"I need to go pee!" Draco told Ginny when he had finished eating.
"Ok fine!" Ginny rolled her eyes with a mouthful of chewed chicken. She followed him to the bathroom, checked that the coast was clear, and went in and locked the stall. "Close your eyes!"
"Why?" Draco laughed.
"You really want to see me naked? Remember, I'm a Weasley!" Ginny warned him.
"So what?" Draco said and then realized what he had said and covered his mouth.
"Gee, I thought Malfoys were the ones who thought Weasleys are awful, Malfoy," Ginny raised an eyebrow.
"Right. I was just joking, you know. I would never want to see a Weasley naked. The horror!" Draco shuddered.
"Ok. So close your eyes then!" Ginny said firmly. Draco obeyed and Ginny did her job. "Oh, looks like I got my period!"
"WHAT!?" Draco screamed. He opened his eyes but then remembered what was happening so he squeezed them close again.
"What do you want to use, a pad or a tampon?" Ginny asked while looking through her bag.
"I don't know what the hell those are!" Draco said, obviously agitated.
"Ok, a pad is like a big wad of paper that you stick in your panties. A tampon is like a plastic thing that you stick up your vagina," Ginny said in a preppy voice. Draco shuddered when he heard Ginny say vagina.
"Ew! I think I'll go with the pad," Draco sounded as if he was about to barf. Ginny laughed and finished helping Draco.
"You can open your eyes now," Ginny said and left the stall to wash her hands. Draco tried walking.
"How do you walk in this!?" Draco whined.
"It feels weird for the first few minutes, but then you get used to it. Here's a bunch of pads in case you decide to go to the bathroom on your own. Just remember to not look down! I want my privacy!" Ginny handed him a few pads. Draco just nodded and took them. "Well it's time for class, bye!"
As Draco sat through what seemed like hours of History of Magic, he thought. Why did I even want to see her there? I'm a Malfoy! Draco thought to himself. Why last night did I even check her out? What's with me?
You're only being human, Draco. It's ok. You had the chance to check a girl out and you took it! Any guy would do that! Draco argued with his thoughts.
But I'm not any guy! I'm a Malfoy! She's a Weasley! We hate each other!
Why don't you just accept the fact that she's a girl and you're a boy, and girls and boys like each other's physical features!
Because she's a Weasley!
Who cares? It's not like you will do it again!
How do you know?
Because you're acting as if you just lied to your best friend! You obviously feel bad about it, so you won't do it again!
What if I can't help myself?
There! You just proved your lust! You want to do whatever with her!
Ew, gross. Ok, I won't do it again. Case settled!
"And so, Mr. Malfoy, based on Joseph Flibbly's book of magical philosophy, what was the greatest accomplishment of the eighteenth century?" Professor Binns asked Draco unexpectedly.
"Stop annoying me!" Draco shouted.
"Excuse me?" Professor Binns asked, startled.
"Oh, sorry. I have no idea," Draco blushed and shrunk in his seat.
"Oh, ok. Better study!" Professor Binns went back to the front of the class and continued droning on.
Now meanwhile what was going on in Ginny's mind . . .
Bubbles . . . buuuuuubbles . . . buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbles . . .
"Draco, what are you doing?" Blaise poked Ginny and whispered.
"I like this spell, it makes me feel good," Ginny giggled.
"Ok, I'm sorry I got you high in the middle of Arithmancy, but please just listen to me!" Blaise said through gritted teeth. Ginny just giggled so Blaise put his wand under the table and said a spell that made the spell wear off.
"Why did you do that?" Ginny asked.
"Because I need to talk to you!" Blaise said through gritted teeth again.
"Arithmancy is not the time to talk! Shh!" Ginny started writing real notes on her parchment, not just doodles of happy faces.
"Well it's not the time to get high either!" Blaise said.
"You were the one who got me high!" Ginny argued.
"Ok, I'm sorry. We'll talk after class," Blaise sighed.
"Which is when?" Ginny asked.
Blaise paused a few seconds. "Now!"
"You are dismissed," the professor said. The Slytherins rushed out while Ginny just stayed there.
"Damn, you're still high!" Blaise said surprised.
"Oh well, haha!" Ginny laughed.
"But Draco, seriously, what have you been doing with the Weasley?" Blaise asked with care. He touched Ginny's arm.
He's touching me! Loooooooooooove! "I'm Sir Malfoy!" Ginny thought then shouted.
"I know you're Sir Malfoy, just it's bothering Pansy and me. Not to mention the other Slytherins who have noticed.
"I'm not Sir Malfoy! I'm a monkey!" Ginny brought her hand down on the table.
"Well you sure are acting like one. Just come on, seriously," Blaise squeezed Ginny's arm.
"Hehe, go ask Malfoy," Ginny rolled her head back and laughed.
"You are Malfoy. Please, it will really help us," Blaise whispered.
"No I am not! I am Ginny Weasley!" Ginny groaned.
Blaise sighed and did the spell to undo the spell again. "Are you serious now?"
"Huh? Yeah I'm serious," Ginny replied.
"Then what's with you and the Weasley?" Blaise asked.
"Oh, you see we made this deal. We're doing these huge favors for each other. And I'm getting a lot of things done because of hi-her," Ginny said.
"Oh, ok. I'll tell Pansy, because she was really worried that she was stealing you from her," Blaise started walking away.
"Oh, don't be ridiculous," Ginny said and followed him out.
"I'm bored," Draco said. Draco and Ginny were sitting in the Quiddinch bleachers, watching the Ravenclaws practicing.
"Well then, go do something! Why are we even sitting out here? Why are we even hanging out together?" Ginny burst out.
"Because we're afraid to leave each other. We're afraid of what we could do to each other," Draco said smartly to Ginny.
"Yeah whatever," Ginny got up and left.
"Hey, wait!" Draco rushed after her. Ginny kept on walking. She walked into the castle and into the men's bathroom. "Hey! You were going to go to the bathroom without me!"
"I've learned how to go to the bathroom," Ginny said as she put on plastic gloves and went into the stall.
"Hey! Close your eyes!" Draco yelled.
"Don't worry! I wouldn't want to look at your genitals!" Ginny sighed. Draco heard robes rustling and the sound of Ginny peeing.
"What are we going to do about Quiddinch?" Draco asked.
"What do you mean?" Ginny wondered aloud.
"I don't know how to play chaser and you'll find out our strategies!" Draco whined.
"You just throw the ball through the hoop! That's all you need to know, I'll catch up on my training when I get back to being myself," Ginny opened the stall and washed her hands.
"But you will know what the Slytherin team is doing," Draco argued.
"And you will find out what the Gryffindor team is doing! That's a fair trade, I think. But it's not like we will tell the plans to our teams, will we?" Ginny looked at Draco and walked out.
"No, no, of course not!" Draco called out after Ginny.
"Good. Now I'm going to have some fun being Draco Malfoy for a while without the supervision of you," Ginny called back and turned a corner.
"No, no, you see, that's bad! Weasley! Ok fine then, I'm going to have some fun being you without your supervision either! And stop PMSing, it's getting on my nerves!" Draco called out then stomped off to Gryffindor Tower.
"Ok, your turn Hermione, truth or dare?" a Gryffindor giggled. A group of Gryffindor girls were sitting together in the corner of the Common Room.
"Um . . . oh, hey, there's Ginny! Come here Ginny! We're playing truth or dare!" Hermione called out to Draco. Draco went and sat with them.
"So truth or dare?" the girl demanded.
"I'm thinking! Ok, truth!" Hermione laughed.
"Hmm, can you finally tell us how far have you gone with Ron?" the girl asked.
"Why do you want to know?" Hermione giggled.
"Because it's a truth, now just answer the question!" the girl got frustrated.
"Ok, ok fine Eloise, we've made out. Happy?" Hermione sighed.
"Oh please. Why are you guys always going into each other's dorms when everyone else is away?" Eloise asked.
"Because we don't want to talk in public! You can come and watch us sometime if you want!" Hermione turned bright red.
"Yeah, sure. Well, give somebody a truth or dare!" Eloise laughed.
"Ok, Ginny. Truth or dare?" Hermione looked at Draco.
"Uh, dare?" Draco asked nervously.
"Ok. You go up to your sweetheart, Blaise, and ask him to the dance!" Hermione fell over with laughter.
Oh god, I forgot all about our deal! When will we do it! And when can we switch back! Draco thought. "What, right now?"
"Of course!" Hermione laughed.
"Well, um, he's kind of an important guy to me, maybe I should go and change into something more, um . . . sexy . . . "Draco crept away from the group and went up the stairs. He then double backed and went up the boy's stairs and got Harry's invisibility cloak. He crept down the stairs and went to find Ginny.
Draco went into the Slytherin Tower and sneaked up the stairs to his dorm. "Weasley!" he called. He heard nothing. He went into the dorm and found no sign of Ginny. He let the hood of the cloak slide off of him. On the way back, he ran into Goyle.
"He went to a party. Some house in Hogsmeade, if you're looking for him," Goyle grunted.
Oh god! "Ok, thanks," Draco ran off to the secret passageway he and his friends knew about. In half an hour he ended up in the Honeyduke's cellar. After snagging some candy, he left and looked for a house that was still awake. He found his friend's house that had the lights on, and a mixture of music, laughing, and bottles clanking coming from it. He rung the doorbell.
"Oh, hey. You seem hot, come on in," a girl answered the door. She was obviously drunk. Draco walked in and looked around timidly. He finally spotted Ginny, drunk and laughing with Blaise, who was drunk also.
"Hmm, yeah, oh hi, come here," Blaise mumbled.
"Uh, what are you doing here?" Draco sat down next to Ginny and Blaise.
"We're partying! Of course! Come have a drink! I think we need another round!" Ginny laughed. She started to move towards the keg, but Draco grabbed onto her sleeve.
"I think it's time you come home now. Both of you!" Draco stated firmly.
"Aw, just one more drink!" Ginny tried to pull away from Draco, but Draco held on to her sleeve firmly.
"Oh, wait. I think there's another keg somewhere else. Here, Bl- I mean Zambini, we'll get you another drink. But, er, Malfoy, come with me," Draco pulled Ginny into an empty room before she could do anything. He quickly kissed her on his lips that smelled of alcohol. He brought out a jar from his pocket and blew in it. "Here, Weasley, blow into it! Quick!"
"Oh, ok," Ginny leaned over and blew into the jar. Draco screwed the lid on.
"Now I think it's time we go home now. Let's go get Blaise," Draco pulled Ginny back into the room where Blaise was. He grabbed onto Blaise's arm. "Come on, let's go."
"Ok," Ginny and Blaise answered. Draco led them out into the streets of Hogsmeade and up the hill to the gates of the castle. He lead them to the Slytherin tower and let them go up to bed.
"But Malfoy, I need to go to the bathroom!" Ginny whined. Draco sighed and brought her to the bathroom, where she threw up.
"Now can you help me go to the bathroom?" Draco asked. He closed his eyes and let Ginny do the work.
"What did I tell you about changing your pad!" Ginny giggled.
"Well I can't exactly change it without you . . . "Draco stated angrily.
"Oh, just put a towel on your lap or something so you can do everything yourself!" Ginny sighed.
"Oh well. I'll try that the next time I have to go," Ginny finished up and they both went to wash their hands.
"Well, good night then," Ginny laughed.
"Good night," Draco left to Gryffindor tower. In the common room, he found Hermione and Ron kissing. He felt a little bad about this . . . wait! Did he have feelings for Granger? He quickly ran up to his dorm and went to bed. As he let sleep overcome him, he thought Day Two wasn't so bad . . .
AN: Ok there. Chapter three. Hurrah! Finally! I tried to upload it like a few weeks ago, but the file uploader thingy was down for repairs. So anyways, here are the thanks:
Impaired Heart: That's boss that you like my note to you. And that's boss that you like my story! Well, thanks for the review!
ILUVRONWEASLEY: Haha, they switched! OMG! So yay, go fart jokes! Just I'm with some of my friends, and they're always farting on each other and comparing their farts, so it's annoying and smelly. Well, thanks for reviewing!
Happigolucki616: Yay, it's funny! But why did you review twice? But I didn't make it sharpies because most people can't get high off them, like me. Unlike you. So, yeah, miss you tons, thanks for reviewing!
Well, thanks all of you! But I have to have a poll. ILUVRONWEASLEY thinks I should make it Draco/Hermione and Ginny/Blaise, but I was kind of planning on Draco/Ginny. So, tell me what ship I should do! Because I don't know what I should do. So, let the reviewers rule! Ok, whatever, sorry about this short chapter, hope I can post this soon, review please, bye!