Dear Bombi,
Oh, Bombi. It's Macavity's kitten. He found me one night when I was walking back to my human's house and...well, you know. How can I not claim it as my own? I'm already starting to show. I'm planning on saying it's Munku's, but I have to tell him first. And not having those relations isn't disappointing. I'm just a kitten after all. Besides, now I'm not sure I ever want to.
Love,
Demeter