All Buffy characters were created by Joss Whedon. Not me.
Written for Open on Sunday LJ community's challenge #74 (Free Week).
"The infamous William the Bloody," Xander snickered as Willow licked his neck. "What brings you to Sunnydale?"
Spike snorted as Drusilla nibbled on his ear. "It's Spike to you, mate. Me and Dru want to have fun. You know, kill the Slayer and all."
Willow rolled her eyes. "She's not here."
"What?" he said angrily. "We came all the way to California, and there's no Slayer here?"
"I told you, Spike," Dru whispered. "Summer girl came but went poof, because the pirate's old girl made a wish."
Spike groaned as he dragged her away, leaving the other two vampires confused.