Hmm... Well, I've been watching the Jackass DVDs, and as such I will state this here.. I am not to blame for an idiotic and down right screwed up things that happen in this or later chapters. Do not attempt to try them at home (if they happen.. no promisses), they are performed by professional fictional characters.

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While Ron decided to buy a Discman with his Quidditch pay, Fred and George decided to but a mini-DVD player... and were currantly watching something called Jackass the Movie. Of course, Fred had somehow managed to get the talk button for his headset stuck, so all the other Recruits were treated to entertaining grunts and groans of what seemed to be pain, followed by hysterical laughter.

Since first coming into contact with Jackass, the twins had become interested in a lot of the Muggle activities shown.. even if they were being shown followed by a lot of pain, and took up boarding of all kinds they could find.. Snowboarding, Grass Boarding, Surfing.. everything they could get their hands on, and after being asked to go on a Mission for the Order in the US, they got to do one of the ones they liked the best... San Fransisco Snowboarding, or surfing down the steep hilly roads in San Fransisco.

Of course, watching too much of this can only lead to badness... With Fred and George, watching a little of this could only lead to badness. Which was why, Fred was currently whizzing around his brother on his broom.. while standing. As with a lot of things, all good things must come to an end.. and then end involved the tip of Fred's broom coming into contact withthe tails of George's, which made the handle of the broom spin just a little under Fred.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! You won't believe what just happened!" George shouted into his headset, while Fred groaned loudly into his.

Lee Jordan's voice came out over from the earpeice saying, "Oh, I dunno if I wanna hear this.. what happened?"

"Fred was standing on his broom and surfing..." when he said that, everyone knew this wasn't going to end well for Fred, "And the tip of his broom caught the tail of mine and it spun a bit.. and he fell, with it between his legs," as that was said, several groans were heard on the radio.

"Uuuuurg... can someone tell me how to make a ball-retracting potion?" whispered Fred to the now laughing recruits, only to be interupted by Hermione explaining step-by-step how to make it.

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I'm having some trouble with writers block.. I dunno how to put more filler in so that we don't get Harry too soon.

I think I'm going to start a new fic.. an HP/BtVS crossover, actually, just so I can get my brain to write. I won't abandon this one though, and I'll keep trying to update the same as I am now, or do my best to make the wait shorter :)

Sorry bout this, and I hope you don't think it's because I didn't get all the reviews I wanted, cause that was an empty threat I made last chapter ;)