A/N: SO SORRY FOR THE LANGUAGE LAST CHAPTER!!! I just really got annoyed at anonymous reviews. And also, if you're going to flame me, turn it into a review that gives me ADVICE on how the story could be better! And the chapters are short because I think of endings to the chapter too soon. Sorry! Here's the next chapter!
Dobby the house-elf, sensing something needed to be cleaned up, sprinted up to Voldemort with a tissue in his hand.
"It's okay, I'm going to clean that nasty nosebleed up. What sort of jackass did this to you?" Dobby said furiously.
"I did." Harry said.
"OH SORRY HARRY! I meant: 'What sort to sexy hero did this to you?'!" Dobby wailed.
"Yeah right crumpled dick!" Ron said.
Voldemort lost his nosebleed as Dobby started cleaning Voldemort from head to toe.
"You DO realize that you just helped Lord Voldemort over a nosebleed, don't you?" Ron asked Dobby.
Dobby looked at Voldemort in his pink tutu, pink ballerina slippers and pink lipstick.
"OH MY GILDED TALLYWHACKERS!" Dobby bellowed, sprinting into the kitchen.
"CAN YOU PLEASE PULL UP YOUR TUTU, VOLDEMORT?" Harry and Hermione yelled.
(A/N: Ron couldn't see naked Voldemort. His eyes had been burnt out from the sight.)
Voldemort pulled up his tutu. Then Voldemort thought of an idea.
"Close your eyes!" he commanded.
When the three of them had opened them again, they were looking at a naked Voldemort wearing cream all down his body.
"Lick it off, you gossiping little darlings!" Voldemort giggled.
Harry, Ron and Hermione became mentally insane at the sight and ran away screaming.
Voldemort licked the cream of his body, then skipped out of the castle, fully naked, in front of all the staring students.
A/N: I'm SO sorry that was so short! I have no ideas right now! PLEASE REVIEW ME ABOUT THIS CHAPTER AND ALSO FOR SOME IDEAS! PLEASE!