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Kuwabara and Yukina are strolling through the forest admiring the day.

"It's so wonderful out here Yukina," Kuwabara said to his little ice maiden, "But the beauty of the day is nothing compared to yours my love."

"Oh that's sweet Kazuma," Yukina replied smiling up at Kuwabara, "But you know something?"

"What is it my little ice cake?" Kuwabara squealed.

"I feel like getting a little DIRTY!" Yukina said a smirk forming on her lips.

"Umm...what did you." but he stopped in mid sentence and blushed furiously.

Yukina had ripped out off her kimono /not sure if that's what there called/ and stood directly in front of Kuwabara. She was dressed in a very skimpy looking shirt that showed off her belly as well as her upper area and a very short tight skirt.

"Yukina umm maybe you should put your kimono back on you might catch a cold," Kuwabara said his cheeks as red as Kurama's hair.

"I'm an ice maiden silly I cant get a cold now hush its time for me to get DIRTY!" Yukina answered and formed a microphone of ice. Than she went over near some bushes and began to chant, smoke began to rise and than POFF a cd player appeared and she pushed play.

"What kind of music is this I have never heard of it?" Kuwabara mumbled.

"SHUT UP" she yelled, after that was settled she began.

"Oh, I'm overdue give me some room I'm coming through paid my dues in the mood me my girls gonna shake the room DJ's spinning (show your hands) let's get dirrty (that's my jam) I need that, uh, to get me off sweat until my clothes come off it's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh) still jumping, six in the morning table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh) no question, time for some action temperature's up (can you feel it) about to erupt gonna get my girls get your boys gonna make some noise wanna get rowdy gonna get a little unruly get it fired up in a hurry wanna get dirrty it's about time that I came to start the party sweat dripping over my body dance and getting just a little naughty wanna get dirrty it's about time for my arrival"

Yukina was dancing in front of Kuwabara shaking her hips and wiggling her top and the poor boy was just standing gawking and blushing like there's no tommorow. Then Yukina proceeded to make Kuwabara get on his knees and put his hands on her hips as she starts to sing and dance again.

"Ah, heat is up so ladies, fellas drop your cups body's hot front to back now move your ass I like that tight hip huggers (low for sure) shake a little somethin' (on the floor) I need that, uh, to get me off sweat until my clothes come off let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh) we're still going, eight in the morning (eh) there's no stopping, we keep it popping (oh) hot rocking, everyone's talking give all you've got (give it to me) just hit the spot gonna get my girls get your boys gonna make some noise rowdy gonna get a little unruly get it fired up in a hurry wanna get dirrty it's about time that I came to start the party ooh sweat dripping over my body dance and getting just a little naughty wanna get dirrty (oh, oh) it's about time for my arrival."

Yukina was having a great time with the shaking of her hips since she never got to do that before and Kuwabara had finally managed to stop blushing and was starting to enjoy the dance his little ice cake was doing for him but all that changed when he heard a familiar voice hell, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?"

Kuwabara paled and turned to see a very angry Hiei standing a few feet away katana unsheathed with a look that spelled death in his eyes.

"Oh hello there Hiei Kuwabara had bought me these clothes you see I'm wearing and asked me to put them on and than he told me to dance for him," Yukina said a smile on her face.

"WHAT!" Kuwabara and Hiei both screamed at the same time.

"He DID did he?" Hiei said flames begin to circle his body.

"NO HIEI WAIT I didn't tell her to do anything," Kuwabara pleaded.

"So are you saying that she's lying YOUR DEAD," Hiei shouted at Kuwabara and charged.

"AHHHHH" Kuwabara yelled and ran off into the forest with an outraged Hiei hot on his trail.

"Oh I'm sorry I had to do that to Kazuma," Yukina said with a sorry expression, "But I have to keep up my innocent reputation I'm sure he will understand I hope Hiei doesn't hurt him though."

After she had put back on her kimono she began her walk back to the temple.
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