A/N: Thanks for reviewing! Also, I want to say that to all those bloody assholes who send anonymous reviews, you are just all lame pussys who are just to scared and weak to put their name up front. Here's the next chapter!
"HAHAHA!" Hermione laughed.
"What?" asked Ron, completely bewildered.
"OF COURSE I'M A GIRL! NOT A BOY! YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE!" Hermione screamed, raucous with laughter.
"Prove that you've got them then, Hermione!" Ron said, grinning.
"I'm not going to prove it to you, you bloody pervert!" Hermione said, her eyes narrowed as she put on her robes.
"Well, then, why did everybody turn to stone?" Harry asked, confused.
"Oh, just because Voldemort snuck into Hogwarts and used a spell against them all coincidentally as I showed everybody my - "
"VOLDEMORT'S HERE?" Harry yelled.
Voldemort came skipping down the stairs of the Entrance Hall, wearing nothing but a pink tutu, pink ballerian slippers and he wore pink lipstick as well.
"Hello, my girly little gossip friends!" Voldemort giggled in a girlish voice.
"I hope you're wearing something under that tutu Voldemort!" Harry said, eyeing the tutu.
"Nope, I'm wearing nothing!" Voldemort said, taking off the pink tutu.
At the sight of Voldemort naked, Ron eyes emitted fire.
"MY EYES! I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE! THE SIGHT BLINDS ME! NOOOO!" Ron bellowed.
Hermione fainted on the ground and Harry pulled out his wand.
"That wand is bigger than your di - "
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" yelled Harry.
Voldemort got a nosebleed.
A/N: I know that was short but what did you think? REVIEW PLEASE! And actually have the guts to sign the reviews, you fucked up assholes! (Sorry for the language!)