Draco woke up, opened the curtains of his bed, went to the bathroom
half asleep and walked right into a wall. He felt around for a doorknob
and opened the door. He found the sink. Hmm, did I sleep in anyone else's
room or something? It's not my bathroom, he thought. He turned the tap on
and started washing his face, but long, red hair fell over his shoulder and
got wet. He looked in the mirror, saw Ginny's face, and remembered what
happened the day before. He sighed, and continued washing Ginny's face.
Ginny woke up and groaned once she remembered she was in Draco's body. This totally sucks. I guess I deserve it, because I had wanted to switch bodies with the popular bad boy in Slytherin, she thought. Oh great, I need to go pee! She opened her curtains and saw Blaise changing. He is so hot, Ginny thought. Oh, wait, he's going to talk to me! I need to tell Draco! She quickly grabbed some clothes and was about to take off Draco's robe when she realized she hadn't changed in Draco's body yet. She fell asleep the night before still in his robes. Maybe I'll just keep my eyes closed, she thought. She squeezed her eyes closed, took a deep breath, and unbuttoned the robe. She quickly changed, and opened her eyes again to Blaise standing right in front of her.
"So . . ." Blaise started.
"Huh? What?" Ginny grunted.
"What should I do with the little Weasley? Last night you told me that she likes me and we should get together. I think it's kind of weird, first of all, that you were associating with a Gryffindor, especially a Weasley. It's weird that you would actually have a civil conversation with her, have her trust you enough to tell you that she liked me, and what's weirdest is that you actually told me and want me to like her back!" Blaise blurted out and got angrier and angrier as he told Ginny.
"Oh. Um, I'll get her to talk to you!" Ginny ran out of the dorm and into the Great Hall. She looked for Draco. She saw him and ran up to him.
"What is it?" Draco asked.
"Ok. Can you please go and flirt with Blaise please? Or just talk to him? And if he asks you out can you please say yes?" Ginny blurted out.
"What? Blaise is my friend. I don't know why you can't do that when you're back in your own body. But I am not going to flirt with my own friend. Besides, why would a Slytherin even talk to a Gryffindor?" Draco replied.
"I'm a Gryffindor, you're a Slytherin, we're having a civil conversation . . . "Ginny said in an annoying voice.
"Well, what do you expect? We've switched bodies!" Draco shouted back. "In fact, I wonder why Flitwick put us together . . . "
"Um, well . . ." Ginny looked down at her feet.
"What!? You chose for us to switch? I thought that it was simply because no one else was left! It's all your fault!" Draco shouted in rage.
"Well, I mean you have a way better life than I do, and all my friends were taken . . ." Ginny blushed.
"What is your problem! Gosh! Well, I guess your idea of me getting Blaise to like you is never going to work . . . "Draco smirked and turned around.
"I'll, um, I'll do anything!" Ginny pleased.
"Hmm, like . . ." Draco thought about what he could get from the Weasley. "Aha! I know what I will have you do in return for putting up with Blaise. But follow me, It's top secret."
Meanwhile, at Catmirror, the professors were trying to figure out a way to switch back the brains of Draco and Ginny. Finally, one professor made one sign of knowing anything at all:
"Aha!"
"What!? What is it, Professor Anderson?" another professor ran up to him. All the other professors followed.
"It's simple! They each take a dose of Polyjuice potion!" Professor Anderson answered.
"But that will only switch their brains back temporarily!" another professor shot back.
"But that's not all they do. They perform a spell that keeps their brains in their right bodies. Also, they have to add an ingredient to the Polyjuice potion. It must be added while it's brewing, so they will have to make it themselves," Professor Anderson continued.
"But you can't just brew potions at Hogwarts! Remember when we were at Hogwarts?" the same professor argued.
"Well, we can, but they will have to give us the ingredient," Professor Anderson sighed.
"Well, what is it?" a different professor asked.
"A kiss sealed in a jar . . . "Professor Anderson trailed off.
"Well, anyone can kiss anyone! We could kiss our wives and use that kiss!" yet another professor said.
"No, it has to be from . . . Draco and Ginny," Professor Anderson sighed.
"But, they're Malfoys and Weasleys! How's that going to work?" the same professor shouted in surprise.
"You were the one who said anyone can kiss anyone. They will have to prove how badly they want to be themselves again. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a letter to write to Ms. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy," Professor pushed away the crowd and walked towards the study.
"Oh, it looks like we got the response from Catmirror!" Ginny squealed and ran towards the owl bearing the letter seated on the Gryffindor table.
"Hey! Don't read that right away! We still have to carry out our sides of the bargains!" Draco ran and blocked Ginny from the owl.
"Remember how I hurt you yesterday?" Ginny smirked.
"Oh yeah. I Don't think I will punch people anymore. It just hurts too much!" Draco moved to the side rubbing Ginny's arm.
"Thank you," Ginny grabbed the letter, and the owl flew off. She ran to the empty corridor, because everyone was still at breakfast. Ginny opened it and Draco looked at it over her shoulder. They read it silently, loosing hope second by second.
Dear Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley,
We have found a way to get you out of the situation you're in. But it will take two weeks at least to solve. You must take Polyjuice potion to turn each other into yourselves and perform a Gluing spell on your heads (don't worry, you can take it off in an hour). But we can't just send you already made Polyjuice potion because we need a special ingredient that must be added when brewing from you. A kiss sealed in a jar made by both of you. Please send us the missing ingredient, and we will do our best to speed up the process of making it for you. We must charge four sickles for the potion, because the ingredients are very expensive. Please send the money along with the kiss.
Sincerely,
Professor Anderson, Head of Research Center at Catmirror University
"Oh god! This is awful!" Ginny said.
"Well, what can you do?" Draco answered. "Now, a month will be plenty of time for us to do our bargain. Let's just send them the kiss and money, I'll pay for it!"
"Wow, Malfoy, I never knew you could be such a gentleman!" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Hey! I am a gentleman! That's why all the girls love me!" Draco threw out his arms and laughed.
"Oh please. They like you because you look good," Ginny giggled.
"You think that?" Draco raised an eyebrow at Ginny.
"Of course not! I'm after Blaise, you know that!" Ginny answered automatically, too quickly to let herself think about it for once.
"Don't try to deny it, you can't resist my charm!" Draco laughed.
"Oh, stop being so narcissistic," Ginny swatted at him playfully.
"Well I am narcissistic! That's why I'm so eager to kiss myself and get back to my beautiful body and out of this ugly, Weasley body!" Draco cringed when he said Weasley.
"Hey! You think I'm ugly!" Ginny pouted.
"Ok, fine, you are beautiful. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met! I just want to . . . "Draco put his arms on what used to be his shoulders.
"Malfoy, how can we stand each other through all this?" Ginny looked away at the wall.
"Because we're stuck in each other's bodies!" Draco took Ginny's arms off his shoulders.
"But I mean, we didn't really act like we hated each other throughout this whole thing. If it were you and my brother, for example, both of you would probably have been dead by now!" Ginny sighed and looked down at the ground.
"Well whatever, let's just get on with the kiss!" Draco tapped his foot on the ground impatiently. But Ginny looked at Draco's watch and gasped.
"Oh my gosh, it's time for class! Got to go, bye!" Ginny sped off to Draco's Charms class. Draco shrugged, looked at Ginny's schedule and saw that she had Potions. He threw Ginny's bag over his shoulder and walked off to the dungeons.
Ginny decided to actually pay attention and take notes for Draco, because she wanted him to do the same in return.
"So please, take out your books and turn to page 241," Professor Flitwick announced. As the class groaned and started flipping through pages, Ginny saw the method of doing a Gluing spell at the front of the book. She wrote down how to do it and turned to page 241.
Draco wrote notes, not even thinking about how they were for Ginny. Ron elbowed him.
"Are you really Malfoy?" Ron whispered. He didn't get caught because at that moment Snape was yelling at Neville for not writing perfect notes.
"Yes. That switching spell that we did yesterday actually worked on your sister and I. So you actually paid attention when your sister and I were telling Professor Flitwick. I didn't know Weasley's could pay attention to anything," Draco sneered.
"Well, I believe you because you just said that! Well, you better switch my sister back to her body soon, or else . . . "Ron threatened.
"A Weasley like you couldn't harm me at all," Draco sniggered.
"Why you little . . . "Ron started.
"Silence!" Snape yelled. He walked over to Draco's and Ron's desk. "What is going on here?"
"Oh, Professor, you see, there is a big problem here. Weasley and I have switched bodies, and so I don't get what you're talking about, because Slytherin isn't at the same level as Gryffindor. I was just telling this Weasley about it so he would know his sister's mind is actually in Draco Malfoy's body," Draco explained quickly.
"So you're Draco Malfoy, huh?" Snape leaned on the desk and looked at Draco in the eye.
"Yes, and I want my body back!" Draco whined.
"Enough of your silly games, Ms. Weasley! Twenty points from Gryffindor! Now, on with the lesson," Snape stormed to the front of the class and finished lecturing about man made ingredients used for potions. He started talking about kisses being added to potions, so Draco paid attention as well as took notes.
"Kisses strengthen potions. Of course, it isn't the most powerful ingredient that can strengthen a potion, but it personalizes the potion, therefore making it work only for the two people who kissed, and it is also easy to get. It's not like you really have to love the person to make it work. But love makes it stronger . . . "Snape lectured. "It is captured by the people who just kissed blowing into a container. Jars work best. Tiny pink hearts appear in the jar, and to use it in a potion, you let the hearts float into the potion while it's still brewing. The more love behind the kiss makes the hearts lighter pink. It looks like it is time to go. You are dismissed."
After several more classes, it was lunchtime and Draco found Ginny.
"I need to talk to you. Privately," Draco ushered Ginny away from the Slytherins.
"What's up with Draco? Why is he talking with this Gryffindor ever since yesterday?" Pansy asked Crabbe as soon as Draco and Ginny were out of sight. Crabbe just shrugged and continued eating.
"He's made friends with her. They supposedly are close enough to talk about their love lives together, because Draco wants to pair her with me," Blaise said.
"What!?" Pansy shrieked, startled. "Draco is mine! I will not share him with that, Weasley!"
"Relax Pansy. Obviously the Weasley likes me, so they're only friends," Blaise reassured Pansy.
"Still, why is he acting like that? Something's wrong with him. I'm going to talk to him," Pansy got up from the table, shook her hair, and went to find Draco.
"I know how to capture kisses," Draco said as soon as they had locked the door of the empty classroom.
"And I know how to do a gluing charm. Your point?" Ginny looked down at her eyes looking up at her.
"We should get on with the kiss, send it with the money, and do what we have to do!" Draco argued.
"I see. But I don't think I'm prepared to kiss myself. Especially in this body," Ginny sneered.
"Who cares? The sooner we do this, the sooner you get to be Ginny Weasley again! The sooner I get to be Draco Malfoy!" Draco yelled. "Ok, look, I have a jar with me. I'm prepared to do it."
"Well I'm not!" Ginny was about to burst into tears. Draco pushed Ginny against the wall. "Hey! Don't rape me!"
"Think of it as you kissing yourself," Draco said.
"Girls aren't used to that, you know! I'm sorry that guys masturbate but I'm not a guy!" Ginny screamed. Draco took a deep breath, closed his eyes, put his lips inches away from his own, but then the door opened.
"What the . . . "Pansy nearly fainted, but she gained control of herself and rushed over to her boyfriend to get the Weasley off of him. "Draco, what are you doing!?"
"Oh, help me dear!" Ginny put her arm out to be dramatic. Pansy pushed Draco off Ginny.
"What are you doing with my guy?" Pansy asked threateningly.
"Angelcake, you don't know what's happening," Draco put his hand on Pansy's shoulder.
"What? Draco calls me that! What's up with this?" Pansy flipped out.
"I told you, you don't know what's happening!" Draco shouted.
"Just tell me what is happening here! I have the right to know everything that Draco knows about!" Pansy growled.
Ginny finally took action. "Ginny and I were getting it on until you came here! Look at you, you ugly slut! What ever made you think I loved you!?"
"You're breaking up with me?" Pansy sniffled.
"Yes! I hate you, you know that! Who were you kidding when you thought I loved you?" Ginny snapped.
"Fine! Do whatever with this Weasley! Be a disgrace to your family and your fellow Slytherins! Because I don't care anymore!" Pansy stomped off, out of the room.
"Gee, thanks for getting her off of me! Everything you said, I would have said if I had the courage!" Draco said once he got out of his trance from shock.
"You're welcome," Ginny smirked.
"Just now everyone will think that I'm dating you. That's kind of bad," Draco made a face expressing his fear.
"Uh oh," Ginny said. "I don't think I should have said that . . . "
"Well, I guess you don't have a chance with your beloved Blaise . . . "Draco sighed.
"That means I don't have to do what you wanted me to do in return for you hooking Blaise and I up, thank god," Ginny said.
"But, but . . . "Draco frowned. "Ok. What do you want for doing that?"
"Hmm . . . "Ginny stared at the ceiling in thought. "Turn back time and help me stop what just happened. Or better yet, turn back time to yesterday so I won't switch us and none of this would have happened."
"I can stop what just happened, but not our whole switching thing. Because you need to be in my body to do it," Draco stated.
"Ok. Let's do it then!" Ginny piped up. Draco dug in his bag and found his Time Turner with his name engraved on the gold at the base of the hourglass. He slipped the chain around Ginny's neck and his neck and turned the hourglass over once. Ginny felt the world slip past her and time pushing her back. She opened her eyes and saw that Draco had already put the Time Turner away and was peeking outside. She went and looked over his shoulder.
"The coast is clear, let's go," Draco pulled Ginny out into the hallway. Draco checked Ginny's watch. "We've got 36 minutes until we're let out of class."
"What should we do until then?" Ginny asked.
"Prepare you for your task," Draco said in an elegant, gentleman like voice.
"You know, I'm not so sure I want to do it anymore. I have a feeling it's a bad thing to do . . . "Ginny said.
"It's perfectly safe. Anyways, I've passed my Apparation test, so you can go there easily," Draco reassured Ginny.
"But why can't I do this in my own body?" Ginny whined.
"Because someone will be waiting there for me to deliver the item, not you," Draco said. "I think we should do the kiss sometime soon if we ever want to have our old bodies back."
"Ok, how about after everything is solved," Ginny said.
"Ok, ok," Draco sighed. He sat down along the wall. Ginny slid down next to him. They looked into each other's eyes, and suddenly Draco farted. Ginny was startled. "Sorry about that!"
"Ew, I didn't know Malfoy's farted!" Ginny giggled, than gagged because she had just smelled it.
"Everybody farts, gosh!" Draco blushed.
"Whatever," Ginny rolled her eyes, then the bell rang. "Ok, so what should we do?"
"Hide!" Draco pulled Ginny into another empty classroom and looked through the keyhole at the students rushing into the Great Hall.
"Hey, I want to see!" Ginny pushed Draco out of the way just in time to see Draco and herself run by. "That's awesome! But I really should do something about my hair, it doesn't exactly look good . . . "
"Oh please," Draco rolled his eyes.
"I should have worn different shoes, they look awful with that shirt! Wait . . . Draco!" Ginny shouted.
"What?" Draco sighed.
"I need to teach you about fashion if you're going to be me," Ginny tsked.
"Ok, whatever, let's go stop Pansy," Draco opened the door so Ginny tumbled over. They ran out to the doors of the Great Hall and watched with one door ajar.
"Ok, we're coming, let's leave," Ginny ran away from the door and Draco followed. They hid behind a statue and watched themselves walking by. They went into the classroom, so they came out from the statue. They stood outside the classroom and waited for Pansy to come.
"Should we go to the Great Hall to see what's happening? I thought Pansy came by this time," Draco followed by Ginny went to the Great Hall just in time to see Pansy leaving through the other doors. Blaise motioned for Ginny to sit back down, but Ginny shook Draco's head and the two ran out after Pansy. Harry came up to them.
"Hey, guys, what's going on?" he asked.
"Can't talk now," Draco pushed by Harry and Ginny followed. Ron stuck his foot out and tripped Draco.
"What did you do that for?" Ginny gave him a look.
"Oops, forgot that that's Malfoy," Ron giggled.
"Why, Weasley," Draco got up and glared at Ron.
"Come on, we have no time to waste, let's go," Ginny pulled Draco away, but at that time Pansy had come sobbing into the Great Hall again.
"Oh great, we need to go back to the classroom!" Draco and Ginny sped out of the Great Hall faster than anyone could stop them.
"He dumped me! He's now with that Weasley!" Pansy came sobbing to the Slytherin table.
"How could he dump you? He and the Weasley girl were in the Great Hall the whole time you were gone! They came back right when you left!" Blaise pointed out.
"That's not true! They're not here now! They were in a classroom kissing!" Pansy sobbed.
"Have you been doing acid again?" Blaise asked.
"Oh yeah! I took some this morning! Yay! Draco is still mine!" Pansy shouted with glee.
"So that's why you were so tense. But you really shouldn't be doing that, you know," Blaise shook his finger at Pansy.
"Ok, I'll stop. But Draco is all mine! If only he would stop talking to the Weasley . . . "Pansy sighed.
"That's what you always say," Blaise rolled his eyes. Draco and Ginny came in and sat back down to eat, reassuring Pansy.
AN: Ok, so how was it? Sorry I didn't do an author's note on the first chapter and I'm sorry I wrote Whatever I'll Name This Later at the beginning, but it was because I wasn't going to put that document on Fanfiction and I didn't know what to call it and yeah. So sorry about that, but I hope both chapters amused you! Here are the thank yous:
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Ginny woke up and groaned once she remembered she was in Draco's body. This totally sucks. I guess I deserve it, because I had wanted to switch bodies with the popular bad boy in Slytherin, she thought. Oh great, I need to go pee! She opened her curtains and saw Blaise changing. He is so hot, Ginny thought. Oh, wait, he's going to talk to me! I need to tell Draco! She quickly grabbed some clothes and was about to take off Draco's robe when she realized she hadn't changed in Draco's body yet. She fell asleep the night before still in his robes. Maybe I'll just keep my eyes closed, she thought. She squeezed her eyes closed, took a deep breath, and unbuttoned the robe. She quickly changed, and opened her eyes again to Blaise standing right in front of her.
"So . . ." Blaise started.
"Huh? What?" Ginny grunted.
"What should I do with the little Weasley? Last night you told me that she likes me and we should get together. I think it's kind of weird, first of all, that you were associating with a Gryffindor, especially a Weasley. It's weird that you would actually have a civil conversation with her, have her trust you enough to tell you that she liked me, and what's weirdest is that you actually told me and want me to like her back!" Blaise blurted out and got angrier and angrier as he told Ginny.
"Oh. Um, I'll get her to talk to you!" Ginny ran out of the dorm and into the Great Hall. She looked for Draco. She saw him and ran up to him.
"What is it?" Draco asked.
"Ok. Can you please go and flirt with Blaise please? Or just talk to him? And if he asks you out can you please say yes?" Ginny blurted out.
"What? Blaise is my friend. I don't know why you can't do that when you're back in your own body. But I am not going to flirt with my own friend. Besides, why would a Slytherin even talk to a Gryffindor?" Draco replied.
"I'm a Gryffindor, you're a Slytherin, we're having a civil conversation . . . "Ginny said in an annoying voice.
"Well, what do you expect? We've switched bodies!" Draco shouted back. "In fact, I wonder why Flitwick put us together . . . "
"Um, well . . ." Ginny looked down at her feet.
"What!? You chose for us to switch? I thought that it was simply because no one else was left! It's all your fault!" Draco shouted in rage.
"Well, I mean you have a way better life than I do, and all my friends were taken . . ." Ginny blushed.
"What is your problem! Gosh! Well, I guess your idea of me getting Blaise to like you is never going to work . . . "Draco smirked and turned around.
"I'll, um, I'll do anything!" Ginny pleased.
"Hmm, like . . ." Draco thought about what he could get from the Weasley. "Aha! I know what I will have you do in return for putting up with Blaise. But follow me, It's top secret."
Meanwhile, at Catmirror, the professors were trying to figure out a way to switch back the brains of Draco and Ginny. Finally, one professor made one sign of knowing anything at all:
"Aha!"
"What!? What is it, Professor Anderson?" another professor ran up to him. All the other professors followed.
"It's simple! They each take a dose of Polyjuice potion!" Professor Anderson answered.
"But that will only switch their brains back temporarily!" another professor shot back.
"But that's not all they do. They perform a spell that keeps their brains in their right bodies. Also, they have to add an ingredient to the Polyjuice potion. It must be added while it's brewing, so they will have to make it themselves," Professor Anderson continued.
"But you can't just brew potions at Hogwarts! Remember when we were at Hogwarts?" the same professor argued.
"Well, we can, but they will have to give us the ingredient," Professor Anderson sighed.
"Well, what is it?" a different professor asked.
"A kiss sealed in a jar . . . "Professor Anderson trailed off.
"Well, anyone can kiss anyone! We could kiss our wives and use that kiss!" yet another professor said.
"No, it has to be from . . . Draco and Ginny," Professor Anderson sighed.
"But, they're Malfoys and Weasleys! How's that going to work?" the same professor shouted in surprise.
"You were the one who said anyone can kiss anyone. They will have to prove how badly they want to be themselves again. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a letter to write to Ms. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy," Professor pushed away the crowd and walked towards the study.
"Oh, it looks like we got the response from Catmirror!" Ginny squealed and ran towards the owl bearing the letter seated on the Gryffindor table.
"Hey! Don't read that right away! We still have to carry out our sides of the bargains!" Draco ran and blocked Ginny from the owl.
"Remember how I hurt you yesterday?" Ginny smirked.
"Oh yeah. I Don't think I will punch people anymore. It just hurts too much!" Draco moved to the side rubbing Ginny's arm.
"Thank you," Ginny grabbed the letter, and the owl flew off. She ran to the empty corridor, because everyone was still at breakfast. Ginny opened it and Draco looked at it over her shoulder. They read it silently, loosing hope second by second.
Dear Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley,
We have found a way to get you out of the situation you're in. But it will take two weeks at least to solve. You must take Polyjuice potion to turn each other into yourselves and perform a Gluing spell on your heads (don't worry, you can take it off in an hour). But we can't just send you already made Polyjuice potion because we need a special ingredient that must be added when brewing from you. A kiss sealed in a jar made by both of you. Please send us the missing ingredient, and we will do our best to speed up the process of making it for you. We must charge four sickles for the potion, because the ingredients are very expensive. Please send the money along with the kiss.
Sincerely,
Professor Anderson, Head of Research Center at Catmirror University
"Oh god! This is awful!" Ginny said.
"Well, what can you do?" Draco answered. "Now, a month will be plenty of time for us to do our bargain. Let's just send them the kiss and money, I'll pay for it!"
"Wow, Malfoy, I never knew you could be such a gentleman!" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Hey! I am a gentleman! That's why all the girls love me!" Draco threw out his arms and laughed.
"Oh please. They like you because you look good," Ginny giggled.
"You think that?" Draco raised an eyebrow at Ginny.
"Of course not! I'm after Blaise, you know that!" Ginny answered automatically, too quickly to let herself think about it for once.
"Don't try to deny it, you can't resist my charm!" Draco laughed.
"Oh, stop being so narcissistic," Ginny swatted at him playfully.
"Well I am narcissistic! That's why I'm so eager to kiss myself and get back to my beautiful body and out of this ugly, Weasley body!" Draco cringed when he said Weasley.
"Hey! You think I'm ugly!" Ginny pouted.
"Ok, fine, you are beautiful. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met! I just want to . . . "Draco put his arms on what used to be his shoulders.
"Malfoy, how can we stand each other through all this?" Ginny looked away at the wall.
"Because we're stuck in each other's bodies!" Draco took Ginny's arms off his shoulders.
"But I mean, we didn't really act like we hated each other throughout this whole thing. If it were you and my brother, for example, both of you would probably have been dead by now!" Ginny sighed and looked down at the ground.
"Well whatever, let's just get on with the kiss!" Draco tapped his foot on the ground impatiently. But Ginny looked at Draco's watch and gasped.
"Oh my gosh, it's time for class! Got to go, bye!" Ginny sped off to Draco's Charms class. Draco shrugged, looked at Ginny's schedule and saw that she had Potions. He threw Ginny's bag over his shoulder and walked off to the dungeons.
Ginny decided to actually pay attention and take notes for Draco, because she wanted him to do the same in return.
"So please, take out your books and turn to page 241," Professor Flitwick announced. As the class groaned and started flipping through pages, Ginny saw the method of doing a Gluing spell at the front of the book. She wrote down how to do it and turned to page 241.
Draco wrote notes, not even thinking about how they were for Ginny. Ron elbowed him.
"Are you really Malfoy?" Ron whispered. He didn't get caught because at that moment Snape was yelling at Neville for not writing perfect notes.
"Yes. That switching spell that we did yesterday actually worked on your sister and I. So you actually paid attention when your sister and I were telling Professor Flitwick. I didn't know Weasley's could pay attention to anything," Draco sneered.
"Well, I believe you because you just said that! Well, you better switch my sister back to her body soon, or else . . . "Ron threatened.
"A Weasley like you couldn't harm me at all," Draco sniggered.
"Why you little . . . "Ron started.
"Silence!" Snape yelled. He walked over to Draco's and Ron's desk. "What is going on here?"
"Oh, Professor, you see, there is a big problem here. Weasley and I have switched bodies, and so I don't get what you're talking about, because Slytherin isn't at the same level as Gryffindor. I was just telling this Weasley about it so he would know his sister's mind is actually in Draco Malfoy's body," Draco explained quickly.
"So you're Draco Malfoy, huh?" Snape leaned on the desk and looked at Draco in the eye.
"Yes, and I want my body back!" Draco whined.
"Enough of your silly games, Ms. Weasley! Twenty points from Gryffindor! Now, on with the lesson," Snape stormed to the front of the class and finished lecturing about man made ingredients used for potions. He started talking about kisses being added to potions, so Draco paid attention as well as took notes.
"Kisses strengthen potions. Of course, it isn't the most powerful ingredient that can strengthen a potion, but it personalizes the potion, therefore making it work only for the two people who kissed, and it is also easy to get. It's not like you really have to love the person to make it work. But love makes it stronger . . . "Snape lectured. "It is captured by the people who just kissed blowing into a container. Jars work best. Tiny pink hearts appear in the jar, and to use it in a potion, you let the hearts float into the potion while it's still brewing. The more love behind the kiss makes the hearts lighter pink. It looks like it is time to go. You are dismissed."
After several more classes, it was lunchtime and Draco found Ginny.
"I need to talk to you. Privately," Draco ushered Ginny away from the Slytherins.
"What's up with Draco? Why is he talking with this Gryffindor ever since yesterday?" Pansy asked Crabbe as soon as Draco and Ginny were out of sight. Crabbe just shrugged and continued eating.
"He's made friends with her. They supposedly are close enough to talk about their love lives together, because Draco wants to pair her with me," Blaise said.
"What!?" Pansy shrieked, startled. "Draco is mine! I will not share him with that, Weasley!"
"Relax Pansy. Obviously the Weasley likes me, so they're only friends," Blaise reassured Pansy.
"Still, why is he acting like that? Something's wrong with him. I'm going to talk to him," Pansy got up from the table, shook her hair, and went to find Draco.
"I know how to capture kisses," Draco said as soon as they had locked the door of the empty classroom.
"And I know how to do a gluing charm. Your point?" Ginny looked down at her eyes looking up at her.
"We should get on with the kiss, send it with the money, and do what we have to do!" Draco argued.
"I see. But I don't think I'm prepared to kiss myself. Especially in this body," Ginny sneered.
"Who cares? The sooner we do this, the sooner you get to be Ginny Weasley again! The sooner I get to be Draco Malfoy!" Draco yelled. "Ok, look, I have a jar with me. I'm prepared to do it."
"Well I'm not!" Ginny was about to burst into tears. Draco pushed Ginny against the wall. "Hey! Don't rape me!"
"Think of it as you kissing yourself," Draco said.
"Girls aren't used to that, you know! I'm sorry that guys masturbate but I'm not a guy!" Ginny screamed. Draco took a deep breath, closed his eyes, put his lips inches away from his own, but then the door opened.
"What the . . . "Pansy nearly fainted, but she gained control of herself and rushed over to her boyfriend to get the Weasley off of him. "Draco, what are you doing!?"
"Oh, help me dear!" Ginny put her arm out to be dramatic. Pansy pushed Draco off Ginny.
"What are you doing with my guy?" Pansy asked threateningly.
"Angelcake, you don't know what's happening," Draco put his hand on Pansy's shoulder.
"What? Draco calls me that! What's up with this?" Pansy flipped out.
"I told you, you don't know what's happening!" Draco shouted.
"Just tell me what is happening here! I have the right to know everything that Draco knows about!" Pansy growled.
Ginny finally took action. "Ginny and I were getting it on until you came here! Look at you, you ugly slut! What ever made you think I loved you!?"
"You're breaking up with me?" Pansy sniffled.
"Yes! I hate you, you know that! Who were you kidding when you thought I loved you?" Ginny snapped.
"Fine! Do whatever with this Weasley! Be a disgrace to your family and your fellow Slytherins! Because I don't care anymore!" Pansy stomped off, out of the room.
"Gee, thanks for getting her off of me! Everything you said, I would have said if I had the courage!" Draco said once he got out of his trance from shock.
"You're welcome," Ginny smirked.
"Just now everyone will think that I'm dating you. That's kind of bad," Draco made a face expressing his fear.
"Uh oh," Ginny said. "I don't think I should have said that . . . "
"Well, I guess you don't have a chance with your beloved Blaise . . . "Draco sighed.
"That means I don't have to do what you wanted me to do in return for you hooking Blaise and I up, thank god," Ginny said.
"But, but . . . "Draco frowned. "Ok. What do you want for doing that?"
"Hmm . . . "Ginny stared at the ceiling in thought. "Turn back time and help me stop what just happened. Or better yet, turn back time to yesterday so I won't switch us and none of this would have happened."
"I can stop what just happened, but not our whole switching thing. Because you need to be in my body to do it," Draco stated.
"Ok. Let's do it then!" Ginny piped up. Draco dug in his bag and found his Time Turner with his name engraved on the gold at the base of the hourglass. He slipped the chain around Ginny's neck and his neck and turned the hourglass over once. Ginny felt the world slip past her and time pushing her back. She opened her eyes and saw that Draco had already put the Time Turner away and was peeking outside. She went and looked over his shoulder.
"The coast is clear, let's go," Draco pulled Ginny out into the hallway. Draco checked Ginny's watch. "We've got 36 minutes until we're let out of class."
"What should we do until then?" Ginny asked.
"Prepare you for your task," Draco said in an elegant, gentleman like voice.
"You know, I'm not so sure I want to do it anymore. I have a feeling it's a bad thing to do . . . "Ginny said.
"It's perfectly safe. Anyways, I've passed my Apparation test, so you can go there easily," Draco reassured Ginny.
"But why can't I do this in my own body?" Ginny whined.
"Because someone will be waiting there for me to deliver the item, not you," Draco said. "I think we should do the kiss sometime soon if we ever want to have our old bodies back."
"Ok, how about after everything is solved," Ginny said.
"Ok, ok," Draco sighed. He sat down along the wall. Ginny slid down next to him. They looked into each other's eyes, and suddenly Draco farted. Ginny was startled. "Sorry about that!"
"Ew, I didn't know Malfoy's farted!" Ginny giggled, than gagged because she had just smelled it.
"Everybody farts, gosh!" Draco blushed.
"Whatever," Ginny rolled her eyes, then the bell rang. "Ok, so what should we do?"
"Hide!" Draco pulled Ginny into another empty classroom and looked through the keyhole at the students rushing into the Great Hall.
"Hey, I want to see!" Ginny pushed Draco out of the way just in time to see Draco and herself run by. "That's awesome! But I really should do something about my hair, it doesn't exactly look good . . . "
"Oh please," Draco rolled his eyes.
"I should have worn different shoes, they look awful with that shirt! Wait . . . Draco!" Ginny shouted.
"What?" Draco sighed.
"I need to teach you about fashion if you're going to be me," Ginny tsked.
"Ok, whatever, let's go stop Pansy," Draco opened the door so Ginny tumbled over. They ran out to the doors of the Great Hall and watched with one door ajar.
"Ok, we're coming, let's leave," Ginny ran away from the door and Draco followed. They hid behind a statue and watched themselves walking by. They went into the classroom, so they came out from the statue. They stood outside the classroom and waited for Pansy to come.
"Should we go to the Great Hall to see what's happening? I thought Pansy came by this time," Draco followed by Ginny went to the Great Hall just in time to see Pansy leaving through the other doors. Blaise motioned for Ginny to sit back down, but Ginny shook Draco's head and the two ran out after Pansy. Harry came up to them.
"Hey, guys, what's going on?" he asked.
"Can't talk now," Draco pushed by Harry and Ginny followed. Ron stuck his foot out and tripped Draco.
"What did you do that for?" Ginny gave him a look.
"Oops, forgot that that's Malfoy," Ron giggled.
"Why, Weasley," Draco got up and glared at Ron.
"Come on, we have no time to waste, let's go," Ginny pulled Draco away, but at that time Pansy had come sobbing into the Great Hall again.
"Oh great, we need to go back to the classroom!" Draco and Ginny sped out of the Great Hall faster than anyone could stop them.
"He dumped me! He's now with that Weasley!" Pansy came sobbing to the Slytherin table.
"How could he dump you? He and the Weasley girl were in the Great Hall the whole time you were gone! They came back right when you left!" Blaise pointed out.
"That's not true! They're not here now! They were in a classroom kissing!" Pansy sobbed.
"Have you been doing acid again?" Blaise asked.
"Oh yeah! I took some this morning! Yay! Draco is still mine!" Pansy shouted with glee.
"So that's why you were so tense. But you really shouldn't be doing that, you know," Blaise shook his finger at Pansy.
"Ok, I'll stop. But Draco is all mine! If only he would stop talking to the Weasley . . . "Pansy sighed.
"That's what you always say," Blaise rolled his eyes. Draco and Ginny came in and sat back down to eat, reassuring Pansy.
AN: Ok, so how was it? Sorry I didn't do an author's note on the first chapter and I'm sorry I wrote Whatever I'll Name This Later at the beginning, but it was because I wasn't going to put that document on Fanfiction and I didn't know what to call it and yeah. So sorry about that, but I hope both chapters amused you! Here are the thank yous:
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