Vote (commercial)
Meiling appears dressed in a tall bowler hat, a black tie and crisp suit. She is wearing white gloves and looking serious, almost dangerous.
"I want you to vote for me! Why? Because I'm the best! How? Because I have fashion sense!" She straightens her navy comber bun. "I will now read you my speech!" She takes a piece of folded white paper from her pocket reading it out load to her viewers.
"Dear people, I wish to bring you no taxes so people can shop with out calculating how much they have to pay. I want children to be educated so they can become veterans so they may take care of animals, or clowns so they may scare people, teachers so they may torture morons, or politics who lie, or secretaries who become spies and keep secrets, or police who issue a lease on your car, cooks who pick up your garbage and burn it in the dump yard, models who are embedded in plaster and tar so they are always remembered. So many jobs! So please, vote for me, and I will make the difference!"
Meiling is cut off air.
A/N Different…R&R? PLEASE!