Here's Kuwabara!
Hiei: What in the seven hells is wrong with you are you TRYING to kill the readers or give them mental damage!?!
N.N: HEY! You do know there are Kuwabara lovers out there?
Hiei: How I pity them. /looks at readers/ RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT'S THE UGLY ORANGE HEADED BAKA SINGING! GAAAA THE HORROR THE HORROR!
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Kuwabara was lying on his bed reading through a magazine and listening to the radio when a tune he liked came on.
"I LOVE THIS SONG," he squealed, jumped up and ran to his closet.
Seconds later he emerged in tight leather pants, a white-buttoned shirt, and a top his head was a hat with a feather that said love in big bold pink and red letters.
"I'm to sexy for my love, to sexy for my love, love's gonna leave me," he began to sing strutting his stuff around his room.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt; to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! (proceeds to take of shirt and throw it on the bed and winks as he does a quick turn) I'm too sexy for Milan, to sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. I'm to sexy for your party, to sexy for your party, no way I'm disco dancing! (starts disco dancing ) I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk! (starts acting like a model on a runway)"
Hiei lands outside Kuwabara's window and mumbles why does he have to be the one to get the big oaf? He was not prepared for what he was about to see. Getting ready to push through the window Hiei freezes and his jaw drops. He is seeing one of his worst nightmares coming true!
"INARI WHAT IS HE DOING?" Hiei screamed inside his head.
Kuwabara unaware of Hiei's presence went on having a ball with his song...
"I'm to sexy for my car, to sexy for my car, to sexy by fa-ar! (pretends he's driving a car VROOM!) And I'm too sexy for my hat, to sexy for my hat, whad'ya think about that? (throws off hat and spins) I'm a model, you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yea I shake my little touch on the catwalk. (starts shaking it like J'Lo) I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my, Cuz I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little touch on the catwalk. I'm to sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat, I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me!"
At this point Kuwabara has gone all out shaking his hips, rubbing his chest, just partying like its 1999. Poor Hiei is just sitting frozen at the window with the most terrified look on his face. Kuwabara does one last turn and then stops dead in his tracks; he's locked eyes with Hiei.
"SHRIMP WHAT THE F..C.. do you think your doing?" Kuwabara squealed.
Hiei couldn't take it any more; he clutched his heart and plummeted from the window. Kuwabara walked over and looked down at the unconscious Hiei.
"Stupid midget," he said with a slight blush at his cheeks and snatched the curtains close.
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Plz review!
N.N: No it was funny!
Hiei: /eyes twitching/ I think I may have gone blind...GAAAA I am gonna have nightmares for years!
N.N: /Sees Hiei starting to go crazy/
Hiei: MUAUAHAHH I SHALL KILL THE MONKEY MAN AND THEN FREE THE PURPLE ZEBRA!
N.N: /sweatdrop/ Review!