Author notes: WHOA! It's been ages hasn't it Baby Boomer fans??? I remember when I first did this series on an old account I was told I was the first person to do this on now you can see how many other people have started their own "baby boomer" type fics so I'm still glad I have fans! Anyways before you all decide to club me for taking so long to update read the story first! .....(runs off to hide in a bomb shelter)
NOTE TO ALL WR FANS!!!:: I PROMISE my Wolf's Rain story will be updated next! I've neglected this fic for too long though so just wait a little while longer. The next chapter for a 'A Little Too Rough around the Edges' will be out soon! Thanks!!
Baby Boomers # 3Part 6
"DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"TREIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The two men whose names were called buckled up from their positions on the couch. Both had been dozing happily at the first wink of sleep they had had in days. No, there had been no new babies born into the large Gundam family only two crabby, grumpy, STRONG pregnant men at almost full term.
Duo had gotten up so fast he had flip backwards over the side of the sofa and landed on his head while Treize tried to stand up but merely fell back on his butt and continued to go on snoring.
"You must have a death wish man." Duo cried out and tried to pull Treize up, though some of the men had been enemies before, they had learned that right now they needed to stick together; these were life and death situations.
"Trieze you gotta get up!! Wufei wants you! TRIEZE I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE!!!!"
"Duo?"
"EEP!" The American made a muffled cry as his eyes widened and he suddenly dropped Treize whose head smacked the back of the sofa with a dull 'THUD'. Duo slowly turned around to see a VERY pregnant Heero standing in the doorway to the living room, one arm nestled over his stomach while the other sat firmly on his hip.
"HONEY!" Duo exclaimed through a large gulp and ran over to his partner with arms outstretched. "What-what is it you need???" He tried to muster up a smile but the fear in him was making the corners of his mouth twitch.
"What were you doing!? I've been calling you for over an hour!!'
"Heero, I just heard you call my name!" That's when Heero's sharp blue eyes narrowed and he grabbed hold of Duo's braid.
"It has been over an hour...."
"Heh-heh.....of course it has honey, (GULP) what do you need?"
"I need you to find the remote....me and Wufei want to watch TV...now...." With that Duo took off into the other room in search of the remote, throwing pillows this way and that and shuffling across the floor on his hands and knees. In the meantime a shadow had slowly emerged from behind the sofa where Treize was still sleeping.
"Treize?" The figure spoke softly,
"TREIZE GET YOUR LAZY NO GOOD BABY WANTING BUTT UP AND OVER HERE!!!!" Treize practically flew off the sofa and into a battle like pose murmuring
"We're under attack!"
"What are YOU babbling about!? Do you see this!?" Wufei suddenly pointed to his overstuffed belly while his other hand cupped his back as he tried to stand up right. Through sleep ridden eyes Treize nodded and tried to smile,
"Yes Wu, I see it! What is it you need?"
"HE is hungry....." Treize sweat dropped now and sighed loudly.
"If you think calling IT a HE is going to get you out of an ultrasound you're WRONG! We don't have to see what sex it is but...Wufei LOOK how big you are....I think we need to see if you are maybe having twins...."
"EXCUSE ME! Whose body is this?" Wufei pointed to himself again, his face growing redder by the minute.
"...yours...." Treize had been through this before but he always gave up on account of how mad it made Wufei.
"I just don't know why you won't go! It's no big deal; Heero and Duo are going to the Doctors later today...why not go? I mean look how...big you are compared to Heero!" Treize turned to point at Heero who was now nestled on the couch he had been sleeping on stuffing himself with dumplings.
"So I'm...I'm BIG now...too big for you!!! IS IT MY FAULT I'M BIG BONED!!" Wufei screamed making a nearby vase crack and shatter. Quatre suddenly looked up from a book he was reading in his study when he heard the distinct sound and sighed,
"Another one of my Dad's priceless vases...."
"Wufei you know you're not big boned." Treize coughed and covered his mouth to keep from smirking.
"If you think I'm just one big joke then fine!" Wufei pushed back some muffled sniffling noises and turned as fast as he could and started wobbling out of the room yelling,
"ZECHS!!! ZECHS WHERE ARE YOU!??? TREIZE IS BEING MEAN AGAIN!!!"
At this time Duo was still looking for the remote when he finally gave up and sunk down on his butt in front of the sofa. His eyes skimming the room slowly suddenly stopping when he saw the remote sitting right in the center of the coffee table, now there where a couple options Duo could choose from to react to this. One...he could tell Heero it had been sitting on the table the whole time which could turn into a crying fit, two he could grab it and give it to Heero and say he had found it under the sofa but this whole thing could have been a trick to see if Duo would tell Heero the truth about when he was being stupid or what not....Duo decided to pick option number three...
A flash of chestnut hair flew by as Duo raced into the room Heero was sitting in now licking the cheese dust off his fingers as he finished off a bag of Cheese Puffs.
"Herehoneyfoundtheremotegottagoouttostoretopicksomethingsuploveyaseeyasooooooooooooooon." Duo yelled as he ran to the front door and outside.
"Hmph and they say pregnant women act weird." Heero scuffed and waddled back into the sitting room.
Wufei had now found Zechs which had took a good couple of hours when he found him hiding in one of the bookcase cabinets. When asked why he was hiding by a snot running, eye watering Wufei he had smiled happily and said he was checking to make sure the bolts where all tightened and none where loose.
"I-I-I-I don't believe you!!!!!!" Wufei hollered.
Zechs's not being the brightest of all the Gundam Pilots in the house grinned and nodded,
"Your right Wu-Wu I was hiding from you! WOO does that feel better! I hate lying!" Zechs stumbled out of the cabinet and went to hug Wufei when the small, huge, angry prego pilot reached behind his back and brought out a huge poll that was almost twice the size of him.
"AIYA!!!!!!!!!!" A screaming Zechs barreled down the hall with a huffing Chinese man on his tail crashing the poll back and forth, denting the walls and scratching the ceiling as he desperately tried to nail his lover.
At hearings the explosions of walls and parts of the ceiling give way upstairs Quatre threw his book down, buried his head in his hands and began to sob. The noise had also set off a chain reaction to all the babies and children who now where crying at the top of their lungs hysterically.
"What are we going to do?" Trowa sighed as he walked into Qutare's study bouncing two wailing babies in his arm.
"Okay...we are calling this meeting here now because.......Heero...put the turkey sandwich down for one minute...okay thanks.....now like I was saying.....what? No, I don't know if we have wasabi sauce in the kitchen!........ON A TURKEY SANDWHICH???"
"WHAT Quatre is trying to say," Trowa suddenly butted in as the blonde pilot was becoming slightly flustered.
"Is that some things need to change around here....before it was Quatre and Duo who were pregnant....the two...soft hearted....likeable people in this house...." Wufei suddenly growled at Trowa while a sleepy Treize and black eyed, head wrapped in gauze Zechs held their little lover back.
Trowa sighed and continued,
"I know its hard and frustrating being pregnant but having you two who were already crabby people to begin with have these mood swings have become almost unbearable!....Heero are you even listening??"
Heero was face first in his turkey sandwich now and was not paying attention.
"Don't disturb him he's eating!" Duo whispered while holding a sleeping Iris in his arms.
"Aiya.....anyways what I'm saying is that there are two babies and one small child that live here also, who don't know what is going on right now, only that they are being woke up by fights and refrigerator raids!! So next time you want to KILL someone Wufei, DO IT OUTSIDE!"
"You-you think I'm annoying don't you Trowa?" Wufei's bottom lip slowly started to quiver suddenly while a frantic Treize and Zachs tried to make hand gestures behind Wufei's hand warning Trowa not to answer.
"Well I'm quite sick of all the yelling you do everyday!"
"..........................."
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
(Cracking and shattering of another vase can be heard in the distance)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
At the doctor's office Wufei, Treize and Zechs sat quietly in the waiting room watching Iris while Duo and Heero where meeting with their specialist.
"HEE HEE YOUR SOOOO BIG!!!!" Iris squealed and poked Wufei's tummy.
"YOU'RE HUGE!! Bigger then my Daddy and he eats like....one...BILLION dumplings everyday!!!"
"Get her away from me." Wufei hissed and glared at the willowy little child swaying back and forth on his leg. Her big purple eyes twinkling with mischief while her wild long dark hair stuck out at all angles around her face.
"Spawn of Satan I tell you."
The door suddenly swung open and a very happy Duo followed by a chip munching Heero emerged.
"So how was everything?" Treize asked.
"Great! We are having one healthy...BIG baby...." Duo grinned happily, "The only thing was is that Heero's needs to cut back on eating so much....but I doubt that's gonna happen."
"Yay Daddy!" Iris ran up to Heero's legs jumping up to be held, Duo gently swept her up and lifted her up to his lover who kissed her on the nose.
"Hello darling, was your uncles nice to you?"
"Yep!" Iris giggled and threw her head back and winked at Wufei.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! EVIL I TELL YOU, SHE IS EVIL! Like you Maxwell!"
"I resent that comment." Duo pouted.
"Mr...ugh...Mrs....ugh...WUFEI??"
"Huh?"
"Are you going to get checked out?"
"No!" Wufei yelled and stormed out of the office,
"........What are we going to do this him...." Zechs sighed.
TO BE CONTINUED!
OMG this one is a long chappie! Almost 9 pages! So I hope that can hold all you Baby Boomer fans for a little while! Once again sorry to the Wolf's Rain fans! Your story will be updated next! THANKS! PLEASE REVIEW!!!
The SCANTY fan