The Secret Diary of Meiling: Day 2
Hey guys!
Ok you won't believe this! I was like shopping when Syaoran came up to me. He was like, carrying this present, and I though it was like, for me, because who else would it like go to, right? So anyways, I go "Oh, Syaoran chan, you DID get me a present!" In the sweetest voice, but then he goes, "NO! this is for someone else!" I was like, so mad at him! What a jerk, not getting me a present! Yes I'm like, so angry about it! Why shouldn't I be? He didn't get me anything! That like…FAT PIG! It doesn't matter anymore, because I bought myself scissors! Then I went into Syaorans room, and chopped his hair! He's so like, bald! You should have lie, seen the look on his corky face, he was like, so angry. He thought it was his like anorexic sisters who did it, but little does he know, beautiful sweet me, did! Anyways I like, gotta go, because I got to get the like phone, I dunno who's callin' me right know, but someone is. You know what dear diary? Phone calls are like so freakin' annoying, they ring the pants of you, which cause headaches, which later cause wrinkles, which later make you look old and ugly. I so need to go to the spa!
Chao hun!
Hotty Meiling.
P.S. yeah I'm so hot!