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Yusuke was walking home from school; today had not been a good day for him. First off the principal yelled at him for being late to school again, and then Keiko gave him a slap from hell for peeking underneath her skirt...again.
"Gee, you think she'd be used to that by now," Yusuke said while rubbing at his cheek, which happened to still be a nice shade of red.
He sighed and began to look around; the street he was on contained all the shops and other stores that Keiko had dragged him into countless times. But then he stopped and stared at a sign in a window.
SALE! All CD's 50% off or more! Come in while it lasts!
A smirk creep up on Yusuke's face as he entered the store; he browsed around the aisles not finding anything of his interest.
"Linkin Park...got that CD, Metallica...yep got that CD to...Britany Spears...HELL NO!" Yusuke threw the last CD in his hand and it shattered against the wall.
People looked at him and he walked away whistling like he did nothing wrong.
"Well well what do we have here," Yusuke said stopping and looking down at a CD that caught his interest, "umm...not bad...quite a nice variety of artists...I'll buy it."
Yusuke was smiling as he walked out the store with his newly purchased CD. When he arrived home his mother wasn't there, she was probably passed out at a bar somewhere. Yusuke went into his room and closed his door a little; he sat his bag down and approached his CD player. He took out the CD he had just bought and put it in slot number 2. Grabbing the CD case he decided he would pick song number 4 first and then song number 17. Yusuke began to look around his room and then rushed outside, feeling satisfied that he was sure no one was in the house he ran into his closet right after he pushed play.
The sound of 50 cents PIMP began to fill the air and then Yusuke burst from his closet in a pair of big black baggy pants that showed off his frog boxers and a Jersey shirt that was black and trimmed in red and had the number 17 in big white letters on the front and back. He had a big diamond necklace...which was fake that hung from his neck and at then end of the necklace dangled a mini hand in the position that he fired his sprit gun, the hand was made up of diamonds as well. He smirked and started to bounce to the song and...sing his own lyrics.
I know ya all done heard about me
But ain't no demons gonna get rid of me
Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei and me
We all make up the Reikai Tentei
Now Keiko she chasin after me in the halls, screamin get to class
She got a thing for slappin me in the face when I look at her ass
That Hiei-san let me tell ya he don't take nothin
He kill demons faster then you can say I got em
Kurama a ladies man he a fox demon
he can have anyone if he if wants em
Kuwabara well...he's just a baka human
But he's always there when you need him
I know you all done heard bout me
But ain't no demons gonna get rid of me
Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei and me
We all make up the Reikai Tentei
Yusuke finished singing as the song went on and went back over to the CD player and switched it to song number 17.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Yusuke ran back into the closet and came back out wearing...a...cheerleading outfit and...a blond wig that had the hair in pigtails. He also had a pair of pom poms in his hand and he did a quick Mickey chant and sang...
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Hey Mickey!
You've been around all night and that's a little long (runs pom poms down his leg)
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Mickey
'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't (shivers like he's cold)
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey
Yusuke's mom happened to walk in the door and heard music coming from within her house. She had gone grocery shopping; placing the bags in the kitchen she followed the source of the noise to her son's room. When she looked inside her eyes winded in shock and then an evil grin crept on her face and she ran to her room. Coming back out with her trusty video camera she began to record the rest of Yusuke's sacred dance.
Hey Mickey!
Now when you take me by the hooves, everyone's gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show (Yusuke starts to lift up his skirt.)
There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Mickey (winks)
So come on and give it to me any way you can (shakes his hips)
Any way you wanna do it, I'll treat you like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand (places hand over his heart)
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey
SEXY YUSUKE! I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE AS A GIRL!
Yusuke stopped immediately and spun around. He saw him mom and the video camera in her hand.
"MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE..." Yusuke shouted.
"No I went shoppin for food, heh I can't wait to show Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara this," Yusuke's mom said.
"NO DON'T...I'll do anything you ask JUST DON'T SHOW THEM THE TAPE!" Yusuke pleaded.
His mother smiled and agreed on a few of her terms, he had to clean the house for a month, rub her back for a week, and the list went on and on.
Later on that night as his mother was getting ready for bed she went over to the video camera.
"Wow would you look at this...there's no film...oh well what Yusuke doesn't know won't hurt him," she said and proceeded to finish getting ready for bed.
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I couldn't stop laughing while I wrote this! Anyway, this might be the last ch. unless any of you have a request. If you do you must give me the character and the song you want them to sing. Plz review.