Okay! I guess I should give you people the second chapter because it's right but.... Okay fine you guys win I'll give you the second chapter!!!!!!

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Inuyasha stared at Sango as if she were utterly insane, her has had a mischief look in them and it was scaring him aside from that her plan was also insane! Kagome could find out if it were obvious enough. He watched her eyes become even dark and evil and well it scared the freaking crap out of him never had he thought Sango to be that scary, well beating the crap out of Miroku was already scary enough.

He looked from Miroku to Sango and back again. He didn't know what to say or think the woman had gone made! She had planned it out the night before and oddly enough chose the plan the main character in one of his books. Three guess which one! Heavenly Kissed. He sighed a bit and began to pace the room.

"Come on I need an answer!" Sango said rather impenitently, Miroku shook his head, he knew when Sango did or wanted something she was determined to get it no hesitation. She was aside from Kagome one of the most stubborn woman he had ever meet, he didn't regret meeting her either.

Inuyasha stopped pacing and turned to Sango who looked more annoyed and irritated then anything ever before seen, he sighed and thought it through, nodding slightly, hell it didn't matter if he agreed or not she was going to force him to do it anyways.

"Great, so let's see what is the first thing that the guy did in the book!"

"Sango please no plagiarism!" Sango glared at Miroku for a moment.

"It's not plagiarism I'm not using the exact same words to write a book! I'm formulating a plan!"

"Same god damned difference, I mean don't you think Kagome will notice she's read the book just as many times as you."

"He's got a point Sango" Inuyasha pointed out, Sango looked at them, her eyes screamed IDIOTS! She put the book down and with out warning she smacked both men on the back of their head.

"You morons! Don't you think I know that?! I won't deny that of course but I'm not as stupid as to do everything as it is written, I've changed a few things." Inuyasha narrowed his eyes at her.

"Well gee thanks for the wake up, you could have fucking said that earlier!" He barked at Sango who scoffed at him and sat back down, she once more looked upon the book and read it carefully after at least a good two minutes she put the book down.

"Okay the first thing it says is that he wrote her a letter, a love letter. Like to start things off, she has to think it's some kind of secret admirer" Inuyasha blinked a bit wiggled his nose a bit before getting a piece of paper and a pen and start writing.

"Excellent. I'll send Miroku to send the letter and when she gets it she'll come to you first" Miroku looked at Sango a bit confused.

"Why would she go to him first isn't she your best friend?" Sango grinned she knew Kagome better than anyone, well not that's a lie she was the second person who knew Kagome better than anyone the first person was Inuyasha.

"If I know Kagome which I do she'll come first to Inuyasha because she always goes to him first! She freaks out and runs to her hero Romeo over there" Sango pointed at Inuyasha who had just put the pen down, Sango snatched the paper from him and smiled widely.

"My Lord! Inuyasha this is perfect!" Inuyasha grinned at Sango's complement, she read out loud to Miroku.

"Kagome,

I know of nothing else but to write you a poem, a poem of love for you. If I scare you forgive me but I must act before you are lost forever to another.

What's the use in hiding it if pain is all I get?

What's the point in of avoiding it if my heart lies with pain?

In some distant world we must have been all set

To be the only one we love and everything else just slain

And yet I wonder why I put myself through this

If I can't even hold you tight and wish you kissed my lips

I'm locked up deep inside holding it all in

I wonder could this love I hold be becoming into a sin.

God please save me for my only sin is loving you

And there is nothing wrong with that I mean there's nothing I could do

No matter how much I push you away

You always seem to find the way

Let me live this life of mine

Even if this life of mine is all in vain

And even if things go wrong and my heart is torn, just for you I'll say things are fine

And even if there is hope for me, happiness for you comes first even if it
means I won't be the one to gain.

So I'll stay a friend by your side always

And let life be the one to say these things are coming your way

But a least this once let me say

I will love you till the end of my days.

From Anonymous."

Sango sighed she loved it, it was beyond perfect she turned to Miroku who was smiling which meant either he liked it or had a perverted plan that was about to be put in action. She turned to Inuyasha who looked flushed.

"Well if this doesn't get her attention then nothing else will" Sango placed the note in an envelope and wrote down all the information needed. She gave the envelope to Miroku who speed off to the post office.

"Just wait and see Inuyasha by this time tomorrow Kagome will be here begging you to make it go away" Inuyasha shook his head, if he knew Sango which he did she was going playing match maker. Which was pretty annoying not to mention so her.

He'd have to wait for the next day not something he wanted to do at the moment but hey he was going to have to wait.

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If there was one thing that Inuyasha didn't like was when other people that weren't him were right and Sango just happened to be right on her theory of Kagome, there she was standing before him clutching the note she looked beyond freaked, he sighed. Sango was standing behind Kagome grinning while Miroku lay unconscious after another attempt to grope Sango.

"Make him go away" Kagome whined, he was going to need serious therapy after this whole thing is done, he way already beginning to get a migraine to listening to Kagome complain about her secret admirer.

"No Kagome"

"Why not!?" He sighed, he wanted to say "it was me" but then Sango would hang him the girl wanted the plan to go as followed and completed as if it were her mission to set them up. He looked into Kagome's chocolate eyes and sighed again.

"The guy is just an admirer, leave him be."

"But what if he shows up at my wedding and ruins it?" Inuyasha looked at Sango who made eye contact with him; he took old of Kagome's hand and unwrapped her hands from his arm. She looked at him with utter displease.

"Go tell Kouga to make him stop"

"I can't he went out on business for the month" Miroku awoke and said with a very serious voice which caught everyone off guard.

"Then let him be, I'm sure thing will be fine besides it's not like you've never secret admired someone before" Miroku said touching Sango again which led to him getting knocked out once more. Kagome and Inuyasha sweat dropped.

"Look all I know is you're exaggerating, I'll bet it'll stop" Kagome looked at Inuyasha with uncertain eyes but agreed with him.

"Fine I'll be back later okay you guys, bye" she said kissing everyone then leaving, Inuyasha sighed, they waited for her car to start which by some freaky reason Sango knew which engine belonged to her car, when the cost was clear Sango laughed.

"Perfect" she jumped up and down in pure joy and success "even Miroku was great! Okay so I'm kind of blocked on the next thing any suggestions" Inuyasha looked clueless and Miroku was still out. The heat of the whole situation was getting to him, he decided to take his shirt off, the moment the shirt was off he heard a gasp he turned to Sango and found her with the same mischievous look in her eyes.

"What?" his voice had a bit of suspicion in it, Sango grinned.

"When did this happen?" she asked him touching his six pack, Inuyasha blinked a moment.

"Well I got bitten by a spider and I woke up the next morning and pow I was like this, lets not forget my spider senses and spider webs and costume" Sango glared at him.

"Seriously" Inuyasha thought back a moment.

"Three years ago why?"

"Well if I remember correctly three years ago you were not only were you chubby with a very big belly but you were a freaking skinny bone" Inuyasha looked confused she sighed "You look HOT! This will tempt her a bit, we're going to the beach tomorrow" Inuyasha sighed she had gotten another idea and he was the cause.

"Do you ever learn?" Sango shook her head, she was already planning their next approach and it was going to at a club no doubt, their goal was to tempt her so much that she would not be able to hold back urges, and when she did finally give in things are going to get fun.

"No, but it's no longer her just falling. We're going to tempt her, we're going to tempt her so much that she won't stop thinking about, that she'll fantasies so much it'll scare her, we're going to make her want you with a passion never before seen" Inuyasha gulped was this woman insane then again it would be pretty fun to watch that.

"I like, so when do we start?" Sango grinned from ear to ear; she looked like she had just beaten the shit out of someone.

"Tomorrow at the beach and if everything goes as planned you might have her kissing the ground you walk on before the deadline. Let her feel what you've felt for the last 20 years, not counting kindergarten nor preschool nor infant years, you're 24 you've liked since first grade from first grade up until now." Inuyasha nodded, he liked that idea.

"Sango I myself just got an idea"

"Great you've corrupted the poor man! Will no one have pity on Kagome?" Miroku asked out of the blue.

"You know you have a nasty knack for waking up with far more intelligence after I knock you out. Aren't you suppose to be brain dead" Inuyasha nodded

"You know what I am but every time you hurt me I feel like I get smarted"

"Figures" Inuyasha said while narrowing his eyes. Sango laughed.

"Okay we have to go get ready for tonight"

"Yeah bye buddy"

"Bye guys" Inuyasha shut the door behind them he looked at his watch he had one hour; he looked at his sleeping puppy and smiled.

An hour went by pretty fast and everyone began to arrive, Kagome with her cheerful face back on, Miroku once more looked dead, and Sango beyond pissed off. The food was already awaiting them on the table. and as always Kagome was the first to sit down and the moment that Inuyasha gave the word she attacked the food like a wild animal.

"So anyways, how's about we go to the beach tomorrow?" Sango asked in the middle of their conversation, Kagome stopped eating and smiled.

"Yeah why not I don't have any plans!'

"Me neither you Miroku?"

"No I do not Sango."

"Same here I'm cleared."

"So then let's do it let go to the beach" Inuyasha smirked inwardly.

"Yeah and we can't hide under our clothes. We have to see how much each of us has changed" Sango quoted.

"I think she speaks of you Inuyasha" Inuyasha glared at Kagome while she laughed.

"Fine I won't" he said in a fake infuriated tone, Kagome snickered. The night went on as any other usual one but Inuyasha was burning for it to finish, little miss Kagome was about to be in for a big surprise, he in some way he wondered how none of his friends noticed the change in him before, then he remembered his arms and legs were always big and buff it was his stomach that had the problem it was always round, he smiled to himself starting tomorrow everything is finally put into action, poor Kagome she didn't know what was in store for her.

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