To my reviwers I'm glad you all have enjoyed this story so far, and I know that some ch.'s are not the best but I've done the best that I can with this story. Here is TOUYA the sexy ice demon suggested by Wicked-Jester a.k.a. Chikyu to sing.
Hiei: Where is my sweet snow?
N.N: Here /hands Hiei a gallon of sweet snow/
Hiei: /disappears/
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Jin, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama were gathered at Yusuke's house having a little get together. Since Jin and Yusuke had become friends during the Dark Tournament Jin came over to visit and Hiei and Kurama were invited. Kuwabara would have come but he wanted to stay with Yukina. Hiei wasn't too happy about that but of course Kurama persuaded Hiei to come with him.
"So how have ye been Urameshi?" Jin asked.
"I've been just fine and you," Yusuke replied.
"Me well me's been grand just grand and I haven't had any more bombs go boom in me face," Jin answered with a smile.
"Hahaha funny Jin but hey how has Tou..." Before Yusuke could finish Touya came busting through the front door.
"Touya what a surprise to see you here," Kurama said.
Touya just looked at him.
"Hn from the look on his face it doesn't seem he's going to answer Kurama," Hiei said. He was right there was something different about him besides the fact he was dressed up like Vanilla Ice he didn't seem...his self.
"TOUYA," Jin shouted happily long time no see what are ye doing here I thoughts you were..."
"QUITE YO ID (Ice Demon) IN THE HOUSE LETS KICK IT," Touya shouted and ran over to Yusuke's CD reached into his pocket pulled out a cd put it in and pushed play. Soon the sounds of Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice baby began to fill the house.
"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby all right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention something grabs a hold of me tightly then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly will it ever stop? yo I don't know turn off the light and I'll glow..."
"HEY THE ALMIGHTY KUWABARA HAS ARRIVED," Kuwabara shouted as he walked through the front door.
But his little intrusion angered Touya because he had messed him up in his song.
"HEY YO CARROT HEAD SHUT YO MOUTH," Touya screamed and blasted Kuwabara against the wall, which he remained frozen to.
"Now where was I," Touya said to himself, "Oh yea..."
"I'm a Ice Baby Vanilla, YEA, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla YEA, Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla YEA, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla YEA now that the party is jumping with
the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' quick to the point, to the
point no faking I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon burning them if
they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal and a hi hat
with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo rollin' in
my 5.0 with my ragtop down so my hair can blow the girlies on standby,
Waving just to say Hi did I stop? No I just drove by..."
"Touya what's your problem?" Kuwabara screamed, "Let me down."
Touya glanced at him annoyance showing in his eyes and screamed, "WOULD YOU SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO SING I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHAKE MY RUMP TO THE BEAT I AM GETTING INTO THE SONG SHUT UP."
A blast of ice was seen and plastered against Kuwabara's mouth shutting him up. Jin and the others didn't dare say anything well besides that they were giggling like crazy they just sat there and enjoyed the show.
"Here I go again," Touya shouted...
"Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. girls were hot wearing less
than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis jealous 'cause I'm out
geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine reading for the
chumps on the wall the chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight
balls gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine all I heard were
shells falling on the concrete real fast jumped in my car, slammed on the
gas bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before
the jackers jack police on the scene, You know what I mean they passed me
up, confronted all the dope fiends..."
"TOUYA YOUR CRAZY!" Turning around Kuwabara had managed to lick threw the ice.
"MY GOD WHEN WILL IT END SHUT UP," Touya screamed.
He went over and summoned a blizzard and soon a Kuwabara ice pop was formed. Yusuke exploded with laughter and Jin and Kurama just chuckled. Hiei was just smirking.
"Hn Idiotic big baboon," he said.
"Now I should be able to continue," Touya said and he did and started shaking his rump (drooling like a baka right now at the thought of Touya shaking it)
"Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" if my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram keep my composure when it's time to get loose magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice if there was a problem, Yo I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yes I am, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yes I am, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yo man let's get out of here! Word to your mother! (does peace sign) Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold."
By now everyone except Kuwabara is cracking up laughing, then Touya's eyes go white and then back to their natural color.
"Oh my head what happened HEY...where am I JIN what are doing here?" Touya questioned?
"Oh man Touya you have no idea what you were just doing hahah," Yusuke said.
"What are you talking about what did I do?" Touya asked?
"Well you came charging into Urameshi's house ran over to the Cd player put in Ice Ice Baby and gave us all a show," Jin laughed.
"oo I DID WHAT," Touya screamed.
As everyone except Kuwabara laughed at Touya something was heard falling.
"OHHH THAT HURT." Looking around the guys saw that ME Nite Nite had fallen out of the closet in the room.
"What are you doing here Nite?" Kurama asked.
"Ummm well I was umm..."
"What's that in your hand?" Hiei asked with a smirk.
"Oh THIS (hides Mind Controlling Rod) its nothing," I told them.
"LIAR," Hiei shouted, "TOUYA she used that to control your mind to make you sing the Ice Ice Baby song!"
"HIEI SHHH!" I shouted, "Touya umm...."
Touya didn't seem very happy with that little piece of information because a storm of ice was forming around him. So now I think I better end this before I get turned into a Nite Nite ice pop like Kuwabara so CHAO!!!
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N.N: Plz review! Runs away from Touya
Touya: GET BACK HERE /gives chase/
N.N: I couldn't help it Touya it was CHIKYU'S idea I just wrote the fic.
Touya: DIE!
Hiei: This may aid in her survival
Kurama: Yep, RUN FASTER YMD HE'S RIGHT ON YOUR TAIL
N.N: AHHHHHHHHHHHH REVIEW!