Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakyusho, its characters, or anything else in this fic. Oh and I know some people spell Youko two ways Yoko and Youko. I'm going to use Yoko so don't kill me!
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Yoko Kurama is walking through the Makai forest when he spots a demon couple cuddled up in each other's arms.
"Hmm from what I can tell from their progress they both are virgins all their doing is kissing," Yoko says as he walks away.
But when he is far from the demon couple he suddenly stops and says with a smile, "I can't say the same for me!"
Out of nowhere music to Madonna's Like A Virgin song starts to play and Yoko Kurama takes a rose from his long silver hair using it as a microphone and he begins to sing and sway to the beat.
"I made it through the wilderness of course I made it throughhhhhh I'm a Yoko you stupid fools and I could care less about any of youuuuuu
I'm a fox and a thief I've been had many timessssssssss and it felt sooooooo gooddd yeah it felt refreshing and gooddd
Not a virgin been touched many, many, MANY times not a virrrrrgggggggin had many heartbeats next to mine."
Yoko Kurama is now twirling around in circles and as the music plays on than he starts to sing again.
"Most did fine for the night fulfilled my lust at that time but I chose not tooooo make any of them mine noooooooooooooo
Cause I'm a Yoko wilddddd and freeeeeee yes I'm a Yokoooooo with a very biggggggggggg ding-a-ling
Yea not a virgin not touched for the very first time not a virgin had many heartbeats next to mine
Oh oh oh oh oh baby oh had many heartbeats next to mine yea yea not a virgin and sometimes
there was more than one heartbeat next to minnne cause I had two or more at a timeeee yeaaaaa!"
Kurama is now wagging his tail and his ears are as well. The music fades and Yoko Kurama places the rose back into his hair straightness out his outfit and continues on with his walk.
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YMD: Little does Yoko Kurama know I was following him and got the whole thing on VIDEO!
YK: YOU WHAT! I THOUGHT I SENCED SOME ONE FOLLOWING ME!
YMD: If you would like a copy of the tape its $19.95 and...
YK: NO DON'T PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T SELL THE TAPES!
YMD: ANYTHING?
YK: /sweatdrop/ Ummm...yeah.
YMD: /weird look in eyes and drags Kurama off/
The words to the song were changed to what I thought would fit Yoko Kurama best. HEHEHAHA review people there is more insanity left to come. Next up Hiei!
Nite Nite