Dear Demeter,

No, Macavity's smell. Well, we do other things than normal mating. It is like the time we ran away. Tugger's not just a sex-obsessed tom, like everyone thinks. He is a very loveable tom. I love him and he loves me. We've only done more than messing around twice. Most the time we just, uh, cuddle. Is that good?

Love,

Bombalurina