Here is Hiei!

Hiei: I'm not doing it.

N.N; But you got to…or else the readers might be disappointed.

Hiei: I'm NOT…I read this ch already...I'm NOT doing this.

N.N: If you do, I'll give you sweet snow.

Hiei: …Fine…now where's the sweet snow?

N.N: Enjoy the ch. and no flames.

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Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara were gathered at Yusuke's house celebrating their success in a big case. Yusuke had gotten hold of a few bottles of sake (from what I have seen from his mother he would have no problem getting this) and the group were happily well more like drunkly sitting around with their cups babbling about who knows what. "Yea I'm the man me the GREAT KAZUMA did you see how I took care of those demons and his master yep all muscle baby," Kuwabara said.

"It looks like the sake has gotten to your head man," Yusuke replied with a grin, "It was I MR. MUSCLE MAN who took out the evil trio yep those two handy men and their master were no match for me!"

"No I believe you two are both wrong it was I the all so sexy, magnificent, drool over fox who defeated them," Kurama told both of them while he started to wobble to his feet but fell back down.

As the three argued over who defeated the demons Hiei just started at them in his drunken state hned and refilled his cup. The four were listening to the radio and just than the all so famous THONG SONG was announced to be played.

"OHHH I LOVE THIS SONG," Hiei squealed and rushed out Yusuke's window.

"This thing right here is lettin' all the ladies know what guys talk about you know, the finer things in life a heh heh heh check it out,' the radio played and Hiei reappeared and was now standing on top of the table dressed in a short, skimpy black dress.

"Hiei /hic/ what ya doing?" Yusuke mumbled out.

"Check it OUT!" Hiei shouted and tore off his dress.

Kuwabara nearly chocked on his drink at the site of Hiei. Hiei was dressed in nothing but a THONG, a BLUE FLAMED one to be exact. Than he began to sing while starting to shake his hips.

"Ooh my dress so scandalous and you know another person (sorry don't like the N word) can't handle it so I'm shakin that thang like who's the ish with a look in my eyes so devilish Uh I like to dance on the hip hop spots and I cruise to grooves to connect the dots not just urban I like the pop cause I was Livin' La Vida Loca I had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what look at me move my butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again I had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what all night long look at me in my thong I like it when the beat goes duh dun duh baby make my booty go duh dun duh baby I know you like it when I show duh dun duh my thong thong thong thong thong!"

Yusuke, and Kuwabara were rolling around choking up with laughter and Kurama was whistling and putting dollar bills in Hiei's thong. Hiei than proceed to smack his cute little bottom and grin seductively at Kurama which made Kuwabara and Yusuke bust up even more and cause Kurama to go into a whistling fit and yell Oh baby THIS IS HOT! Seeing how his fans just adored him Hiei started singing again while performing (my favorite move) the GHETTO BOTTY! (Back that thing up BABY)

"I'm still so scandalous and I know nobody else can handle it and I'm shakin' my thang like who's the ish with a look in me eyes still devilish I like dancing on the hip hop spots and cruise to the grooves to connect the dots not just urban I like the pop cause I was Livin La Vida Loca I had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what baby moving my butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again I had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what all night long don't you love my thong I like it when the beat goes duh dun duh baby my booty's going duh dun duh baby I know you like when I show my thong thong thong thong thong yea come on come on come on you know you like when I wear my thong thong thong!"

/Click, Flash, Click, Click, Flash/ Kurama had some how gotten a hold of a camera and was now happily snapping away at the thong wearing Hiei.

"That's it work it baby the camera loves ya," Yusuke shouted and Kuwabara who must have had A LOT of sake to do this was dancing on the table with Hiei and this little fun fest continued late into the night.

(There was NO WAY I was putting Kuwabara in a thong it was tempting but I didn't want you or me to go blind at the hideous site no offense Kuwabara fans). The next day Kurama and Hiei went home with a major hang over.

"Oh man my head hurts," Kurama said as he entered his house.

Luckily for him Shiori wasn't home or he would have some explaining to do. When he got into his room Hiei was there lying on his bed.

"Hello Hiei."

"Hn leave me alone head hurts."

"Well that's what ya get if you can't hold your own liquor."

"I can't remember anything really from last night hope I didn't do anything stupid."

At that last remark Kurama's face broke out into a grin.

"What ya grinin bout fox?" Hiei said as he looked at Kurama.

Still Kurama just stood there grinin like a fool.

"HN baka fox," Hiei mumbled and laid his head back down.

But just as he was about to enter lala land he heard Kurama say, "Well now would you look at this."

When Hiei looked up he thought his eyes would pop right out of his head there in the foxes hands were pictures of him...in a THONG with blue flames. Yep different snap shots of him dancing, posing, and slapping his cute little behind and oh my GOD /gasp/ dancing with KUWABARA AHHHHH the horror!

"KURAMA where in the seven hells did you get those?" Hiei yelled as he lunged himself forward.

"Lets just say you let a part of yourself show that you have never show to any one before," Kurama replied as he sided stepped Hiei, "Or maybe you do but when no one is around."

"Kurama give me those pictures NOW!"

"No way I'm going to make copies and hand them out to people maybe even put them on the internet I can see it now HIEI GONE WILD!!!

"NOOOOO!"

"You know something Hiei you look so sexy in a thong maybe I should get you some more!?"

"Kurama give them to me!"

Oh Hiei I'd give you anything you want /starts laughing/!"

You hentai fox!

In order to escape Hiei Kurama jumped out his window and ran into the forest with a very furious Hiei hot on his heels. Meanwhile back at Yusuke's house Kuwabara was still passed out and Yusuke was just waking up.

"MAN that was fun defiantly need to do that again," Yusuke yawned, " Even though I don't remember much and I have one hell of a hangover I say it was all worth it!"

"SHUT UP URAMESHI," Kuwabara mumbled, "I'm trying to sleep."

"Yea, yea what ever," Yusuke replied, "Umm...hey where did this camera come from oh well must be Kurama's."

He tossed the camera onto a chair and began the slow process of cleaning up his house.
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Hiei in a thong faints...Oh but anyhow yea thanks to all of those who have reviewed and a special thank you to my friend CalioPA11 who came up with the thong style. HIEI IN A BLUE FLAMED THONG!!! /faints/ While I go get a glass of water to cool me down send in those reviews and up next Touya! Until than later peps the insanity shall live on!

Nite Nite