Dear Bombi,

No, you have it all wrong. It's not Munku's kitten. I wish. I would've told you right away if it was. The kitten will be shunned. So will I. Don't let them do that Bombi. We have to tell everybody it's Munku's kitten. I guess I'll have to tell him the truth too, since we haven't had those relations. Gosh Bombi, I'm really scared.

Love,

Demeter