want my nails done. It's fine," Draco pulled Ginny's fingers away. He had just come up to the party was being driven insane by a bunch of giggling, gossiping girls. They were all Gryffindors, of course. Draco was about to just run out of the room, screaming.
"Oh my gosh, Ginny! Want to try on this dress? I think it will look so good on you!" Hermione squealed, holding up a tight, pink and black dress on a hanger and stressing so. Another girl was trying desperately to grab it away from Hermione, but Hermione was taller so she could easily keep it out of her reach.
"Hey! That's my favorite party dress! I just got it dry cleaned! I don't want it to get ruined!" The girl giggled.
"Oh my gosh, my favorite song is on the radio!" Another girl shrieked. She turned the radio up all the way. Draco had to endure three minutes of Britney Spears making sounds like heavy breathing and groaning. All the other girls were desperately trying to turn off the radio, but the girl took it and ran around the room. Then another awful song came on and she turned it back down.
"Oh come on Ginny! Try it on! Just don't get it dirty or else Joanne here will get angry," Hermione handed Draco the dress. Here, let's change! I'm going to try on this dress too!" Hermione showed Draco a red dress in her hand. Hermione skipped to the bathroom and opened the door. She went in but then poked her head out. "Ginny, you coming?"
Draco looked at the red dress, then at Hermione's chest. The dress looked like it would be tight on Hermione. "Yeah, hold on!"
"Uh, Pansy?" Ginny asked as she stood by Pansy who was lying on a couch in the common room, doing her homework.
"Yes, sweetie?" Pansy stopped writing and hugged Ginny.
"I just, well, never mind, I'll just go back to bed, I was just coming to say good night," Ginny sighed. She thought that Pansy might slap her and get angry, and she would rather have Draco deal with that.
"Ok. Want me to tuck you in? Warm up your bed for you?" Pansy rubbed Ginny's back.
"No, it's fine, thanks. Ok, good night!" Ginny broke free and ran up the stairs. As she walked, she thought of Draco. He had to deal with that every day. Wow, I actually pity him! Well, it must not be so bad for him because he's a guy . . .Ginny thought.
"So did you do it?" Blaise asked. A few boys were already in the dorm.
Ginny looked around. "Oh, I didn't. I couldn't stand up to her . . ." Ginny said worriedly.
"Oh, ok then. Have a drink, fool around with some girls, do whatever," Blaise shrugged his shoulders.
Ew, Ginny thought. She took a glass and filled it up with some rum and sat down on Draco's bed. On the bed next to his there was a couple who were making out. Ginny watched them. It reminded her of Harry and her. They had never actually kissed, or even gone out, but they both knew they liked each other. She sighed and took a sip of her drink.
Hermione took off her shirt as Draco stared at her. "Ginny, why are you staring at me? It's like you're a boy or something!" Hermione said.
"Oh, no reason, I'm just tired, that's all," Draco turned around so Hermione wouldn't see him blushing. He looked down at Ginny's breasts and took of her shirt eagerly.
"Why are you now staring at your own breasts? Is something wrong?" Hermione asked.
"Oh, nothing," Draco quickly took Ginny's pants off, took a quick glance at her underwear, and put on the dress. He turned around and Hermione was wearing the red dress, and it was tight.
"Come on Ginny, let's go! Let's show off our beautiful dresses!" Hermione pulled Draco out of the bathroom and modeled for everybody. Draco walked over to the mirror and admired Ginny's body.
"Ginny, seriously! What is wrong with you? First you don't want to come to the party, you don't want your hair and nails done, and now you're looking at other's body parts! And yours, for that matter!" Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"I'm just tired. Maybe I should just go to sleep," Draco started walking towards the door, not showing his blushing face.
"Well, if you're going to go to sleep, at least give the dress back!" Hermione rolled her eyes and laughed. Draco turned around, went to the bathroom, and had fun changing.
"Hey Draco," A Slytherin girl came up to Ginny and sat on Draco's bed.
"Oh, hi. Would you mind maybe sitting a little farther away?" Ginny scooted away from the girl who was practically sitting in her lap. She girl looked offended and walked away to flirt with some other guy. Now I know how to get rid of girls, Ginny thought.
Blaise came over to Draco. "So I see you haven't done much tonight?"
Ginny looked at Blaise's unbuttoned shirt. "Yeah, I'm just tired."
"Is there anything wrong? You've been acting weird today," Blaise lied down next to Ginny stretched out.
"Oh, no. Hey, are you single?" Ginny blushed.
"You know that my girl is always cheating on other guys but won't accept it when I try to break up with her. Why, you have a girl for me?" Blaise asked.
"Yeah. You know that Weasley girl? She told me she liked you," Ginny looked away and thought.
"Well, you seem to have made friends with her today. I mean, I thought you hated all the Weasleys!" Blaise questioned.
"The Weasleys aren't so bad, you know. I was brought up to not like them by my father as you know. But today when I found the girl in our dorm, we talked a little, and now we're friends. It's just the way it is," Ginny rolled the words out on her tongue.
"Well if you're now her friend, well, you know I trust you, so I'll talk to her tomorrow," Blaise said. A girl caught Blaise's eye and motioned for him to come over to her. Blaise nodded to Ginny and walked away.
And then both Ginny and Draco laid down on each other's beds and feel asleep. It had been a long, stressful day.