Yet Another Yamazaki Tall tail
Sakura and Tomoyo walked out of class complaining over the amount of homework they had been givwn.
"Hey girls! Do you know why we are given so much homework? Or how homework even originated?" Tomoyo and Sakura blinked holding their books.
"How Yamazaki-chan?" Tomoyo asked politly.
"Well, you see hopmework originated from the greek gods. What happened was the civilization of the ancient greeks angered the gods when they forgot to offer their annuel toe nail clipper, one was made each year cause the gods had big feet you know. Anyways this year the golden toe nail clipper was not made, so the gods were angered, they sent a hell demon to the civilization. The hell demon gave naughty children-all of them-homework. They received so much they became working zombies. That's how books came along with problems for future generations to solve-because they mafde the,. Then Little micro creatures that we can't see were released as a plague over the world. The little micro bugs get on your ear and go into your brain where they make you want to give and make homework. This TEACHERS! So the cycle continues, and every year we sacrifice a brain to the gods to make up for the toe nail clipper."